I drive for Uber on the weekends. I'm a slightly above average looking male and get hit on constantly by women...

I drive for Uber on the weekends. I'm a slightly above average looking male and get hit on constantly by women. I'm also married. My wife has become a prude bitch over the years and I'm getting sick of it. I was thinking about cheating on her with the next woman passenger who flirts with me. I've never cheated before. What do you guys think I should do?

Are any of these women good looking?

You should get ready to split half of your shit with your wife because there's no way she doesn't eventually find out.

50% are cute/fuckable and the rest are old and/or gross.

why not. who cares. she's probably cheating on you already honestly.

divorce her first so u have a clear conscience

next 8/10 who hits on you, take them up on their offer and fuck the shit out of them, fuck your prude bitch of a wife, she knew what she was signing up for when she got married and now she is trying to reneg on the deal of sex for being kept?
fuck her

They aren't even real. This is a fantasy

How can she possibly find out? This would be a one night stand type of situation with no phone numbers exchanged.

You really think my story is too unbelievable? Lol come on dude. It's not really a big deal. I'm just sick of getting rejected by my wife and having to jerk it to pics on this board.

I really don't think she has ever cheated. At least I've never suspected it.

Because fucking is fun, and you'll get to do it over and over once you do it once. I've been there and it can even keep going for 3 years until one day, you get careless. I mean after the first time there's no way you just stop. And yeah you could start fucking a variety, BUT, one day you'll be in the sweetest, tightest pussy and you'll want to get back in there. So maybe I'll meet her a second time, maybe I'll take her number down because it's so good. And it works for a long time. No one suspects a thing. Then out of nowhere, somehow you fuck up, you managed to slip somewhere and she finds out. All you're left thinking was, FUCK, I told myself not to do XYZ.

haha, fucking cuck thinks he can get some

Cuck? That makes no sense. I would be the one fucking, not my wife...

dude, fuck the haters, listen to this guy he may have fucked up eventually
but he got a lot of fine pussy before then, just dont fuck up, or get enough so you know you actually want to leave your bitch

>BUT, one day you'll be in the sweetest, tightest pussy and you'll want to get back in there.

Damn.... i never thought about it like that. Makes sense!

Get a **Prenup** and make sure your wife signs it.

It'll prevent you from losing your stuff in the event of a divorce

Be ready for the possibility of sexual assault claims. With Uber, you are traceable and an easy target. If you want to cheat....go hang out with friends and flirt with girls the real way. No real names. No numbers no traces

i would never cheat on my wife, as soon as i'd think of cheating i'd divorce her

I have thought about this also. I do have a dash cam but still. Not to mention, most are typsy/drunk and might regret it in the morning.

I can get one after???

Postnuptial agreements exist but will your wife be willing to sign it and will suggesting it destabilize your marriage even further?

Not op but I've cheated. Not happy about it but it was a conscious decision that I don't regret. It doesn't mean I don't love my GF, I'm just a sexual person. I think op just needs to talk to his wife from a positive position about how the amount of intimacy in their lives are leaving him feeling unwanted. (Don't mention that it's made you look elsewhere). The desire to cheat comes from the lack of something in the relationship. You need to address the cause of that lacking intimacy instead of thinking of ways to cheat. Also, just bc your wife is being prude, doesn't mean you're not the cause. It takes two to tango, everyone plays a part. Maybe she's stressed at work, maybe she's spiteful bc she feels like you don't help around the house? Talking about your issues helps. Start there

Damn.. Best answer yet. Thank you. We do have problems in other aspects of life but not having sex makes things worse. No release of pressure.

>I'm a raging faggot because people ate better looking than me, and I can't get any pussy, so I sit in my planet ham basement, thrashing my micropenis to all the all the skinny girls.

Stop lying, you dumb cunt.

Also, after cheating I became very self conscious. Always trying to balance hiding a secret without acting like I was hiding soming. Always keeping up a lie about what I made up for doing that night. Worrying about the people involved slipping up or getting back to my GF. It was fun, but it takes a psycho like me to really hide their demons and pretend like it never happened the rest of their life. It's a heavy burden.

Hell no, she won't sign. That would be really out of the blue and suspicious. And will make things worse

This. Cheated once, the guilt built up over 6 months and was crushing. Ended up confessing just to relieve the guilt. And I actually consider myself a decent moral guy most of the time (do the right thing, treat people nicely, etc).

