Hey Sup Forums ive got a general question about a few things

hey Sup Forums ive got a general question about a few things.

you all know blindmute loli guy right?
you all remember the good old green texts?
i love them and all but i dont see them at all anymore.
all you new 4 chan users might know what i mean
but does any one have any good green texts im bored af and i dont want to watch the fuck nut porn stars fucking bitches with no porn story to the shit.
now dont send me porn with story send me green texts sexual or not,long or short i will try to read all of them

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not what i ment but its fine

I havent seen much if any greentext apart from shit ylyl since 2016 thats when it all crumbled down big time from what I saw Og since '05

> be me
> browsing Sup Forums
> be 24 y/o femanon
> op asks for greentext
> give op the good copypasta
> op says that’s not what they wanted
Fuck you OP I come here to escape from disappointing people and this is how you fucking treat me
> get on the floor
> everybody walk the J O H N C E N A
Pic related

I understand your anger friend

Tide remembers! Don't forget to use Tide laundry products!

bump as fuck

>be me
>6'6" 280lb redneck
>we're talking full blown, AR15-toting, Trump-supporting, trailer-dwelling Texan redneck
>live 2 miles from nearest human and 10 miles from nearest town
>watching shitty reality TV one evening
>stark naked b/c Texan summers and my waggie ass can't afford A/C
>at about 11pm, hear car pulling up in driveway
>LeaveMeAloneShitheads.jpg
>look out window, see shitter 1990s Toyota covered in graffiti
>3 teenagers in what i'm guessing was supposed to be "scary" clown attire file out
>recall string of vandalism in local news, lightbulb goes off
>NotOnMyWatch.exe
>grab rifle, throw on nearest pair of boots and quietly go out back door
>start slowly circling around trailer hoping to catch the little faggots in the act
>hear some indistinct talking on side opposite mine, figure it's my chance
>dramatically jump out with rifle up and start thinking of something imposing to say like "wanna die?" or "fuck you"
>stage 5 autism kicks in, my brain fuses the two, and i shout at the top of my voice "WANNA FUCK?"
>quickly look down and realize all the adrenaline has made my member fully erect
>realize how it must look from their perspective
>a 6'6" fatass with an AR15, a woody, and wearing nothing but cowboy boots has just asked them to fuck
>i have NEVER seen anything haul ass faster in my entire life
>no vandalism on the news for a couple weeks

I bet you feel proud for working that ad in huh?

Please tell me you copy pasted that from somewhere my dude.

i took a reference and retyped by hand

classic pasta

Tide just loves helping people, and the best way to do that is to tell them about the power of Tide laundry products!

this made me feel genuinely confused

does tide have any loli stories?

Remember pool user? Tide does!

ah yes. im sad tide hasnt provided us with part 2 yet

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noice

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blindmute loli/uncle user stuff is one some wikis, if you google that you'll probably find it.

thankls much better