Walk into your hotel room

>Walk into your hotel room
>See this

What do you do, Sup Forums?

deport them

Say "Sorry, I'm in the wrong room. Turn 180 and run like hell.

find out which one has the dick

Call the cops. I'm not gonna get arrested for false accusations of rape because two drunk spics broke into my room. Plus I don't use hotels, I use airBNB. The fuck am I doing here?

>wanting to deport these 2

I think you mean 360°

Call security and get these freeloading skanks thrown out.

I think they can pay you in other ways...if you know what I mean. Hehehe.

No, if they could afford it then they'd have gotten their own room. Do you not know how hotels work?

>Wanting them to stay

...

Why not? :3

Got more to share?
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Because he likes to LARP as a super Aryan white good while in between World of Warcraft marathons in his mother's basement

What the fuck is this shit? I ordered MANwhores!

Beat the l living shit out of them for doing nigger drugs. Then rape them, beat them some more, murder them, then fuck their decaying bodies.

Which one do you want more of?

newfag

I knew the deal on this room was too good to be true.

>>Walk into your hotel room
>>See this
>
>What do you do, Sup Forums?
Call ICE

Fucking terrorist.

Es pretty good

"Get off my bed. I got to make an appointment with the tour guide around 06:00."

Too bad

Get mad that the hotel bed isn't as nice as I paid for and that my prostitutes are too drunk to perform to my standards!

>prostitutes
>standards
Well la-dee-da, Mr fancy pants.

Newfag calling someone else a newfag

They're escorts!

God damn right I'm fancy. Have some fucking class!
There's no difference.

Escorts are much more expensive.

Them. I do them.

The definition of a prostitute is somebody that has sex for money. So yes an escort is an expensive prostitute. The only prostitutes I'd have sex with are college girls that want a few thousand.

Nice answer user!!

Well, technically you pay for an escorts time. Sometimes people pay escorts to be dates for dinners/dances/event/etc. Sometimes escorts won't even have sex with clients. Chris Brown got turned down by an escort not too long ago.

You are a giant faggot. Glad you're using your precious time reading about some dumb motherfucker like Chris brown.

I would ask "need room service?" Cause I'm Mexican and this is all I do.

Pull out my Spanish translator

K.

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