I'm getting nervous even thinking about it lol i can't imagine doing it. Even though i want to, i feel like it might be more of a fantasy. Kind of like a cheesy plot to a porno.

if you are at least a little ok at lying, you can lie to yourself. Tell yourself its what you needed to not leave her ass, say you need it for growth, pretend to her like it never happened. As time passes it will get easier and you'll feel less guilty about it. But as i said earlier, fuck that bitch, she signed up for sex on demand and is withholding it, if she ever finds out it will just let her know you are capable of getting it whenever you like, and if she wants to keep you she needs to step the fuck up.

If you can feel guilt, I wouldn't.

Don't cheat, just divorce. If you still kinda love her but are frustrated about the lack of sex just talk to her and be frank. If she's not putting out you will go elsewhere.

The worst thing about cheating is not the actual fucking, but betraying her trust.

I saw her today, I saw her face
It was the face I loved, and I knew
I had to run away
And get down on my knees and pray, that they go away
Still it begins
Needles and pins
Because of all my pride
The tears I gotta hide
Oh, I thought I was smart, I stole her heart
Didn't think I'd do, but now I see
She's worth to him than me, let her go ahead
Take his love instead, and one day she will see
Just how to say please
And get down on her knees
Oh that's how it begins, she'll feel those needle and pins
Hurtin' her, hurtin' her
Why can't stop, and tell myself I'm wrong, I'm wrong, so wrong?
Why can't…

also, the fact that you shouldnt be doing it makes it even hotter
you will cum so fucking hard man, you have no idea.

Yea man, I get your point as well. And you're right. When we were dating she used to blow me almost every day. After the wedding, it went downhill. She hasn't sucked me off in at least a year. I can't ever remember. I think it may have been my last bday. How pathetic is that...

This. Back when I was in my "saving it for marriage days" an old high school friend and I played while her husband was deployed. At first we kind of chalked it up to we screwed up but it wouldn't happen again. Of course it happened again..and again..and again to the point where it became routine when we hung out, about 3 times a week.
I was a virgin, my sexual experience was nill but I had seen porn, hentai, etc, so I used what I saw on her without sex. It was enough to get her off, so I was practicing foreplay and the like on her, getting the subtleties down, eventually started having sex with her.
We always deleted messages and didn't tell anyone else, but somehow he found out, was hurt at first, not by us having sex; it was the idea that she might love someone else. Surprisingly he was actually into the idea of us having sex, wanted her to after they moved and she would come down to visit. He also tells her to send me nudes sometimes, will even ask me if there's something specific I want to see, then take pics of her or even records her for me.
Your situation is obviously different, but the point of it is you will likely screw up eventually or there's a factor you might not count on. Talk to your wife, say what's making you unhappy. If nothing changes then move into separation and go for divorce.

unfortunately, its extremely common, there are very few women who actually enjoy sucking cock, and plenty who lie about it. The ones who actually enjoy it can cum just from pleasing you, the liars will do it as long as they feel they need to lock you down
seriously dude, just start fucking some skanks, screw that whore. Just always use protection when you are fucking around. The last thing you need is spawn or STDs

Don’t cheat, talk to your wife.

Thinking about it. Just got home from Ubering before I made this post. Going to work again Saturday night. We'll see what happens...

ask her when shes not looking at you if shes ever cheated and if she doesnt make eye contact she has

>What do you guys think I should do?
Divorce your wife...?

We've fought about this issue many times but nothing ever changes.

Chill bro

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We've been married for 8 years. Spent a lot of time and money on her. Feel like I'll waste a big chunk of my life if we divorce. Plus all the rest of the shit that comes with one. I have investments in crypto that I don't want her getting her hands on. Idk, man. It's just a complicated mess.

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Then it’s time for an ultimatum. Men need to feel loved and wanted, too

>Men need to feel loved and wanted, too

Wish I could say this is bullshit but it's true...

of course its true, the main reason men cheat is because they dont feel loved and wanted anymore. Sure the main reason we feel that is through sex, so when we dont get enough sex we dont feel loved and wanted, but it still legit.

all women cheat. end of story.

this is the truest thing I've read on here in a while

Exactly. Few women go the extra mile to make sure their bf/husband feel wanted in ways other than sex, and that’s not the way to go

you can get dumped from the network if she wants more and more of the D and you decide NAO....then she reports you....

Not worth it.

go get a hooker or someone who doesn't have a hookup to fuckup your life.