Betting

Anyone has any good tips for today?

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yes, save your money you degenerate loser.

Fpbp

>a spaniard giving advise on economics

>says the guy who has no gold thanks to a Spaniard

the gold was in peru and boliva m8

jokes on you, the gold we have is getting currently stolen by barrick gold, not by the spanish crown

liar liar pants on fire

Finland to win Sweden in ice hockey
Would put all my money in it to be honest

Yeah, get your shit together.

and Russia to beat Canada

Don't see it except their good performance against USA. Let's see :

Gk : sweden by far
Def : sweden by far
Attack : arguably equal but the top scorer of either is swede

Honestly cheering for Finns but I'd bet on Swedes.

Argentina to defeat England by +2 goals

bet everything on cleveland to win the nba championship

Del Poo will win

i bet on 3:1 correct score, Argentina to win

Crystal Palace to beat Man Utd. Man Utd have the Europa cup final midweek and Mou is picking kids. Palace also could jump as high as 11th if they win this game and the players and manager will be very keen on making as much prize money as they can and will be up for this

RIP

lel

where were you when /bet/ was kill

It's still alive they just have a discord group to circlejerk in

Anyone want a discord invite?

I'm glad they fucked off. /bet/ wasn't fun anymore near the end.

discord is the cancer killing Sup Forums tbqh

this is the /betting/ era now

Daniel Dubois to win in round 1 vs David Howe (boxing) at 1.80 on Ladbrokes and Coral. Or if you want to play it safe back round 2 at 4.00 (betfair, skybet) as well, no way it doesn't end in 2 rounds.

Howe is a chinny, tall David Price knock off who was stopped by David Allen in round 2 and Dubois has won his first 2 fights with an early knockout. David Howe will probably try to jab at range but he knows he's there to get stopped. Fight is scheduled for 4 rounds and is on BT Sport.

Yes pls

Some old /bet/ stories I wrote

As my bet draws to a close I begin to shake, a cash out value of thirty six pence is being offered as pity for the impending early stroke I will have due to gambling. A single tear rolls down my withered cheek, I know what must be done. I briskly exit the house, passing my wife's son in the hallway. I enter my 2006 Renault megane, insert the key into the ignition and drive off not buckling my seatbelt as there is no need for it today. I'm heading toward the coast, where I will soon become surrounded by the crashing waves.

I arrive, I take a moment to reflect on my life. All the errors leading up to this, the brisk times of happiness, my wife and her son. I put the car into gear and head towards the edge of coast, crashing through the barrier I land in the ocean. At the last minute I check my phone to look at my bets, I see that the last one has been voided and I have had my money returned to me. A smile begins to appear on my tired face as water slowly fills the car.

Janis killed /bet/

Never forget UCD Waves

Never forget UWI Blackbirds, 14-0 at half time

bet discord invite plz

don't ever talk to me or my service users ever again

Never forget the USVI fiasco.
Never forget CSL, especually DA BURLS.

this tbqh

Yeah, don't bet you fucking degenerate.

profit>fun

If you're a degenerate.

ye ye keep jerking Euans dick

>will be up for this

tears

>I don't like making hundreds a day from the comfort of my home

>(You)

this. the circlewank over all those facebook nonces was unbearable.

Any other brit bros betting on the election?

Sup Forums don't care, missing out on easy money.

>Lose hundreds of yuros on bets
>Win €50 once
>SEE I TOLD YOU BETTING PAYS OFF, IM FUUKKGGINCCG RICHH BRAH
This is your future, OP.

who's going to win then? I feel like literally everyone hates the tories but the fact the tory-owned media is pushing CORBYN ISNT A LEADER might end up working

Cheeky on labour win

i lost 2k on brexit and another 2k on the amerifat election

didnt really care who won, just went with what the bet bros predicted

never again

>trusting J-ve

Tories obviously, money is in the constituency votes.

Funny, I lost 500 on Brexit and won 500 on T R U M P.

Not brit but I'll definitely vote. Pretty much confirmed easy landslide win for conservatives.

