There are so many unanswered questions about Potatoman—questions that keep us all awake at night: What was school like for Potatoman? Does he prefer margarine or butter on his toast? Do children cry when they see him in public? Why does he look the way he does? How does a 24-year-old man have so much acne? Will he ever be successful in his pursuit of love, happiness, and accomplishment?
Several centuries from now, philosophers of the future will be gazing upon his magnificent facial aesthetics and ponder what the life of Potatoman was like.
William King
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Christopher Brown
who is this man and why are there double dubs from OP?
Austin Hill
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Isaac Richardson
Apple didn't fall far from the tree, did it?
Ian Adams
I did not cause the double dubs; the spirit of Potatoman did. Potatoman is the god of all the elements and natural phenomena, including what you plebeians would refer to as "coincidental" dubs.
Isaac Stewart
moar pls
Joshua Mitchell
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Juan Lopez
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James Hill
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Owen Bennett
gonna need a name to jerk it to
Aiden Lopez
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Matthew Wright
fb.com/travis.bowdish
Matthew Nguyen
behold Lord Potatoman
Levi Smith
>force meme-ing yourself cringe
Zachary White
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Jordan Stewart
All the girls want Potatoman.
Aiden Bailey
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Cooper Stewart
when this nigga hits the weights and learns karate y'all better watch out
Matthew Ortiz
he doesn't want any trubble.
Ryder Torres
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Jaxson Allen
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Blake Sullivan
so sexy.
Jayden Anderson
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Isaiah Clark
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Liam Turner
Kek
Ayden Allen
don't mack him angry.
Owen Roberts
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Blake Turner
yo is that thom yorke
Juan Barnes
Huge ass run on sentence.
Brody Green
motherfucker got a nose like a koala
Jacob Jackson
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Jason Baker
merry christmess!
Isaiah Barnes
Is this Dr. Steve Brule's retarded brother?
Samuel Allen
i would let him attempt to shove it in my ass before he instantly forgets what hes doing and proceeds to lick his own balls and gets himself off but finishes in his eyes before screaming and running into a lamp, electrocuting himself, just like god intended.
Ian Evans
intake fool, he's a killing machine
Jaxon Martinez
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Xavier Nguyen
This guys has obviously had a hard life. My cousin is deformed and its hell for him
Parker Hall
he's got the sneakers and everything
Kayden Wood
just wait till he learns to coordinate
Nathaniel Richardson
That belt is gangster
Jordan Smith
so what is wrong with this dude? I've seen his pictures a million times but no one has ever said.
Oliver Sanders
How tall is he? I though he would be like 6ft
Samuel Ortiz
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Nathaniel Myers
Oh, I know dude. Fucking retarded kids in my high school always had those fucking sneakers and wore ill-fitting clothes. You can spot it from a mile away.
Carson Collins
>Implying gangsters wear belts
Jackson Rodriguez
nothing at all
Levi Clark
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Carson Murphy
you got me there user
Easton Powell
People just ragging on his looks. I don't think there is anything mentally wrong with him though he does make a lot of run on sentences.
Ryan Jenkins
perfect NFL body
Jeremiah Wilson
I had sneakers like that
Samuel Harris
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David Taylor
No, you're right; he's perfectly normal. Psychologically competent in every day.
Anthony Butler
In every way*
Joseph Cox
His parents should beat him
Logan Cruz
i admire him, i don't smile when i get my picture taken (when i allow my picture to be taken), he may have the odds stacked against him but thats what will make him a winner some day, undisputed attitude
Xavier Brown
>every day
Kys
Sebastian Walker
improved
Colton Bennett
poor travis
Cameron Rivera
everyone in that pic is dancing like that
Zachary Young
You got trips...
Nolan Phillips
but he doesn't look happy anymore :(
Liam Taylor
do you goys know where he's from?
Nolan Lewis
He's influential.
Xavier Lopez
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Jack Parker
Good lord, he and the dog have the same expression
David Flores
living the good life
Xavier King
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Carter Barnes
he made a fan out of me bro
Nathaniel Long
Like I said above, dubs and trips are caused by the ubiquitous spirit of Potatoman. Stop attributing these miracles to me. Look at how godly he looks in this photo, for example.
Elijah Lewis
Whats his hand is i looks like a protective glove
Samuel Evans
look at this niggas neck, if he learned some skills he would be unstoppable
Wyatt Bailey
fanny pac?
Tyler Johnson
I have a friend that is as hiddeous as potatoman. A 30+ years man that still have acne
Andrew Lopez
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James Wood
he's from Wyoming.
Nathan Gutierrez
Potatoman...
POTATOMAN GIVE ME TRIPS NOOOOOOW
Colton Evans
>favorite quotes
the force is my ally and a powerful ally it is
the foce is with u
u cant love any one untill u love your self
Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!
There are no gains without pains. Benjamin Franklin
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise
"Belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction." "Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by themselves" "A plan is only as good as those who see it through." The best confidence builder is experience." "Trust in your friends, and they'll have reason to trust in you." "You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head." "Heroes are made by the times." "Ignore your instincts at your peril." "Most powerful is he who controls his own power." "The winding path to peace is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes." "Fail with honor rather than succeed by fraud." Greed and fear of loss are the roots that lead to the tree of evil." "When surrounded by war, one must eventually choose a side." "Arrogance diminishes wisdom." "Truth enlightens the mind, but won't always bring happiness to your heart." "Fear is a disease; hope is its only cure."
>about himself i like notchos and frozen yogert
Is this guy even for real? By viewing his profile I feel like treading on sacred ground here.
Ian Harris
is this friend really you user
Adrian Cruz
I would allow him to put his godly pee pee into my funny smelling brown hole.
Luis Parker
need to know the backstory. anyone got it?
Levi Rivera
He looks like Shrek, but he's nowhere near as horrid as Potatoman. Potatoman is hypnotically grotesque. It says right on his FB, he's from Glenrock, Wyoming.
Evan Sanders
Kekd
Nathan Young
Off to the side ? It looks like its sorta hand shaped
Leo Powell
im temped to begin taking my vacations in wyomig just so i can sign him up for karate and buy him protein powder
Josiah Jones
You know this sexy beast is blasting big cums every night thinking about doing freaky shit with that blonde like sucking her toes and whatnot. Think she’d let him fuck her from behind in the back of her hatchback?
Jaxon Baker
gotta give that hog some room to breath
Connor Martinez
Haha no man...Its really a hs friend of mine
Elijah King
he probably shoves that hamster up his ass.
Hudson Mitchell
i’d buy the guy a hooker
Jack Fisher
That's one ugly motherfucker, ¿how did Sup Forums found it?
Austin Flores
Kek
Levi Hill
who you keep selfies of?
Jose Jenkins
His Facebook is a gold mine
>Works at: dishwasher >Education: no collage
Top kek
Ryder Davis
No, he clearly has facial deformaties - likely had to undergo some pretty severe facial-reconstruction surgeries as a very small child.
i always get a bit bummed out when i see guys make fun of him online
Chase Morris
Nah Just entered his fb page...Can give the link to you I dont give a fuck
Kayden Brooks
he likely has learning disabilities, probably a very low iq.
Jason Russell
look Sup Forums i know your nmpa, but i really think we should make travis as chad as possible, or at least as much as he'll let us. it would be so cool to see him kick ass