Walk into bedroom

>walk into bedroom
>see this
What do you do?

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>turn 360º
>walk away

bust an nut in that pussy

>Mark return to sender

So it's either going to Detroit or Africa.
No way of knowing.

keep it.

so you'd do a little spin before walking right into the vagina?

impregnate

yes, sir. heil hitler

Slambamthankyahmaam

Be pleased. She's learning to follow orders.

Cum in anus

Please don't fuck me, Anons

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Colonize her womb

I do not own slaves

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being this new

Bumped,
Also testing out both holes

quickly look for the cop that brought her here like this

burni t and anyone thats got aids in the group at the stake as fucking things like them is an abomanation

>taking the bait

>tfw the house slave keeps begging master to put white babies in her

t. newfag

Put some in her then!

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Wheres my black pussy pics Sup Forums?

get a new house, its been contaminated with super aids.

I want to eat that ass like chocolate soft serve

take off handcuffs and walk out

Oh shit that's Ashley

with a butthole that fucking tight?

POUND TOWN

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Return escaped convict to police.

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>Being this retarded.

Look at my dick that has ripped through and immediately pound that pussy

Ooh a little nerd

gtfo newfag

Ask her where my bike is since she has already been caught.

Lick then stick

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Love me dark chocolate

Is it easy for a white guy to hook up with a black girl? Tinder maybe? Advice?

I like you.

I'd gladly take a bite of aids

MOAR BLACK ASSES PLZ

ROUGH ANAL NO LUBE

Fuck, they are actually hot
As a Russian I envy Americans that you have all the possible girls out there to fuck

Thanks man

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Йoптa, я тoжe зaвидyю, пoэтoмy и peквecтиpyю.

>woman
>nigger
wow, two things I don't want

Not enough black!

Check that she's here voluntarily and fully okay with what that implies.

Proceed to free her or piledrive her ass until she passes out, depending on her answer.

Call Animal Control

Vot blyat da

HOW DOES A WHITE GUY

hook up with

A BLACK GIRL??

I want to try it so bad

Wonder why I put my bed in a jail cell.

How very considerate of you, user. Have a (you)

Da i ne govori, pizdec

They have sales in Libya, go buy a few

That nigger arrested itself, I'll be damned. Get that coon the fuck off my property before her nasty roast beef drips Jamal and LuhCurtis's HPV on my floor motherfucker

Same way you hook up with any other kind of girl? There's no some secret passcode you need to know before a black girl will open her legs.

Don't be a geeky suburban character and that's it.

Ask her if she's ok. Sweep the rest of my property for anyone else that might be around unknown to me. Figure out the circumstances of her being in my bedroom. Proceed from there.

Turn my dick into poop

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Chomu chernie telki imeyut takie tela?

i just walked into my bedroom and saw this pic. So i replied.

get on OkCupid, there are plenty of quality black women on there but I'd be straight with them if you're just looking to hook up

I met a great african-american girl on there and it was pretty good, she had a big dog who was unfriendly to other dogs and to my dog so I had to break it off but other than that shit was cash

check my map, ive clearly been walking in circles

A chomu u aziatov uzkie glaza? Genetika, yopta.

100%?

welp, i don't live in the suburbs, but i am a geeky character.

I may have to try that sometime.
Did you find it the same as talking to a white girl? I never really know if they prefer black dudes or whatever, or if they are open to whoever, ya know?

Vivisect her

I mean if a black chick doesn't really care for a geeky personality that much, then you're ok.

If you are going with a ghetto chick, though, you'll probably have to try harder

Wreck her asshole and cut inside her. Easy.

>you have to eat the eggs

goose two-step

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Vieb by vseh

Fuck her cunt and bust a nut
Fuck her asshole and bust a nut again
Make her clean my dick with my mouth

After being done with her call some of my buds and make them a offer they can't refuse.

>Squier amp
>Squier guitar that isnt classic vibe

Eat that pussy

Release it to the wild

Da ti bi i sobaku

Multiple rubbers sieg heil while Pounding her ass and pussy. Than shoot her because shes unarmed

Proceed to procreate with this savage monkey, in the mission to improve the genetic pool of her offspring.

Kek

Take pictures, then call my wife into the room to figure out how she got in without us noticing, and why she's there. The next steps taken would depend on those answers.

>Jerk off
>nut on her asshole
>lick it all up
>snowball with this fine sista
>eventually swallow my nut

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Turn the fuck around and leave the building as fast as possible...it appears I just entered a Los Angeles Police Station (don't want).

u're fucked up

I can't even tell if you're sarcastic or not.

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why is there a nig nog in my room?

this