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Haas changes livery, who knows why
Force India to adapt numbers to regulations
amd amx
>5 posts early
FUCK OFF
Near front for anime
Shit thread
eternal goat
>/f1/ Autism general
this happened because Abt's car failed and it was SC so they weren't sure whether to overtake because they didn't know what happened to Abt, not because Gutierrez wanted a five seconds gap
Shit country
shit skin
""""goat""""
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Back to your containment board kids
ooga booga
again trying to get a rise of others knowing that he is in the wrong
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>using footage of the time he was like 45
>after 3 years without racing other than a few laps in a 2007 ferrari
>he used the same goat tactics he used back in the day believing some of today's drivers would have the balls to fight him instead of just forcing him to crash
kill yourself
>that Bahamas vs Brazil vs everyone else fight in the other thread
this is why we are more entertaining than /r/formula1
more retarded as well probably
Maybe it's just Singapore
Back to your containment cage
Look lads. What an ape. What a tree living little chigga. What a baboon. What a goober.
YES YOU ARE A GOOBER
>being this mad
Finland seeting
can you not go one day without mentioning your favourite subreddit?
anime OUT
shoo shoo
>le racist meme
is that way, scum.
Please everyoen be on the look out for this goober
>divide and conquer between Finns and Germans
not with me
youtube.com
Let me see your Monaco quali and race preds instead of whatever everything above me is
can remind me who got a grid penalty for the collision at the next race? my memory isn't so good
Queen
I'm as SIDF as they come, but I do admit he had some glaring errors.
However, I have three points to rebut your assertion that these incidents mean Schumi a shit.
1) Over a career that spanned 20 years, (3 of them in retirement), the number of such incidents can be counted on one's fingers. He drove 307 races, and these incidents were few and far between, only increasing in frequency in his 'second' career, when, in his 40s, he was well past his prime, yet still able to get back up to speed and match Rosberg on pace.
2) Most of the incidents in his first career had precedents set by Senna, Mansell, Prost and Piquet in the 80s and early 90s, and it was under those drivers that Schumacher served his F1 apprenticeship.
3) He came back in 2010 with a chipped skull, a couple of cracked vertebrae in his neck, and one of the two capillaries that provide blood to the brain having been crushed, from that fall off the Ducati. That, I'd assume, had something to do with his reactions and skills seeming blunted even once the race rust had worn off.
that pit exit was hilarious, you have to admit
>he took me girl, then he too my racing line
pic related
You know I'm not completely serious, Pajeet
of course, it's always fun seeing williams choke, and even funnier seeing Frentzen get cucked again
you now remember that Rosberg is a champion
lmaoing my ass off
She actually looks good in a couple of pictures, but I assume that's the magic of trick photography.
She could be very qt if she lost the fat off her face
Steady now lads
literally vandoorne-tier
I know m8 but I'm bored too. Biting the bait helps me pass the time.
I'm still jetlagged and wide awake through the night, I need to fulfill my shitposting quota
nothing wrong with doing that when the WDC opponent's car is better
I also defend Alonso over the 2010 team order incident, the Ferrari was worse than the Red Bull (and probably the McLaren as well), so they/he had to do things like that.
None of them video games I have heard about & the grumpy Aussie doesn't like one bit?
>BOSSberg is the reigning WDC
feels good man
are you going back to America soon?
I thought thumbnail was this vid:
youtube.com
Oh shit should watch that movie
1) Just because Maladonado used to finish most of his races doesnt make him less shit
2) Schumacher literally crashed into other people because he was a cheat. Lowest level possible
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>Schumacher literally crashed into other people because he was a cheat. Lowest level possible
He was a racing driver. If he no longer went for the gaps he'd no longer be a racer Also he technically isn't dead yet so not the lowest level. I mean how shit would you have to be to forget a corner is there?
he's the hue edgelord who hates Senna and is glad he's dead, trigger him with Betachello or Brazil 2008
>are you going back to America soon?
In 3 months
Hello Nelson.
>Schumacher literally crashed into other people because he was a cheat. Lowest level possible
So did Senna (Brazil '86, Spa '87, Suzuka '90), Prost (Suzuka '89), and Mansell (Portugal '89, Adelaide '92) :^)
And in 2009 guy was banned from F1 for crashing into the wall once...
There is a clear difference between crashing while fighting for position and taking someone out just to win the championship AKA cheating. Get yourself together pajeet
>taking someone out just to win the championship
>What is Suzuka '90?
Brazilians are being brainwashed about this apparently
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Sure, Senna and Prost are just as bad.
Senna though is less of a cheat in my eyes because he only did it as a revenge on Prost
This is how it goes
>F1 Low level cheater List
1. Schumacher (3+ repeating offender)
POWER GAP
2. Prost (The original cheat)
3. Senna
4. McLaren
5. Flavio
6. Rosberg (never fooled anyone)
Going to greece in the summer lads. Probably gonna larp a bit
Find a wife while you're there
>a revenge on Prost
A revenge for what, though? Getting DQ'ed from a race where he got a blatantly illegal push start?
Or for using his influence at Honda to get better engines for the whole of '89 (a fact confirmed by Honda's engine chief at the time, and alluded to by Jo Ramirez, who worked in a senior management position at McLaren, and was a close personal friend of Senna)?
Or for breaking an intra-team agreement, and then crying about it when confronted and called a liar?
Not pushing to boat out and having unprotected anal sex with 11 year olds
Both are good suggestions, thanks!
