Real women have the following immutable characteristics:
1) Breasts in the cup range of 36C or 34DD 2) Hips in the width range of 32 to 36 inches 3) Waist in the width range of 21 to 24 inches 4) An education not exceeding high school but with a heavy focus on home economics 5) Blonde or brunette hair 6) Blue eyes 7) Fair skin 8) No hair anywhere on her body save for her head, eyelashes, and eyebrows 9) She realizes that not wearing make-up whenever she is around you or in public is improper 10) She realizes that she should not speak unless spoken too, and even then only in short, polite, subdued sentences
OP did you really not realise you put a question mark into your post? Wow you really are one degenerate retard
Eli Reed
> actually being this pathetic
Colton Hughes
>roasties who don't qualify as women worthy of life
Kevin Flores
That made as much sense as OP's retarded post.
Oliver Sullivan
>dumb roastie doesn't understand something >reddit formatted post What a surprise, subhuman.
Connor Perry
>Sup Forums goes full white knight in this thread >goes back to their "rate my dick" threads with a clear conscience
Ian Nguyen
> retarded virgin with no friends > calls others subhuman
Gavin Cooper
It sure is the weekend isn't it...
Josiah Green
>typical roastie feminist tactic of calling anyone beating them in a debate a virgin >can't figure out greentext You know you should be lurking instead of posting, right sweetheart? >implying there's a difference in post quality on the weekends >ellipses instead of question mark Holy shit. Get that female "brain" under control. It's leaking irrationality and incompetence everywhere.
Asher Brown
*ellipsis
Julian Murphy
>hurr durr le meme arrows make me smart
Robert Brown
So are you lifestreaming your hanging now or am i wasting my time, faggot?
Christian Howard
Thread derailed, GJ girls.
Cooper Ortiz
>not being able to use them properly makes me even smarter! >lifestreaming >i KEK. You're not even a native English speaker, are you? You legitimately qualify as an animal at this point.
Jackson Peterson
Would you like to see more perfection given flesh that match my criteria?
Liam Brooks
>derailed >on page one and getting more exposure Silly fucking holes.
Dumbfuck faggot. Now kys. go go, i don't have all day
Nathaniel Myers
>acts like bumping his own thread is winning
Aiden King
That's not me. This is me.
Christian Wood
B O R I N G
Joseph King
>"thinks" wikipedia is a source >"thinks" she can weasel her way out of being shamed for using the wrong word >everyone who agrees with OP is OP Learn how my site works, you stupid bitch. No wonder you couldn't get a man if this is how dumb you are in simple situations.
Parker Nguyen
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Kayden Green
>Lifestreaming is an act of documenting and sharing aspects of one's daily social experiences online, via a lifestream website that collects the things person chooses to publish (e.g. photos, tweets, videos) and presents them in reverse-chronological order.[1] How does one share a singular event in reverse chronological order, dunce? You're not smart enough to be here.
Wyatt Green
Pathetic tbh man you gotta see when you lost sometimes dawg
Oliver White
>when "people" who don't speak English pretend they're welcome on the internet
Eli Brown
Actually retarded.
David Long
So when and how do you end yourself? Feels like we're wasting time, you argue way too much.
Camden Perez
>no arguments >resorts to insults Typical brainless female tactics. You aren't good for anything but menial tasks and getting used as holes.
Ayden Ross
>failed attempt to deflect away from the fact it doesn't belong on an internet made for real people
Chase Morales
It is automatically in reverse chronological order? How are you even alive without a brain
Samuel Torres
> 34 replies > Still alive Come on..you know its time
Justin Thomas
Blue eyes and makeup aren't for me. Would rather have dark brown eyes and natural skin. Also not a fan of the uneducated/submissive shit either.
Easton Cruz
Opinionated women have ruined this country. When they ruled over nothing but the home while their man was away at war was when they found and performed their ultimate purpose.
Chase Cook
>muh definition requires multiple events, it's inherent from the link I posted as my argument >except not now that you pointed it out to me Try reading what you post and you won't get destroyed in public, stupid whore. Time to trick you into bumping the thread again because you're intellectually inferior? Yep.
Lucas Rivera
That's really rude, im not just holes...I bet you think you're some alpha-god
Eli Cruz
Soyboy racemixer detected.
Joshua Diaz
>im not just holes >implying a set of holes is rational, sentient and able to make such a determination
Jaxson Thompson
Problem?
Henry Moore
Wow who is this? Name?
Hunter Butler
Yes, you have one. It started when your dad left you alone to be raised by single mommy who couldn't offer you proper guidance in how to grow up into a real man.
Alexander Long
does your therapist know you're posting on Sup Forums again?
Dylan Williams
Fuck if I know.
Google.
Eli Diaz
Either lurk moar or learn to reverse image search, dunce.
William Miller
You would still like to fuck these holes, so stfu
Tyler Thompson
>you're crazy for pointing out I failed at my most fundamental task!
Anthony Rogers
I only disagree with not having an education. Dumb chicks are only fun at first and then become a source of frustration because they are so naive.
Isaac Gray
You must be like 12 to not know the anal queen
Jason Rivera
>goes from wanting to be considered a real person to using its status as brainless set of holes to try and win the argument You can't make this shit up, folks!
Colton Stewart
>the anal queen That's not a picture of hoykinkyjo or any of the other actual ananl queens.
Mason Sullivan
kys faggot, I'd like to make you live as your perfect type of woman kekked cringed So many assholes in this thread I don't even want to tag them all. Go back to fapping on loli/furry and don't fuck around.
Angel White
She's been retired for like 10 years now. The title changes, hotkinkyjo is just an extreme penetration fetishist anyways, not really anal.
