There are so many unanswered questions about Potatoman—questions that keep us all awake at night: What was school...

There are so many unanswered questions about Potatoman—questions that keep us all awake at night: What was school like for Potatoman? Does he prefer margarine or butter on his toast? Do children cry when they see him in public? Why does he look the way he does? How does a 24-year-old man have so much acne? Will he ever be successful in his pursuit of love, happiness, and accomplishment?

Several centuries from now, philosophers of the future will be gazing upon his magnificent facial aesthetics and ponder what the life of Potatoman was like.

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who is this man and why are there double dubs from OP?

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Apple didn't fall far from the tree, did it?

I did not cause the double dubs; the spirit of Potatoman did. Potatoman is the god of all the elements and natural phenomena, including what you plebeians would refer to as "coincidental" dubs.

moar pls

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gonna need a name to jerk it to

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fb.com/travis.bowdish

behold Lord Potatoman

>force meme-ing yourself
cringe

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All the girls want Potatoman.

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when this nigga hits the weights and learns karate y'all better watch out

he doesn't want any trubble.

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so sexy.

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Kek

don't mack him angry.

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yo is that thom yorke

Huge ass run on sentence.

motherfucker got a nose like a koala

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merry christmess!

Is this Dr. Steve Brule's retarded brother?

i would let him attempt to shove it in my ass before he instantly forgets what hes doing and proceeds to lick his own balls and gets himself off but finishes in his eyes before screaming and running into a lamp, electrocuting himself, just like god intended.

intake fool, he's a killing machine

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This guys has obviously had a hard life. My cousin is deformed and its hell for him

he's got the sneakers and everything

just wait till he learns to coordinate

That belt is gangster

so what is wrong with this dude? I've seen his pictures a million times but no one has ever said.

How tall is he? I though he would be like 6ft

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Oh, I know dude. Fucking retarded kids in my high school always had those fucking sneakers and wore ill-fitting clothes. You can spot it from a mile away.

>Implying gangsters wear belts

nothing at all

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you got me there user

People just ragging on his looks. I don't think there is anything mentally wrong with him though he does make a lot of run on sentences.

perfect NFL body

I had sneakers like that

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No, you're right; he's perfectly normal. Psychologically competent in every day.

In every way*

His parents should beat him

i admire him, i don't smile when i get my picture taken (when i allow my picture to be taken), he may have the odds stacked against him but thats what will make him a winner some day, undisputed attitude

>every day

Kys

improved

poor travis

everyone in that pic is dancing like that

You got trips...

but he doesn't look happy anymore :(

do you goys know where he's from?

He's influential.

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Good lord, he and the dog have the same expression

living the good life

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he made a fan out of me bro

Like I said above, dubs and trips are caused by the ubiquitous spirit of Potatoman. Stop attributing these miracles to me. Look at how godly he looks in this photo, for example.

Whats his hand is i looks like a protective glove

look at this niggas neck, if he learned some skills he would be unstoppable

fanny pac?

I have a friend that is as hiddeous as potatoman. A 30+ years man that still have acne

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he's from Wyoming.

Potatoman...

POTATOMAN GIVE ME TRIPS NOOOOOOW

>favorite quotes

the force is my ally and a powerful ally it is

the foce is with u

u cant love any one untill u love your self

Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!

There are no gains without pains.
Benjamin Franklin

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise

"Belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction."
"Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by themselves"
"A plan is only as good as those who see it through."
The best confidence builder is experience."
"Trust in your friends, and they'll have reason to trust in you."
"You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head."
"Heroes are made by the times."
"Ignore your instincts at your peril."
"Most powerful is he who controls his own power."
"The winding path to peace is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes."
"Fail with honor rather than succeed by fraud."
Greed and fear of loss are the roots that lead to the tree of evil."
"When surrounded by war, one must eventually choose a side."
"Arrogance diminishes wisdom."
"Truth enlightens the mind, but won't always bring happiness to your heart."
"Fear is a disease; hope is its only cure."

>about himself
i like notchos and frozen yogert

Is this guy even for real? By viewing his profile I feel like treading on sacred ground here.

is this friend really you user

I would allow him to put his godly pee pee into my funny smelling brown hole.

need to know the backstory. anyone got it?

He looks like Shrek, but he's nowhere near as horrid as Potatoman. Potatoman is hypnotically grotesque.
It says right on his FB, he's from Glenrock, Wyoming.

Kekd

Off to the side ? It looks like its sorta hand shaped

im temped to begin taking my vacations in wyomig just so i can sign him up for karate and buy him protein powder

You know this sexy beast is blasting big cums every night thinking about doing freaky shit with that blonde like sucking her toes and whatnot. Think she’d let him fuck her from behind in the back of her hatchback?

gotta give that hog some room to breath

Haha no man...Its really a hs friend of mine

he probably shoves that hamster up his ass.

i’d buy the guy a hooker

That's one ugly motherfucker, ¿how did Sup Forums found it?

Kek

who you keep selfies of?

His Facebook is a gold mine

>Works at: dishwasher
>Education: no collage

Top kek

No, he clearly has facial deformaties - likely had to undergo some pretty severe facial-reconstruction surgeries as a very small child.

i always get a bit bummed out when i see guys make fun of him online

Nah Just entered his fb page...Can give the link to you I dont give a fuck

he likely has learning disabilities, probably a very low iq.

look Sup Forums i know your nmpa, but i really think we should make travis as chad as possible, or at least as much as he'll let us. it would be so cool to see him kick ass

Stay off the rec drugs kid