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6 kangaroos edition

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For me, it's Megan Olivi.

Whenever someone ragequits in UFC2 because I have them in a submission and they know they cant get out, I consider that a verbal submission win

how do I get a gf like Megan?

If one weasel thing = half a capy

Half a capy = 1.5 rabbit

1.5 rabbits = 3 kangaroos

I was wrong and I apologise

Be an athletic manlet.

Nice OP

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Appreciated, I was halfway through marking the thing up in Paint to demonstrate.

fugg she is so QT its unreal

Just assign value of 1 to a kangaroo and its dead simple

Roo = 1
Rabbit = 2
Wombat = 6
Squirrel = 3

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>start MMA at 37 years old
>now 41
>still beating young Russian prospects

why is he so based?

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I'm hella jelly of Benavidez when I imagine the things he does to her.

She has performance enhancing genetics. No woman over five feet tall is really QT, unfortunately.

I got confused I was doing 1 squirrel as 2 so 1 squirrel as 1 wombat that's how I got 6

is it worth buying xbox one for this game?

i played street fighter v for a while but that game is no fun at all

of course i'm gonna play ufc2 with friends, none plays those ufc video games alone right who does that haha

is Bisping vs GSP still happening?

>is it worth buying xbox one for this game?
No.

i dont think you should ever buy a console for just one game personally

Yeah dainuh just announced it

Its an alright game, I have like over 2,000 fights on the online championships, but don't buy a console specifically for it

It's annoying when I play as Tony and the second I roll into a heel hook they quit

I sort've agree with you. Rage quitting is never cool, but it really did stop bothering me as much when I started thinking of it as a verbal submission; but on the other hand, the iminari roll is pretty cheap in this game and I try not to use it even though Tony is my LW main. But in general yeah, these poo babbys need to learn to grapple

I bought PS4 (on sale at least) just for Battlefield tbqh. I have enough friends to make it worthwhile and I don't play much else anymore.

He was Wrestling Champion in the Soviet Union and 5 years in prison. Pretty sure Bataev gets a another shot where he beat him

I wish I could play more at WW but everyone in unranked just picks wodley or lawler and spams endless haymakers. ITs really unbalanced

doesnt the ps4 only have one game though?

MY boy is going to beat up the fat turk in an hour or two

Isn't that whole game like that ? With like 3 viable "characters" per division that everybody plays

yeah I read that too, 10 years in prison actually. 5 years initially then 5 years for an incident in prison.

TOughest guy here AMA

I probably won't respond though because I don't acknowledge weaklings.

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I just had someone ragequit between rounds because they got 10-8 in the first round

not at all, occasionally you will find a player who has found one particular broken combination with a particular character, but even then if you're skilled you can try and work around it. The biggest divide in the game really is player skill

>the iminari roll is pretty cheap
I guess but its pretty easy to stop and its as easy to get out of submissions as it is to finish them

who is you're favorite Serbian fighter?

how does it feel that I would take you down and grind you out for a controversial split decision?

Kobe Bryant said that unity between fighters is essential. At the WME Fighter Retreat lol

Porto vs Niedźwiedź
Modafferi vs D’Aleilio
Tiburcio vs Simpson
Phillips vs Faszholz
Lee vs Tracy

Who is your favorite female fighter?

>the absolute state of your "life"

woops, meant 4.5 hours left

Half a guine pig( or a hypo). Prove me wrong.

My boy Duut about to get busy on Glory

4.5 hours, lad.

why do people do that thing where they bounce off the ropes with their guard down into a haymaker

How would prime Hunto do against Rico?

Lost all respect for every fighter who went to this union

The only fighters I like now:
Nick Diaz
Nate Diaz
Conor Mcgregor
Tony Ferguson
Lando
Jose Aldo

Fuck even Mike Perry and Jorge went
Also I'm dropping Nick as well because he's shaved his pubes and keeps uploading selfies of himself with his jeans right down

Cast her

>admitting a mistak
Goof! Should have just said it was a prank and thanked Canada for the (you)s

would get heemed

no one cares. stop posting this

Reminder that crime doesn't pay

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there you go

anyone got a link for glory 41? inb4 fitepass

like it matters you fucking nutjob

That's like me, I gas so easy

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Get in here. First fight is about to start.

Fun fact: they are using open scoring today i.e. Scorecards will be displayed in between the rounds.

this is spicy already

whats on your mind friendo? having some problems at home?

*he smugly posts while spending another entire lonely day on Sup Forums*

does it make you happy to assume every other poster is lonely too? we're here for you user. you dont have to be grumpy all the time

Actually cant wait for Jorge to lose to Mike 'amateur' Perry

Can it, Velcro. You're worse than NotePad.

*he smugly posts while spending another crippling depressing day wondering when the pain will end*

This looks swollen?

One rabbit and one mystery lizard

what's up with the velcro?

okay user, we're all lonely basement dwellers in your friend simulator. i get it

Lads this glory fight is spicy af

That's because you're a stupid poor loser

it really blows my mind how bigg Aspen is

*continues to desperately act smug because its the only way to hide the pain*

lmao he's gonna lose another split decision like the bum he is

*continues to desperately act smug because its the only way to hide the pain*

And he would still make more money in that one fight than you will ever make.

You don't actually think Perry who got lit up by Jouban would stand a chance against Masvidal do you? Of course you do. You're stupid and poor.

S P I C Y M A N L E T S

that fight fucking rocked

Impossible, Perry is physically incapable of winning by anything but knockout.

>Perry got lit up by Jouban
Opinion disregarded.

if gastelum ko's weidman would bisping choose to fight him over romero? as big of a coward as the count is he's probably not afraid of some chubby manet

umm i have signed up but it says i need to buy fightpass for 7 dollars a month to watch?

This is why EPO should be mandatory.
He already wants to fight Whittaker over Romero.

That was a banger

>Opinion disregarded

The fight wasn't even close lol. I can't imagine you're actually thinking rationally. It was Joanna-Andrade before Joanna-Andrade

I think he gets destroyed but knocks Masvidal down once and wins via split decision

also you're a little bitch

>muhh m-money
>muh old fights Mike can't improve

is the rest of the card going to be like that?
Was that fight reflective of the average quality of GLORY fights?
It's my first time watching GLORY live and I'm super hyped after that scrap

>The fight wasn't even close lol.

No shit. Jouban won by footjabbing, not by lighting up Perry.

Why do Europeans like such gay ass music?

That was an above average spice level.

Who do you think is going to be the main event?

Nobody cares what you think. It's why you're here desperately trying to convince me and not an employer.

>muh old fights
Literally two fights ago in December LMAO

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CM Punk vs Artem Lobov

Nunes vs Schevchenko. Garbrant is confirmed off the card. Posted on Facebook today.

Nunez vs schevchenko
i dont understand why the ufc is still acting like Garbage vs Snek is still on

He dropped Perry twice, it wasn't even close dude, Perry is a fun meme but he was dogshit lmao.

That one video where I let her lick my asshole.

Perry has said he literally doesn't try to win rounds. He is always just trying to set up the knockout. He considers early rounds an opportunity to get the timing down so he can get e knockout later. Doesn't care about judges.

Funny thing is I could destroy you and Mike Perry

Source: zerohedge

Maybe in cum chugging contest

What date were 211 early weigh ins on ? Im having trouble finding that thread in the archive