Carter Bailey
>it writes like a nigger and pretends it has valid opinions
Samuel Evans
Hence her being mousy and meek. I can't get annoyed with her stupidity if she never speaks.
Jason Cox
>sasha is also retired >Jo's specialty was anal penetration I realize you have a soft spot in your heart for her because all your reddit friends love her for the intellectual that she is, but she's literally nothing special when it comes to taking dicks in the ass. This conversation is over.
Lucas Robinson
This is why you are a virgin.
Sebastian Hill
>beta faggot wants a submissive girl because he knows he's too weak willed to control a strong powerful women. subs are only going to be ugly or damaged, gave fun dealing with thier mental issues loser. Your too ugly and flat personality wise to handle a real relationship.
Parker Adams
Surprisingly all of that is 100% wrong. Let's try again?
William Smith
>can't read >getting this flustered over a title I was shit posting some other guy, calm down faggot. I know porn is your life but lighten up loser.
Jonathan Morris
>n-no! y-y-you're wr-wrong about all of it! :( Let's not, effeminate. You're not the one calling the shots here. Thanks to single mommy, you never will be.
Sebastian Lopez
>this conversation is over Cringe
Jackson Reed
How can you be so opinionated about my preferred kind of woman when you haven't seen a pair of tits outside of migrating birds?
Jordan Howard
>stop proving me wrong! >you're mad! Excellent rebuttal.
Gavin Gray
>senseless usage of greentext to get extra salt >the edginess >I can't take it
Evan Jones
>replying again Comprehending what you read is too hard for you, Jamal?
Ethan Taylor
You're really getting into this roleplay thing. How much of that is a projection I wonder?
Why did your dad leave you and your mother?
David Cox
>8) No hair anywhere on her body save for her head, eyelashes, and eyebrows
fuck you that translucent fuzz on a girl's tummy is totes adorbs
Charles Walker
>be reddit newfag (anyone after 2010) >try and use edgy as an insult on Sup Forums after getting publicly humiliated for not being white Wew.
Blake Carter
>immutable characteristics >>blue >>no makeup >model has brown eyes >wearing makeup SAD!
Aaron Cook
Reminder that no one has argued my perfect woman yet. You've only said "lolvirgin" and then cockatiel'd on your keyboard for half an hour.
Kayden Lee
You'd have to make an argument for any rebuke to occur
Matthew Stewart
>arguing with trips Get a load of this stupid roastie, boys. :^)
Brandon Johnson
He said make-up was required, aspie.
Jacob Barnes
>she doesn't realize "projection" just means "no u" which is a common toddler-brained attempt at argumentation
David Roberts
>no u What's it like consistently failing at everything, kid?
Aaron Howard
Dumb roasties and effeminates raised by them are incapable of arguing. What did you expect?
Sebastian Thompson
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Robert Watson
Whine more
Christopher Hall
>if i deny my issues they wont exist anymore
Is that really how it works?
Luis Russell
Answering very simple questions is also too hard for you?
Caleb Cruz
>i'll just ignore what you just said because it indicts me as a moronic toddler I accept your concession.
Joseph Stewart
>cringe level beta Look out guys, Internet tough guy trying to put me in my place.
Nicholas Bell
I know you can't handle the word "projection" but fucking hell hahaha... Adorable. Keep being you cutie.
Hunter Garcia
>I'm going to steal your "speaking to the crowd" bit because the only ammunition I have is calling you a beta without any substantiation aside from publicly flogging me. Winning arguments against me means you're being a tough guy. This is what soy does to a generation, gentlemen.
Hunter Powell
>I know you can't handle the word "projection" >keeps trying to use it as a "gotcha", even after it's been explained that it's just "no u" for intellectually insecure people Work on that reading comprehension.
Luis Powell
Nice bait. But if not bait then this is one of the most disgusting things ive read in my life. I used to be an incel but now Im working out, studying hard and have been overall doing good on life. Women usually arent the problem OP, you are
Ryan Jones
>jew DROPPED
Brayden Miller
>waaaaaaaaah Sup Forums is about traps and Trump hate waaaaaaaah
You're all faggots. Here, have some more tits. It's about the only thing keeping this thread from turning into total shit.
Austin Scott
I assure you, it's not bait, tiny jar of boy soy.
Jonathan Gutierrez
"roastie" is cringe as Fuck. Using it tips your perma-virgin cringe-lord hand.
2/10 for making me reply
Joseph Murphy
>a little kid posting reaction images or memes thinking he's in a position to indict others for cringe Pull the other one, little boy.
Connor Carter
Wait, why are all you faggots attacking OP? He's completely right, and I've been married twice and had more women than you kids have birthdays. I'm going to add to his list:
11) She should realize that pleasing her man in the bedroom is her job.
12) She should dedicate herself to raising good, polite healthy children who respect people and especially their mother and father.
13) She should stay active in the community and be the "social organizer" for her family and encourage her husband to entertain as well.
14) She is to be the cheerleader of the family, encouraging her kids and her husband, while accepting encouragement from her husband without being bitchy or acting like a princess who "deserves" it.
15) She should never let her husband go a day without draining his balls in some form or manner, because she realizes that men need orgasms like women need shoes.
16) (My new personal requirement): She should come from a wealthy family that will give her money and make sure her family is taken care of.
Nathaniel Fisher
This picture makes me diamonds every time I see it. Has anyone ever found the sauce for it? The most perfect tits presented in the most perfect manner. Hnnnnngggghh
Kayden Gutierrez
You are a scholar and a gentleman, sir.
Christian Miller
Keep up the ad-hominem, or do you have any other weapons in your Arsenal of shameful beliefs?