I am a member of an extraterrestrial species

Hello, users of this section of the website Sup Forums.org. I belong to a species that lives in other solar systems and am alien to this planet although right now I am on the planets surface.

I invite any of you to ask questions that you may have concerning extraterrestrial species and our relation to the planet Earth. There may be some questions asked that I am forbidden to answer but if this is the case I will say so.

I have an understanding of the Human language English that is within the range considered average for Humans to have of it.

The reason why I chose to use this particular section of Sup Forums.org is because communication between intelligent species is a subject that is related to politics more then the other sections of this website.

Fuck off space niggers, we're full.

ayy lmao

What is the best cure for a sore tooth

what do you think about the jews

pics, ayy lmao.
also murder niggers plz.

Fucking grey niggers go back to mars.

|-2x + 2| -3 = -3

Post ayy hotties.

how many probed anuses does it take to gain an understanding of terrestrial life?

ayy lmao

X=1

You seriously traveled lightyears just to shitpost?
Are you telling us that with all the wonders of the cosmos there is nothing better to look forward to then dank memes and mocking india being unable to take the poo 2 the loo?
How disappointing.

post some nudes of your ladies

How do your people feel about interspecies relations. And as a follow up, would you like to go out for coffee some time.

How to heal skin on penis glans?

How do you guys fuck?

Which governments know about your existence? Who is the most powerful organization on Earth? What do you think of our society? Art?

Ayy lmaos are pretty cool guys senpai.

>ask me anything except the ones too edgy for me to answer

is your home planet Reddit?

Hello Space man.

I'm trying to get elected to be the leader of the Violent Nation of America. I'm trying to bring peace.

Do you have some gold or other help to allow me to pay the cost of campaigning.

If you can time travel, give me winning lottery numbers for anytime in June 2016 United States to [email protected]

Thank you.

Come by and visit me in Guerneville, California.

38.5019° N, 122.9961° W

Species-traitor!

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are you aware of jewish influence in your civilization?

fucking hell you are true cancer, wayne

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In the history of your species, or the forerunners of your species, you must have encountered the issue that various ethnic groups have different patterns of thought and behavior, which led to strife whenever they interacted. How did you ultimately address this problem?

I am less familiar with Human physiology then several of my colleagues but if I had any advice to give it would be that if you are experiencing pain there is probably some problem with the tooth that needs to be fixed.

Are you asking me about the religion of Judaism or the ethnic group that is referred to as Jewish?

MAGA OR BUST

SELAM ALEEKUUM AL-ALYAHEIM!
WELCOME TO BALL OF DIRT
PAY JIZYA, CONVERT OR DIE.

is he okay though?

stop the bullshti and post ayy porn already

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THIS IS CAPTAIN B DICK FROM THE PLANET ANUS. I AM HERE TO FREE YOU FROM THE OPPRESSIVE CREATURES YOU CALL WOMEN.

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We already have to many niggers.
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Who? Infidel or Alien?

Both are ok Jiziya has been paid, with life and gold. Na'am.

nice cut 7/10