Get me laid, Sup Forums

Get me laid, Sup Forums

Wtf kind of way to start a conversation

Do you also care about being stripped naked, covered in syrup then violently fucked up the asshole?

I wanna spread my hairy asshole so you can tongue fuck me

>new faggin this hard
>asking /b to get pussy
>fag

Let a nigga nut

Dubs, send her this op

is your bio a vampire weekend song? you massive faggot.

but she improperly used it OP. into the trash it goes.

"I'm kinda new to this tinder thing, is this the part where I show you my dick?"

No hablo

Ay baby want get your asshole licked by a fat paki in a trench coat? Haha only joking lmao I’m autistic KEK what’s up senpai?

She messaged first? I think you're good OP.

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Don't respond until she ends a sentence with punctuation.

dumb bitch talks about the Oxford comma but doesn't know how to use a semicolon

Op update us don't be a fag

SEND HELP THEY LOCKED ME IN THE TRUNK AND MY PHONE CANT REACH 911

It's only fate if you let me fuck your ass on the first date.

THIS

shut up

Hell yeah girl, I'm all about that punctuation life; you feel me?

Roll

Reroll

This

How about you comma over and hop on this dick

I never met a girl so beautiful. It's fate

Rolling!

Roll

this is good op

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

That's pretty good actually

This

I don't care for girls who incorrectly use commas. "I think this is fate" is its own sentence so you had to use a period instead of a comma. Don't ever talk to me again you unintelligent bimbo.

How about those Jews?

Roll

Roll

Rerolling

gold .

I'm glad you appreciate punctuation because I only fuck girls on their period.

I care about the Oxford comma. In fact, I will use it right now in wining, dining, and fucking you.

Guess who's getting raped tonight!

Rollll

Where was quads?

Roll

is it me

Rolling

Fucking roll

Rerolling

This this this

rollin

I don't care about comas ',' I just want to fuck

you could use a semicolon and it still works.

How are there no dubs yet? Fuck!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

Winrar. About time.

Rape!

winrar

Rape?

oh god she sounds miserable already. the kind who attaches her sense of self worth to being special, that's why she's trying to show she cares about something most average people don't. honestly i'd abort.

I only ever read these threads to see if op is a fag

Wanna get blackout drunk, read internet fanfictions together, and nitpick at all the grammatical errors?

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Like her mom should have. Amirite?

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The fuck is an Oxford comma, bitch?

It's overcoat you fucking gump

Dude, she's trying really hard. Just go with it. Ask her over to watch American Horror Story. The first season. Then when it gets boring pull a Netflix and chill. Got it?

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Seconded

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reoll

tell her you wanna spread her independent clauses.

Do it user, get laid tonight, you are welcome

>you're*

user's a beta too scared to text the one thing that would get him laid tonight

"well if youre on your period id love to show you how much i care about the colon as well"

Um.....you are really dumb

oh my fucking god this is absolute gold!

heh

so obviously this

I could never associate with someone who doesn't end their sentences with proper punctuation

women don't like to be reminded of their period, even in jest
>mfw I used jest in a sentence

>period

Kek

rerolling

vulcanian level of autism

still funny tho

>underated

Rolling for "do women like to be reminded of their period as long as it is in jest?

imagine my disgust

I don't think it matters anymore OP left a while ago

>OP starts thread
>leaves immediately
wew lad

we need to get to the bottom of this

No shit huh?
abandon thread guys, nothing to see here
move along

this. shoulda used a semi-colon. she's obviously retarded

It's a test, she's testing him
She want to be corrected and dominated