What are those circles for?

what are those circles for?

one for each TV viewer

if you are inside them the rest of the players (your teamates included) can tacle you.

shit sport

faceoffs

this

soccer

they mark where the heat plates are that melt the ice after the game so they can replace the pitch.

if you score from inside there, it counts as two goals

Occasionally players will engage in 1v1 crabcock battles in those circles. The loser's team suffers a 2 minute penalty. U CUM, UR OUT!

fpbp

targets for the 50/50 raffle / puck throwing during intermission atminor league games

FUNNY

westling area

the only "fun" part about this sport are the fights, if you find two faggots wearing armour and helmet fighting fun, they look like robots

Faceoffs, and the one used depends on where play previously ended or the circumstances of play previously ending. The other four dots in the neutral zone (between the blue lines) are also for faceoffs.

Circle of Protection from Undead, jews are planning Zombie Hockey league to boost flagging ratings, we must stop this reeeeeeee

Also, the players on the ice other than the two taking the faceoff have to line up for the faceoff with their skates outside the circle surrounding each faceoff dot, but it's not a strictly enforced rule, so players edge in as the linesman drops the puck for the faceoff.

Those are fast food distributors you can use during the game. Sometimes a player come crashing into it or a customer, killing him. The match is then interrupted and a fight between the 2 strongest men of each team in which someone is killed determines the winner, the captain will then throw the loser's head into the opponent's net.

This is why faggy euros don't venture into the manly sport.

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opinion discarded

Pretend this says competitive

>>Conpetitive skin cancer development

Golf?

>Faceoffs
because they look like the eyes of a face with the goal are being the mouth?

They are called "Schrödinger's circles".
As nobody can see the puck in hockey, it is assumed that the puck has a 1/5th probability of being in one of the circles, and 4/5th probabilities of not being there.
But as nobody can really see the puck, it is always assumed that there is 1/5th of the puck in each circle at the same time.
Now each team is 5 players, so it makes 10 players total. If 1 or more of them convince the others he has seen a trace of the puck in 1 of these circles, the ref will validate and get the match here.
So they can all pretend there is a puck somewhere until a player sees a trace of the puck in another circle, and so on.

I was never good
at checkers

>he tries to watch the puck

Tell me this, Abayomi: do you watch the ball or the players in soccer?

Imagine typing all of this out thinking it was funny.

Lmao

Go to bed kiwi nigger

>Going to bed before 5am on a weekend

Righto mate, I'm just about to go into town and slam some french backpackers. They surrender pretty easily ;-)

>tfw to domb for hockey