Sacramento Republic FC vs Tulsa Roughnecks. Sacramento 0 Asian 1.87 Bet Victor

...

ON SMEDIUM

Well lads, it's finally happened. karma caught up to me. lost $30k last night. I'm down to my last $1000. Please give me a good bet /bet/. You're my last hope.

what did you do lad

i lost £500 the other week which is a fucking huge amount for me

3 years ago ffs, and I'm still sat in the same chair.

Anyone got an invite to the discord?

Did the family know the password of the hero in this piece? I don't think the company is going to send the money to the wife's account unless she is aware of it.

textual kino
I miss /bet/ so much

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lost it all on NHL and e-sports. Fucking last second goals and unbelievable comebacks.

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

On Russia as well, Canalad?

SMEDLARGE on Warriors spread

Who wants a discord invite?

me

>he still bets in 2017

Smh

i do not wish to be included in the discord group. please remove me.

Reno vs Seattle Sounders. Reno 0 Asian

Fraud Knight

Lyngby at 3.80 to win over Copenhagen

I do have a method to consistently generate a positive return, but if I told anyone the opportunity to do it would go away.

I do daily bets during the downtime at my job and I can usually generate about a 10% return per month. I only put in $100 to start and I'm up to $250 after making hundreds of bets.

get in here

gaming.youtube.com/ice_poseidon/live

BIG BOY
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how much time do you spend on this activity

Scale up bro

Like half an hour a day tops

State your age, how many hours per week you spend gambling, and your career gambling profit.

>29
>minimum 40 hours per week
>$652,454.52 CAD

Yesterday Hoffenheim lost my bet by not scoring a single goal against fucking Augsburg.

I want to get it back, lads...

since when is /bet/ kill

...

Throw the house on Düsseldorf-Aue X.
Both need only a draw to survive relegation.

let me show you the dance of my people.webm

Keep on betting.

Simce the UK's EU referendum vote.

>betting on 96 slip

hahaha they are going to get BORO'd

>Ireland

pedo potato shit hole, lmao

Is that you LC?

Never forget Dolphins United

lay intah, back juwe, halal uefalona

put house, dog, wife, children

1. USVI, and the pre-game hype
2. UCD Waves
3. Dainava winning 2-0 after losing 17 consecutive games
4. Jordan slags v Palestine
5. When /bet/ thought they could beat the bookies by listening to the radio
6. Kartepe
7. 2-1 £250 guy
8. Oviedo donating 4k to himself
9. Happy Valley Reserves
10. /night bet/

49. Failed Kasimpasa fix
50. Funny gimmicks
51. SP losing 23 bets in a row
52. Failed CSL fix
53. Da Burls
54. That Independiente Medellin game
55. Maple going mad
56. SP's Man U tip
57. Curious Carlos
58. Brownlock 2014
59. Boston Breakers youtube banter

9001. The end of spreadsheet days
9002. >'fixes'
9003. Al Hilal Riyadh u23
9004. Sarajevo
9005. Aaland Slags
9006. That Breidablik slags game

9000000. Shit gimmicks
900000000. Unironically spamming 'tears'
90000000000000000. /wc bet/

What are the returns?

Does anyone remember when we all bet on like a Caribbean u18s womens tournament that was being played on a cricket pitch while awfully streamed on ustream with a Jamaican sounding commentator. I remember we accidentally ended up crashing the odds with the amount being bet on one team that most of us could just cash out before the match had started with some nice profit.

Valencia at 3.20 the money at home is a steal

USVI was the GOAT /bet/ event

Lads lumping massive sums and watching it all fall apart on some obscure stream

Who / ~3 Euro/Dollar stake 14 bet acca every weekend/ here?

Just went a tripple on Stuttgart, 1860 and kaiserzlatan.. how fucked am i?

>mfw im just net plus on the betting kike after playing for 4ish years (had breaks, smaller sums at times and larger other times) and building my stack slowly from a small deposit rn

ALLWAYS DEPOSIT MINIMUM AMOUNT YOU GOYS. Deposited weeks ago and it is still going

gib dicksword pls

put a little on palace

Zverev will win