An ex of mine (pic related) died of a drug overdose yesterday...

An ex of mine (pic related) died of a drug overdose yesterday. I'm attending the funeral and will do whatever trips says. Anything.

Try to fuck her corpse

'tis truly a shame, she was a wonderful anal fucktoy.

Jack off into the casket

go to his mother and say
"His dick was massive and I'm going to miss all the times the tip touch the back of my throat"

stand up when they say if anyone has words for the deceased, say "this little slut loved the big gorilla dick, now she's in hell for Gluttony"

Show up wearing an all white suit.

Subtle but still insanely disrespectful

What you wanted to tell her before she died.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

Kiss it on the lips, take pic while doing it, post

Reroll

Dubs are close enough, OP

Just tell them you're color blind

reroll

Lay down in the casket next to them and start groping the body.

shoot up the funeral

Shit on her chest and post it

Pull out your dick and no matter what leave it out the entire ceremony.

Attend naked

Get moms number, get her nudes, post them here.

aww... c'mon, reroll

Rollerino

Tell everyone he looks like a lesbian even in death.

bring cocaine and sniff it on the casket to her honor

Carve up her face like the joker in front of everyone.

pee in the coffin.

kill yourself out of grief

pee is stored in the balls

Pay your respects and comfort her grieving parents

Snort a line from gramma's tits

Fuck the Corpse.

Pick up the casket with the body and attempt to run out of the door with it.

attend dressed as the death reaper

ask around if there are still some drugs left or if she used them all, if all were used say something along the lines of "selfish bitch as always"

create troll threads for a week about banning drugs cause they kill

333 says you get up a give a long speech that ends in "jk ur mum gay"

Shoot the corpse to make sure she's dead.

It looks like it has DSLs. Maybe something with those?

kiss corpse with tongue. saw you were lovers.

Be respectful, faggot

shit on coffin and then lick it

post her belly button and go to sleep

What did $he overdo$e on?

Stand up and yell about how she gave you aids and that you are glad she's dead.

don't go

make an obituary where you state you broke up with her for being gay

Get a sneaky nut shot on her open casket

get a ninja nut shot on her grandma

Rip off the bodies' clothes and take nude pictures of it. Post here

pull her finger and fart loudly

Let a big black cock fuck you in your ass and film it.

Attend and be respectful. Give your condolences to her parents.

Be a good person and say your respects then leave

immortalize her on the internet by showing us her boobies with face

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attend dressed as a priest and say you fucked her when she was 12

satanic will determine what op does

Finger her

Praise Satan for her death and tell everyone that the next blood sacrifice is coming SOON!

make a satanic ritual on her coffin

...

fart on her face

snort a line on her ass

take pictures and post them here

rerollllll

Kill yourself 2 funerals in 1

Ejaculate on corpse face. Film it. Post in Sup Forums

when they lower the coffin jump in the hole with it

Post nudes

this

fart on grandma's face

lay down in the coffin with her

kek do this

play a vuvuzela all the time

reroll

give an obituary in klingon

roll

jerk off in front of the casket

Cut her head off and walk out of the funeral with it

Ya won't

the funeral is probably over so just jump in the hole with her

I gave her the shit... I did it...

Kill yourself

give us the nudes OP

post nudes of your mom

Do a line of coke off her coffin, and say “this ones for you”

Reroll

>open casket
grab her tit
>closed casket
leave nudes all over the funeral home

Walk up and cum on her face one last time.

put a banana meme on the coffin, say she really really really liked that picture

Roll

give a speech about how much of an utter bitch she was and how she deserved death

shot her to secure she's dead

scream nigger

RErolllll

Not getting trips, but try to be as passive-aggressive as possible.

give a speech that consists of a single fart

wave your dick all funeral

dont go to the funeral

Jerk off onto her body's face.

fart with fury