Celeb Thread!
Celeb Thread!
Nolan Powell
Samuel Cox
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Ayden Adams
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Ryan King
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Thomas Mitchell
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John Thompson
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Cooper Perry
nice legs :3
Christian Butler
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Carter Sanchez
10btc:(
Hudson Bell
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Joshua Scott
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Camden Gomez
It’s true
Jose Diaz
best ass
Adam Morgan
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Carson James
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Nathaniel Ward
I ghost busted u
Nathaniel Cruz
Punishment part is tru
Nolan Lopez
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Anthony Brown
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Joshua Perry
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Colton Morris
God leads me, Pay me pls
Cameron Ramirez
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Easton Flores
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Kevin Ross
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Cooper Jackson
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Jason Reed
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Juan Anderson
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Christopher Morris
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Carson Walker
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Evan Richardson
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Isaiah Collins
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Noah Powell
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Aaron Martinez
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Samuel Hernandez
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Isaiah Gomez
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Kayden Lee
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Samuel James
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Brandon Parker
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Jaxon Martinez
Just post them deepfakes already
Hudson Scott
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Matthew Gray
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Jayden Allen
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Liam James
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Alexander Long
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Ryan Parker
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Jayden Robinson
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Joseph Smith
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Matthew Russell
i hope this thread gets spiderman spammed since you fags made a new one early and didnt even post anyone hot
Oliver Cooper
Well that's a funny of way of saying, oh wait you ARE saying spiderman thread O.o
Ayden Lee
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Wyatt Roberts
i wanna suck on her bare heel, sucking her foot sweat out
Brandon Phillips
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Leo Rivera
Sit on my face
Force me to lick cum off your dirty feet
Nathaniel Martinez
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Oliver Thompson
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Jordan Bennett
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Chase Gonzalez
more?
Jose Turner
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Evan King
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Joseph Wood
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Gabriel Bailey
Have you accepted the one true goddess in your heart ?
Eli Hall
Ride my face while you work my cock with your feet
Jaxson Lopez
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Ayden Parker
Best celeb
Oliver Long
Nice
Evan Perez
I swear to FUCKING God, Andy, if I don't get your creamy, steam-tastic ass roll slidd down my FUCKING throat in the next few days
I will NOT be held responsible for my actions!. All day I scour the web, sifting through various social media and news outlets, tracking your every move. I don't even want to meet you in person. I just want to find the last bathroom you destroyed with your anus and slidd every last FUCKING piece of your wet, hot shit down my fucking THROAT. FUCK! Just thinking about shattering the toilet with my bare FUCKING hands and siphoning log upon steaming hot log into my mouth makes me want to FUCKING RAPE A FERRET. OH THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT, ANDY! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, ANDY? I just smashed my own toilet and now there's water everywhere. Where
are you, Andy? Where did you releive your bowels last, you kike? TELL ME. FUCKING TELL ME. I want that FUCKING log so fucking bad!
Austin Ross
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Austin Johnson
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Gavin Ortiz
Force me to lick cum off your entire body
Daniel Morris
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Ryder Williams
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Wyatt Brown
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Josiah Carter
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Joshua Cooper
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Asher Davis
no amount of pasta and shitpost will make me stop!!!
you will accept the ligh of the new goddess!!
begone with the same old celebs...the new queen as come to stay!!!!!
Zachary Morris
Quads logged
Throat clogged
Nicholas Watson
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William Bailey
>760193334
Dubs logged
Throat clogged
Charles Long
Dubs logged
Andrew Young
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from John Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy Sixx’s genius shit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)
Alexander Phillips
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Angel Myers
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Brayden Cooper
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Landon Wilson
nice pasta
Connor Russell
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Jason Lee
Look, having logs—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good logs, very good logs, OK, very creamy and steamy, the Fiber One, very good, very loggy—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a log, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal log, they would say I'm one of the loggiest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative log they try—oh, do they do a number two—that’s why I always start off: Went to a Sixx concert, went there, went there, did this, sucked a log of shit out of his ass—you know I have to give my log credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at Andy's log of shit, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these logs are (logs are powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power of logs and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen with logs and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with Andy—now it used to be three, now it’s four of his logs—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the shit nuggets; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but Andy's logs are great, his logs are great, so, and they, he just killed, he just killed us with his logs.
Brandon Price
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Brandon Davis
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Ethan Gray
wut
Isaiah Price
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Carter Miller
Our Logger,
whose anus is in contact with your lips,
Hallowed be thy colon;
Thy shitlog down your fucking throat come,
Thy will be dung
with turds, as it is with spicy diarrhea:
Give us this day our daily dump;
And forgive us our imperfect sphincter,
as we forgive those that choke on your feces,
And lead us not into the hands of Dani Filth,
But deliver us from the piss patrol:
For thine is the asshole over Sup Forums with a creamy, dreamy steamer,
the power over the cock raters, and the redditors
For ever and ever.
Logmen.
Cooper Collins
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Cooper Richardson
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Nicholas Campbell
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Bentley Lee
the log economy is strong
Sebastian Lee
>Be me in highschool
>Scenefag back then
>Vans Warped Tour
>Summer 2011
>I staked out in the porta-jon toilet closest to the stages for 36 hours
>Hundreds of hot beer shits, piss, vomit, cigarette butts, bloody tampons and ass sweat rained down on me day and night
>Still I waited
>Second night falls
>Up to my chest in the cess pit of waste
>Delerious, I drift in and out of consciousness towards the end of another BvB set
>The music stops for a while
>Hear the jingling of scene kid accessories
>Am I hallucinating?
>"Great set, bros, I'll be back - I've got to take a massive shit."
>It's Andy Sixx
>His footsteps get closer, as does the jingling of his Hot Topic chains and belts
>The door opens
>It's time
>I tilt back my head and open my mouth as wide as I can
>Andy grunts
>He rips a massive fart that blows my hair back
>I see the log crowning
>The steam nearly blinds me
>It dangles for a moment before slidding silently down my throat
>It is warm in my chest, like a sip of brandy
>By the time it's all over he's pushed three more hulking logs into my gullet
Luis Bailey
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Angel Brown
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Gavin Hall
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Dominic Carter
Dubs logged
Throat clogged