The expert edition
/cum/
HE'S SO CUTE FML.
/fr/
>tfw /fr/ gf
how to cope with this feel?
>>tfw /fr/ gf
tfw NO* /fr/ gf
obviously...
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>how to cope with this feel?
you're doomed to suffer forever sorry
Note the fidget spinner in his hand
Truly /our guy/
washed the dishes and there was some peanut butter (to which I am highly allergic) in the water and my hands are covered in hives and itcy as fuck REEEEEEEEEE
God I love him so much.
>washing the dishes
like a good girl should
Dishwashing is a man's work kiddo. Plus my mom and sister always leave dried egg and grease on stuff
Why don't you wear gloves?
Got a date with a qt at 10 AM tomorrow, lads. This will definitely go better than the last ones, I feel it. We are both bisex but she is grill and I am boi.
Patrician tier gf choices
what is his expertise ?
i cant believe he's 11
he looks at least 16
You need an Asian women to do all your house work.
Lunch is ready buds
why does every grill at e3 have blue hair?
He's 6' shoes tall too
I need an asian woman to be the mother of my children
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That's a lot of calories
nice tall glass of milk
To make up for their lack of personality
;_;
great taste
I found one, I won't share. She wants kids like right now, I don't.
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>white """"""people""""""
i found one last hotel near the center but i'm getting cold feet now
ahhhh
you should do it bud
what anime convention is it and what are you going as?
anime expo
i'm stretching literally every dollar i have just to go so i wasn't gonna cosplay or anything
Do it bro
I've gotten laid at a comic con, also have good memories from them. Lots of fun
Gib
Try airbnb?
You should go to the Philippines and fuck $20 whores.
that's more expensive than the hotels
thinking that room sharing is my only option
got a pint of ben and jerrys peanut butter bites but its too cold to eat atm,, cant even dig in with a spoon
dunkin donuts is givin you the time off?
Any hostels?
Surprised you cant find any airbnbs cheaper than that desu
get an icecream scoop and run it under hot water for a few seconds
Hi I'm new what's thread about? Seems fun.
i'm 100% sure i'll get the time off if i ask
i couldn't find any close enough to the convention center
No you need to break it apart into a few separate pieces since the banana resembles too much of a penis.
Create a gofundme
I'm sure /cum/ will donate :)
How much dinero have you made from dunkin some donuts?
>being this uncomfortable with your sexuality
It's about memes and autism
No I mean if you want to eat a banana around others. Otherwise you look gay.
Can you confirm?
No one aside from latent homosexuals looks are someone eating a banana as sucking a dick
I'm not sure what he's implying.
What did he mean by this?
>mfw canada is a girl
HAHAHA
these chunks of peanut butter cup are almost too big
taste good af tho
I guess he stated that clear. When we call someone "pig", what can we imply?
Should I renew my health card today or put it off til Saturday when the line will be much longer
HAHAHA DUMB GIRL
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would a girl eat an entire pint of ice cream?
"Fucking pig" could imply
1. They're fat
2. They're greedy or unpleasant (as lefties use the word)
3. They're police officers
4. They're putting their dicks in farm animals
I think this guy is trying to say that 85% of Americans are obese, which isn't accurate.
yeah
the gf
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What's the point of these things?
People too lazy to learn yoyo tricks?
>2. They're greedy or unpleasant (as lefties use the word)
This.
Also,
>3. They're police officers
you use this word to insult police or what?
probably while watching lifetime
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Yeah, it's an insulting name for police.
Gross tbqh
youtube.com
>tfw no qt ginger mathematician gf to cuddle and nerd over math with.
Why is life so unfair, lads?
>lads
>I'm reading all that
whait '''beble'
t. Gay
What study is this
like this song I wrote
vocaroo.com
t. Person without refined taste
needs more bass drops and airhorn
>to which I am highly allergic
lmao kys
Data isn't very useful without calculating the number of cuckolds per capita.
t. pleb
If I go downstairs mom is gonna chew me out for being in my room all day
I wish I had an apartment on campus
at me*
couldn't finish the pint buds
terrible waste of quads
just terrible
i was right
nice, you scared her off
um delicia
stop posting blacked sluts
you know what I think I'm going to do today?
Hang outside my house in a residential neighborhood and crank my cars sound system all the way up and listen to music by myself just because I can.
she walked off to go play video games with me
For instance US has 9.29x the population of Canada but only 9.17x the number of cuckolds. So Canada actually has 1.3% more cuckolds per capita than the US. I don't think it really matters though, until I see the methods and sample size. Soc papers aren't known for their scientific rigor.
did you cry?
they announced 2 new metroid games
*Sharts*
please don't drink too much arbys-kun
>want to enjoy the prime series
>get migraines after an hour of playing prime 1
I was really excited but didnt cry.
Mario was better
Her pussy looks like a flower.
Would enjoy giving those lips a succle.