What would it be like to live life without hands?

What would it be like to live life without hands?

No jerking it for hours

you will eventually find exciting new ways to masterbate

Great. You would get a cool nickname like Stumpy. You can go places and not have to worry about shaking someones hand. No hands to wash after going to the bathroom. The possibilities are endless.

Hey, give us a hand would you? Oh sorry, my bad, never mind.

I like how you think user.

cant fist anyone

Spend all your time reading and become a genius, write through annotation, do whatever phys ex u can.

That's hard to think about... I'm stumped, in fact.

I’m not sure if I would be able to hand-le it

You could shoplift with impunity in Saudi Arabia, because they would be powerless to punish you.

that one stump looks like my phimosis

Just Google and read about people who actually do

What's he gonna do with those pliers?

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Handjobs, if you ever got one, would be much more enjoyable.

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But you could make some pretty awesome looking porn simulating it.

Yea but you can't shoplift without hands. That's the point in cutting them off. Fucking retard.

Just shave a bit off each time.

Human ingenuity knows no bounds.

what a pathetic existence

Arms are fucked up, atleast one leg look fucked up. Why even live?

What a genius.

life finds a way

isnt anyone gonna ask how is his balls shaved?

Not very handy.

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Better than with jews

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>Not very handy.

you mind reader. wanted to post the same

..his whole body is practically hairless.

It will be tough to handle..

We should start a club

You could be a trump re elect masscot.

>can't stump the Trump

*wiggling and waving stumps sexily.