Have fun lad
and find Nick while you're there too and shout him a tabasco ice cream and call him a fat fuck
Prost literally did nothing wrong, and played the game masterfully to cause an unsurprising chimpout from the chimpout god Senna
Senna literally couldn't deal with losing to such a severe extent that he killed himself on track
iforsports.com
>“You have to be a square and fit into a box and the shape is boring as f…,” Lewis, who has dated pop star Nicole Scherzinger, said.
>“Now I feel I was robbed of being able to grow naturally.
>“I would probably play myself,” Hamilton said.
>“I have not seen an actor that looks like me or that I’d particularly want to represent me.”
This is a parody site like the Onion, tell me it is...
A revenge on Prost crashing into him deliberately to cheat his way into a WDC, in case that wasnt clear enough.
>muh paddock drama
uh whatever, go run a gossip column
Will Betas or Gimi win?
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ok I watched that webm with this song on youtube.com
that was one of the most uncomfortable times I've ever been on Sup Forums
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I love you, Mr. Poo
I dunno, sounds like he's coming out
>people ACTUALLY rate Schumi this highly
Literally a scummy driver who lucked into practically unbeatable cars for most of his career, did nothing but win from the front row for almost all of his victories, requested shitty beta teammates for good measure as well. Almost never did anything impressive on track except some wet weather memeing and cunty blocking. And then he came back after a few years of fucking around and got completely exposed by Rosberg. People sure love to make excuses for this fantastic period of Schumi's career.
LITERALLY Vettel-tier just in a red car so its super cool and stuff
Don't forget deliberately crashing into someone = attempted murder
>rating Hackinen
>American drivers
It's crazy and dangerous when Max blocks in F1 like everyone does in F3 but when Schumi tries to kill a driver on track its super awesome because he's Schumi and he's just such a hard racer and so passionate and committed to winning
>Literally a scummy driver who lucked into practically unbeatable cars for most of his career
only two of those cars were unbeatable
>did nothing but win from the front row for almost all of his victories
yet has way more wins than poles, something you can't say about Hakkinen
>requested shitty beta teammates for good measure as well
and Hakkinen had Coulthard who got comfortably beaten by Barrichello before they were at F1 (and who then beat Hakkinen in 2001)
>Almost never did anything impressive on track
what the hell does that even mean? you asked the same about Hamilton today. What more do they have to do than beat their teammates? fuck up quali on purpose so they have to overtake people?
>And then he came back after a few years of fucking around and got completely exposed by Rosberg.
was over ten years older than Hakkinen was when he got beaten by Coulthard
>LITERALLY Vettel-tier just in a red car so its super cool and stuff
lets's not pretend that the same doesn't imply to Kimi either
>Literally a scummy driver who lucked into practically unbeatable cars for most of his career
"lucked"
Only 2002 and 2004 were unbeatable
>did nothing but win from the front row for almost all of his victories
confirmed 12 year old who started watching F1 during VWL
>requested shitty beta teammates for good measure as well
as did Fangio, Clark, Hill, Fittipaldi, Lauda, Hunt, Piquet, Senna, Prost, Hakkinen, Vettel, Alonso, Hamilton and literally every WDC that was relevant for a good couple of years
>Almost never did anything impressive on track
confirmed 12 year old who started watching F1 during VWL x2
>And then he came back after a few years of fucking around and got completely exposed by Rosberg.
As the guy from india said, He came back in 2010 with a chipped skull, a couple of cracked vertebrae in his neck, and one of the two capillaries that provide blood to the brain having been crushed, from that fall off the Ducati. That, I'd assume, had something to do with his reactions and skills seeming blunted even once the race rust had worn off.
>LITERALLY Vettel-tier just in a red car so its super cool and stuff
confirmed 12 year old who started watching F1 during VWL x3
That was a nice moment
Threadly reminder that Schumacher never had real competition.
obviously not with literal monkey as teammates
Choco Danny Devito is more a Bush Baby than a monkey
why alonslow skips monaco?
race is next week.
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Making his own anime-based JRPG. Has to spedn time with the dev team
>didn't see schumi winning from the back live
I'm from Delhi m8. Did attend the first 2 GPs.
There are only 3 Indians (I think)who post here including me and Purdue Pajeet are you the third or did we get more Indians? Where are you from anyway?
What do you call your mother, considering you were a British prison island?
Never mind shitty team mates, who did he ever have to battle for championships?
His brother? Montoya? Hill? lel
The only good drivers he raced against in his career were JV, Alonso and Mika, who all beat him if they were in comparable cars. Even Raikkonen would have beat him if Mercedes didint fuck up
I think they say mum like we do here
I'm surprised that car survived that initial shunt with the wall. Current cars would be in pieces in a collision like that.
Has suspension changed radically from the 90's?
I'm Purdue Pajeet, although I don't recall mentioning Purdue on here.
Delhi here too, home for the summer.
I attended the first 2 GPs as well, btw
>I'm surprised that car survived that initial shunt with the wall.
It didn't, the steering was broken (allegedly), which is why Schumacher made that desperation block to try and knock out Hill too.
>JV, Alonso and Mika, who all beat him if they were in comparable cars. Even Raikkonen would have beat him if Mercedes didint fuck up
that's pretty speculative
take the 2005 F1 season for example, people would think that Alonso and Raikkonen are about equally quick drivers but we know how that turned out when they were teammates
ALONSO'S UP BOYS
Alonso is 3rd so far and was faster than Kanaan, Hunter-Reay, and Montoya
Provisional 3rd
>Alonso is going to suck
All these fags BTFO, in particular that Aussie cunt
stream?
Alonso is so happy and cute. CUTE!
thanks
acestream from the /indy/ thread
>f4e2ade22f407fe567728923cbbe1ccb5b43a9df
too fast
DED