I found this in a can of salmon. Is it a finger?
I found this in a can of salmon. Is it a finger?
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its your dads dick
Don’t be fucking rude
No, its a thumb
Does it have a fingernail on the tip you blind piece of shit?
I can’t tell. It’s all wrinkled and waterlogged
It’s Donald Trump’s brain
Send a letter to the tuna company with it in a bag in an envelope, looks like some gross shit to me. Free tuna 4 lyfe nigguh.
If that's a bone, pull it out and post pic. Finger bones are pretty obvious
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if your telling the truth you have a million dollar case op GET YOUR MONEY
that is most definitely a finger
Post more angles of it
sue the company, acquire money
Salmon dick. eat it for good luck.
It could be a dick, not your dad's or even human, but it could be a dick.
Or maybe a tumor.
I want a timestamp now
if it have bone yes
if not no
This is why I eat nothing from a fucking can.
It could be anything, and it could have been something a fish ate.
It's just life.
I.... FOUND A SCREW..... IN THE TUUNAAAA
fish don't have fingers you dumb nigger
>Can of salmon
You have bigger problems like why the fuck are you buying canned salmon
but factory workers do
It was a treat for my dog
sage until timestamp
try again you dumb fucking coon
Top kek
It's Soylent Green.
Why do you hate your dog
Kek. Daaaawwww here goes
This, only acceptable salmon is wild caught, either FDA approved wild caught sockeye or personally caught salmon.
Sorry if this was misleading. I actually found this like a month ago and my roommate just threw it out because we didn’t think it was actually a finger. No time stamps, sorry
Holy shit, is that white at the bottom bone? Contact the company and get some shit this is emotionally distressing and you gon have to sue them
hes being a mastur toleer
this is the first funny thing i have seen on Sup Forums. proud of you.
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Who loves orange soda?
Ive been cheaping it out with atlantic salmon when it goes on sale as I learn to cook. I can afford the better stuff but while Im learning how cooking works Im just buying the stuff when its on sale. Id post a pic but the site says fuck no
yeah. cod have fingers so they can play Black Ops 2, salmon don't have fingers
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You should never buy atlantic farm raised, it's terrible stuff
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There's a lot more on this subject, but you should never eat farm raised salmon, what they do it it is disgusting. Not only that but, they color all fish, every salmon fillet you see that says farm raise is colored or dyed some how. True color when it's on store shelves is a dull greyish pinkish color. Might be cheap, but tuna is much healthier alternative till you can afford actual wild caught salmon. That's why farm raised is 7 dollars a lb and wild caught is almost 16 dollars a lb, local prices here, that is.
Kek, like a literal, audible kek
also i don't trust gmo fish
This is the fish fingers thread nigger, bullying thread is over there
too bad, assuming you aren't full of shit, you could have made a bunch of money on it.
Sorry, wrong thread.
Not anymore, apparently
I can afford the good stuff I just feel like the food is wasted while Im learning, granted the way it turned out last time was great so maybe its time. It was really easy, just descaled it then seared both sides with a little salt and pepper, then cooked it in the oven on a cedar plank and it came out tasting great. I think I put oregano and parsley on it before the oven. Gonna try submitting a cropped image of the meal
Chink
>the good stuff
>posts dog food
OK
Do you lack reading comprehension? I said I can afford the good stuff but havent been buying it yet since I've been learning
I don't speak faggot sorry seems my translator was wrong
You seem pretty fluent
I have a bad case of diarrhea.
I'm flattered to be so highly regarded by the master...
Good Post
Eat it
GET ME IN THE SCREENCAP
Inb4 there is no screencap feelsbadman
No, way too big
Snitch
do me a favor and format your hard drive
Laughed so fucking hard actually out loud
No money without damages. He needs to eat it and suffer emotional trauma.
Maybe. Taste like a finger?!
Yeah I got nothing.
Dogs love fingers, so you're good to go.
KELL LOVS ORANGE SODAAAAAAA!
probs someone's foreskin
Nicely done, ten points to Gryffindor.
You can't waste salmon, user. As long as you continue to keep an eye on it, baking some salmon is easy shit. I cook sockeye maybe twice a month, and even when I think it's a little more raw than it should be, I cut a chunk out see for raw pink/red and then put it back in if it's cooked too little.
Same. I don't eat much white fish because a lot of those are gmo or farmed raised also. I'm not 100% against gmo food, but for fish you gotta eat premium stuff to get the most out of it, because what they do to fish is worse than what they do to other meats. I physically can't eat red meat without my stomach turning into liquid and spending the day cramping and shitting, so fish and poultry is what I eat most of the time.
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There is such a thing s "nondisclosure agreement money," where they pay you not to tell everybody you found A SCREW IN THE TUNA.
So as long as OP doesn't spread it al over the internet or anything, he could make a few bucks.
So guys, I'm trying to come up with a fun post for this thread. Should I concentrate on doing something with the concept of "fingerling salmon," or is that to obscure for Sup Forums? Maybe something with using it to make finger food would be better?
I'd appreciate any input.
It’s not a tumah
Fuck you.
Why the fuck are you eating canned salmon you mongoloid shit stain?
Go fish yourself.
eat the shit out of it op
>eating salmon dick
dont listen to this fucking savage - dehydrate it, pulverize it, and snort it user
yep that looks like a finger, freeze it as evidance and contact them, they will probably be willing to make a settlement out of court.
Kinda looks like one.
HAHAHA, EPIC!
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Sounds good, im gonna eat the atlantic I have left but next time I get salmon I'll give sockeye a shot