/cum/

The expert edition

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HE'S SO CUTE FML.

/fr/

>tfw /fr/ gf
how to cope with this feel?

>>tfw /fr/ gf
tfw NO* /fr/ gf
obviously...

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>how to cope with this feel?
you're doomed to suffer forever sorry

Note the fidget spinner in his hand
Truly /our guy/

washed the dishes and there was some peanut butter (to which I am highly allergic) in the water and my hands are covered in hives and itcy as fuck REEEEEEEEEE

God I love him so much.

>washing the dishes
like a good girl should

Dishwashing is a man's work kiddo. Plus my mom and sister always leave dried egg and grease on stuff

Why don't you wear gloves?

Got a date with a qt at 10 AM tomorrow, lads. This will definitely go better than the last ones, I feel it. We are both bisex but she is grill and I am boi.

Patrician tier gf choices

what is his expertise ?

i cant believe he's 11
he looks at least 16

You need an Asian women to do all your house work.

Lunch is ready buds

why does every grill at e3 have blue hair?

He's 6' shoes tall too

I need an asian woman to be the mother of my children

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That's a lot of calories

nice tall glass of milk

To make up for their lack of personality

;_;

great taste

I found one, I won't share. She wants kids like right now, I don't.

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>white """"""people""""""

i found one last hotel near the center but i'm getting cold feet now
ahhhh

you should do it bud

what anime convention is it and what are you going as?

anime expo
i'm stretching literally every dollar i have just to go so i wasn't gonna cosplay or anything

Do it bro

I've gotten laid at a comic con, also have good memories from them. Lots of fun

Gib

Try airbnb?

You should go to the Philippines and fuck $20 whores.

that's more expensive than the hotels
thinking that room sharing is my only option

got a pint of ben and jerrys peanut butter bites but its too cold to eat atm,, cant even dig in with a spoon

dunkin donuts is givin you the time off?

Any hostels?
Surprised you cant find any airbnbs cheaper than that desu

get an icecream scoop and run it under hot water for a few seconds

Hi I'm new what's thread about? Seems fun.

i'm 100% sure i'll get the time off if i ask

i couldn't find any close enough to the convention center

No you need to break it apart into a few separate pieces since the banana resembles too much of a penis.

Create a gofundme
I'm sure /cum/ will donate :)

How much dinero have you made from dunkin some donuts?

>being this uncomfortable with your sexuality
It's about memes and autism

No I mean if you want to eat a banana around others. Otherwise you look gay.

Can you confirm?

No one aside from latent homosexuals looks are someone eating a banana as sucking a dick

I'm not sure what he's implying.

What did he mean by this?

>mfw canada is a girl
HAHAHA

these chunks of peanut butter cup are almost too big
taste good af tho

I guess he stated that clear. When we call someone "pig", what can we imply?

Should I renew my health card today or put it off til Saturday when the line will be much longer

HAHAHA DUMB GIRL

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would a girl eat an entire pint of ice cream?

"Fucking pig" could imply
1. They're fat
2. They're greedy or unpleasant (as lefties use the word)
3. They're police officers
4. They're putting their dicks in farm animals

I think this guy is trying to say that 85% of Americans are obese, which isn't accurate.

yeah

the gf

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What's the point of these things?
People too lazy to learn yoyo tricks?

>2. They're greedy or unpleasant (as lefties use the word)
This.

Also,
>3. They're police officers

you use this word to insult police or what?

probably while watching lifetime

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Yeah, it's an insulting name for police.

Gross tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=NGMRB4O922I

>tfw no qt ginger mathematician gf to cuddle and nerd over math with.

Why is life so unfair, lads?

>lads

>I'm reading all that

whait '''beble'

t. Gay

What study is this

onthevergeofcuckolding.tumblr.com/post/157136064695/survey-getting-to-know-the-cuckold
first one i found

like this song I wrote
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t. Person without refined taste

needs more bass drops and airhorn

>to which I am highly allergic
lmao kys

Data isn't very useful without calculating the number of cuckolds per capita.

t. pleb

If I go downstairs mom is gonna chew me out for being in my room all day
I wish I had an apartment on campus

at me*

couldn't finish the pint buds

terrible waste of quads

just terrible

i was right

nice, you scared her off

um delicia

stop posting blacked sluts

you know what I think I'm going to do today?

Hang outside my house in a residential neighborhood and crank my cars sound system all the way up and listen to music by myself just because I can.

she walked off to go play video games with me

For instance US has 9.29x the population of Canada but only 9.17x the number of cuckolds. So Canada actually has 1.3% more cuckolds per capita than the US. I don't think it really matters though, until I see the methods and sample size. Soc papers aren't known for their scientific rigor.

did you cry?

they announced 2 new metroid games

*Sharts*

please don't drink too much arbys-kun

>want to enjoy the prime series
>get migraines after an hour of playing prime 1

I was really excited but didnt cry.

Mario was better

Her pussy looks like a flower.

Would enjoy giving those lips a succle.