Roast me /b
Roast me /b
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You look like a poop
You look like Benedict Cumberbatch and Trevor Moore jerked off into a sock and shoved it into Jodie Foster's cunt only to find you 9 months later.
You seem like a nice boy.
Well that's just rude
you look like an autistic max moefoe.
how do you like to be roasted?
ur head shape is so ugly dude better buy a new one
You suck a mean pipe
why do you have a pipe? you look like a fag. throw out the fedora while you're at it, since i bet you have in. On the plus side, you have a masculine face. If you start lifting very seriously, you'll become very attractive. You can even keep the long hair, so long as you're jacked. I might recommend steroids.
Look a bit like Roger Waters
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Howdy nigger
I've been thinking about getting HGH
Is this OP? if so, post shirtless pic. need to see /fit/ level
That's actually a compliment. I'd kill someone to have Jodie Foster notice me.
Are you anons familiar with NYPA, Not Your Personal Army?
Well you're being someone's personal army right now by roasting someone who isn't OP, but who OP hates and is trying to goad you into shit talking them.
If someone is serious about getting roasted, timestamp or gtfo.
Like Matt Smith if he gave up on life and instead changed his life goal to making shitty crack.
this is now our personal get thread
If I worked out id be ripped
You look like the lovechild of maxmoefoe and handsome squidward
yup. wide rib cage, good trap placement. get in the gym asap
>If
Yeh, and if you won the lottery you'd be rich.
Yes, and if my uncle had tits he would be my aunt
I say auld chap
thisu?
Just don't find enough time during the day working full time and bring in a band
THAT'S who he reminded me of! I couldn't think of max's name, it was killing me.
This isn't reddit you fucktard www.reddit.com/r/roastme/
Yes and if I had a pussy I'd have to buy tampons.
And if I still had two legs I could run
You look like a male
Swee'Pea is all grown up.
You have 2 eyes
Good point! Im a retard so I didnt recognize that for a sec.
oh god. post band music
Nope, just do some local gigs. Haven't recorded anything
called it
then you have no reason to not get your ass in a gym
We practice two days a week, the only days I have off. I do run in the mornings
You look like that kid, Rocky, from the 80's movie Mask
When were you defrosted you neanderthal mongoloid fuck. How many kosacks did your mother fuck till you came out. Do you use pam as hair spray you greasy bitch. I bet that aint the only pipe you smoked today. One last question. Are you thinking about selling your extra chromosome
I'd rather look lake a man than a sissy faggot
Thats the best you got. I could hace scraped more cum back from your mothers throat
When did you first find out your dad was a potato?
I cant even imagine how disapointed your father must be when he looks at you. First it was the ponies now the pillow. Find a rope and make daddy proud