Can anyone give me a quick rundown on this guy?

Can anyone give me a quick rundown on this guy?

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Jordans bow to him.

Dani Alves

is that young blake griffin?

He is a small balla

he's with (((them)))

daddy paid the lakers to pick him

so ugly tho lmao

He's cleary a Bogdanoff child.

But then who is LaVar?

What is their endgame?

Lavar is the offspring of the Brodie and the Bogdanoffs, look inside your heart, you know this to be true

He's a kid from southern california named Lonzo, so he wants to be a Laker. Pretty good all around skills for his level and also helps teammates score easily. Fultz is probably a better pick so Lonzo most likely will go to the Lakers. Just a wait to see if his game translates to the pros. Other than that, his dad talks a lot of trash and keeps them in the headlines and idiots eat it up to hate on him personally.

Big Baller

One of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

BIG
BOGDANOFF
BALLER

not a small baller but you have to admit he is ugly

really ugly

Solid guard, good passer, mediocre defender. Will probably be the 2nd or 3rd pick, although he could drop a bit in the draft because teams don't want to deal with his dad.

Controls the perimeter with an iron but fair fist

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The curry's and LeBrons bow down to ball

NBA = Rothschild
Ball = Bogdanoff

It's cats v. dogs

Pass first pure PG with an okay shot. He's basically a less crazy Rondo with better offensive tools.

The first city on Mars will likely be lonzograd

>rationale man gives a normal reaction to the baby baller argument

wow. is Sup Forums literally below mid day sports news broadcasters? how fucking pathetic.

>"How many?"
>"s-s-stay in your lane"

lmao this is the guy that Sup Forums is worshiping? Even if it's ironic shitposting, that's sad.