Your son brings home his asian girlfriend for the first time

>Your son brings home his asian girlfriend for the first time
How do you react to this?

long as she isn't a jungle asian

High 5 my son, tell him "Good Job!" and ask when the wedding is.
Then ask if her mom is unmarried right now.

I congratulate him and tell him he made Papa proud while a tear of joy slides down my face

Northern Asian so it's alright.

send him to the store for smokes
>testdrive her

Turn 720 degrees and walk away

Check personally for pixelated pussy

welcome her to america and prompty behead the family cat to cook as an offering to our new guest

Wait for him to go pee-pee and eats her ass.

kekek

Turn 239760 degrees. Throw up cuz i turned to many circles. Son leaves. Never seen him again.

Turn 1080 degrees and walk away

Hold her at gunpoint until the cops get there.

Shin kick her in vagina to make sure it's not a trap

Congratulate him and tell him I’m proud

If i had a son he'd be half asian so it wouldn't be that weird. I had 3 girls though then the wife shut down the baby making operation.

You guys are nuts. Brown is best. Southeast asians are where its at.

Turn 180 and slowly move backwards. What is that something long and stiff just entered my ass

We're getting the back bedroom back! Wheee!

Masturbate Furiously

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As long as she is not from the US, i'm OK
The US is full of mentally ill people, they say...

TELL her to cook.

East is east and west is west and never the two shall meet

>approach with hand extended
>hi how ya doin love?
>son tells me a lot about ya, it's nice to meet you.
>have a nice dinner with them

ask if she has a younger sister.

hence all that massive GDP immigration high quality of life advanced science leading the free world and enormous military. all just mental illness that why we bank roll 1/3 of the worlds defense forces and give money to the other 2/3 of the world to feed their citizens.

Mmm so 720 is 2 times 360 so you turn around yourself twice and walk straight into the son

Be proud that his gf is 10x hotter than my wife and that his life will be better than mine. Isnt that what all parents want in the end?

well when I did my dad gave me this "I'm trying to be proud of you" smile he does every time I do anything

Same thread with these exact replies has been posted before. What's going on here?

Kek ameriburger we don't need your excuses