You’re in a different state, it’s fucking hot outside, you go to the hotel pool and see this. What do?

You’re in a different state, it’s fucking hot outside, you go to the hotel pool and see this. What do?

Back away slowly. They look hungry.

Toss in a bucket of KFC and watch them attack it like piranhas

Done in one.

Call sea world, see how much they'll give me for a pack of manatees.

Hop in and covertly try to smell for farts while my chubby achieves a submarine fullmast

I swear I can actually smell this picture.

>What do?
Bomb!!!

violently puke into the crowd of them and wait until the hotel refills the tub with new water and enjoy it alone like i originally planned :)

Man the harpoons

get a plane ticket the fuck out of the south

There is only a cup of water in that pool

I like fatties

buy 5 gallons of chlorine, leave 5 bottles of coke and 10 family buckets of fried chicken just out the door so they can smell it , enjoy the solitary pool

>"You are digusting human garbage, you make me sick"
spit on the floor
walk away

>Elbow drop from the top rope
>Hit ham asteroid in the middle wearing the purple tent.
>Elbow inpact so strong I become engulfed in a world of Shadow
>Must push through... for the good of humanity.
>Break through the 20th fat layer into the stomach.
>Arm portable nuclear device.
>Gloriously an hero.
>Humanity saved, Tell my wife i love her.

when they all get out there is prolly 6 inches of water in there

Toss a lit match. Lipids are flammable.

Realize i need to get out if the south

Get as far away from the ICP convention as possible

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

If I'm staying elsewhere, befriend as many landwhales and propose group sex. Or at least fuck the mouth of the one in glasses or find whichever one is the "most faithful" to their husband and break it and then break her. I will painal her so hard that she can't walk straight for a week.

Drop a Baby Ruth in. Either watch them slip an roll around as they try to run away cuz they think it's a turd or watch them fight over it. Win win.

jump on it!

Eww fat germs

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Check out and find another hotel. Preferably one with a doorman.

ITS TIME FOR FIGHTING!

GUNNER...IF YOU MISS I am throwing you into the middle of that whale pod