You weren't birthed by the Björk

>You weren't birthed by the Björk

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is that her handyman

>Bjork, Bilinda Butcher, and Sinead O'Connor have children the age of the average Sup Forumstant

He gave her his handyman if you know what I mean ;)
>average Sup Forumstant is 30
Unless you mean 14.

>you will never be raised by bjork
>you will never look at her everyday and think "wow my mom is gorgeous"
>you will never discover masturbation and have your first fantasy with her while masturbating
>tfw her husband and your father will never leave you and her alone
>you will never console her
>she will never start to flirt with you out of loneliness
>you will never flirt back
>you will never spontaneously kiss her
>things will never be tense for two weeks until you fuck her passionately after fantasizing about her since childhood
>you will never care for her as your mother and lover until you move out, having one last passionate fuck together before you leave

...

fan fact her dad is kurt cobain

>you will never get to impregnate a cute bjork

she's still cute lad
>inb4 bjork dead

>you will never fugg a pregnant bjork

this, really why i made the thread. look at those tits.

stop meming. bjork is gross

my ex is bjorkish
i love masturbating to her
we had freakishly good sexual chemistry

how did you split? sounded like a keeper.

also post pics (unless she's A01384B)

>A01384B

?

kis that you andy?

lol no
search up "bjork motherless"
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god she is so hot
can't really fap to this though, especially not with einar

thats funny

did guess ml cuz on Sup Forums lol

Grim

fat