An ex of mine (pic related) died of a drug overdose yesterday. I'm attending the funeral and will do whatever trips says. Anything.
An ex of mine (pic related) died of a drug overdose yesterday...
Try to fuck her corpse
'tis truly a shame, she was a wonderful anal fucktoy.
Jack off into the casket
go to his mother and say
"His dick was massive and I'm going to miss all the times the tip touch the back of my throat"
stand up when they say if anyone has words for the deceased, say "this little slut loved the big gorilla dick, now she's in hell for Gluttony"
Show up wearing an all white suit.
Subtle but still insanely disrespectful
What you wanted to tell her before she died.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Kiss it on the lips, take pic while doing it, post
Reroll
Dubs are close enough, OP
Just tell them you're color blind
reroll
Lay down in the casket next to them and start groping the body.
shoot up the funeral
Shit on her chest and post it
Pull out your dick and no matter what leave it out the entire ceremony.
Attend naked
Get moms number, get her nudes, post them here.
aww... c'mon, reroll
Rollerino
Tell everyone he looks like a lesbian even in death.
bring cocaine and sniff it on the casket to her honor
Carve up her face like the joker in front of everyone.
pee in the coffin.
kill yourself out of grief
pee is stored in the balls
Pay your respects and comfort her grieving parents
Snort a line from gramma's tits
Fuck the Corpse.
Pick up the casket with the body and attempt to run out of the door with it.
attend dressed as the death reaper
ask around if there are still some drugs left or if she used them all, if all were used say something along the lines of "selfish bitch as always"
create troll threads for a week about banning drugs cause they kill
333 says you get up a give a long speech that ends in "jk ur mum gay"
Shoot the corpse to make sure she's dead.
It looks like it has DSLs. Maybe something with those?
kiss corpse with tongue. saw you were lovers.
Be respectful, faggot
shit on coffin and then lick it
post her belly button and go to sleep
What did $he overdo$e on?
Stand up and yell about how she gave you aids and that you are glad she's dead.
don't go
make an obituary where you state you broke up with her for being gay
Get a sneaky nut shot on her open casket
get a ninja nut shot on her grandma
Rip off the bodies' clothes and take nude pictures of it. Post here
pull her finger and fart loudly
Let a big black cock fuck you in your ass and film it.
Attend and be respectful. Give your condolences to her parents.
Be a good person and say your respects then leave
immortalize her on the internet by showing us her boobies with face
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attend dressed as a priest and say you fucked her when she was 12
satanic will determine what op does
Finger her
Praise Satan for her death and tell everyone that the next blood sacrifice is coming SOON!
make a satanic ritual on her coffin
...
fart on her face
snort a line on her ass
take pictures and post them here
rerollllll
Kill yourself 2 funerals in 1
Ejaculate on corpse face. Film it. Post in Sup Forums
when they lower the coffin jump in the hole with it
Post nudes
this
fart on grandma's face
lay down in the coffin with her
kek do this
play a vuvuzela all the time
reroll
give an obituary in klingon
roll
jerk off in front of the casket
Cut her head off and walk out of the funeral with it
Ya won't
the funeral is probably over so just jump in the hole with her
I gave her the shit... I did it...
Kill yourself
give us the nudes OP
post nudes of your mom
Do a line of coke off her coffin, and say “this ones for you”
Reroll
>open casket
grab her tit
>closed casket
leave nudes all over the funeral home
Walk up and cum on her face one last time.
put a banana meme on the coffin, say she really really really liked that picture
Roll
give a speech about how much of an utter bitch she was and how she deserved death
shot her to secure she's dead
scream nigger
RErolllll
Not getting trips, but try to be as passive-aggressive as possible.
give a speech that consists of a single fart
wave your dick all funeral
dont go to the funeral
Jerk off onto her body's face.
fart with fury