Sisko is a bit of a prick in Season 4 to Worf when it comes to Klingon rituals. I dunno if it's because Klingons are no longer allied with the Federation, but Picard was a bit more tolerant of Klingon beliefs.
inb4 "commander, tell me about your sexual organs"
Why didn't the Federation destroy Cardassia during the first war ?
Nathan Lee
Picard also never punched an omnipotent being
Zachary Rodriguez
>be a cardassian >look out the window >see this >what do?
Lucas Sanchez
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
Ayden Clark
Destroy all Miranda class starships
Henry Williams
>name me a better ST character that pic related
>protip: you can't
Easton Price
>A cute cardassian woman will never try to angrily seduce you.
Jayden Davis
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Henry Gomez
Reminder that the Dominion War never would have happened if Sisko was dead or didn't exist before the start based on The Visitor
Mason Robinson
>Cute >Cardassian
pick one
Ethan Clark
Sisko really just hates it when people don't follow his orders. He takes it all so personally.
Like his whole vendetta with Micheal Eddington was very out of line.
Leo Bennett
scream FOR CARDASSIA and storm Central Command to retake it in Legat Dumar's name
Caleb Perry
Fuck Klingons and their shitty rituals. Every time they were doing that faggy Klingon yoga on TNG I cringed.
Based Quark
Aaron Allen
Daily reminder that Neelix did nothing wrong
Jordan Rodriguez
Garak is fucking adorable.
Carson Clark
True
Adrian Price
Are you talking about the episode where Worf's dumb brother wanted Worf to kill him? And complaining Sisko had a problem with that?
Jacob Fisher
You must be very low test
Andrew Lopez
Yea, The ending was bullshit. Worf pussyed out, and destroyed his brothers memories.
Adam Parker
If mostly all the humanoids in star trek are related because they have an ancient ancestor, how come there are black vulcans and white vulcans and shit. Assuming they were black skinned before "evolving" or whatever into whatever race they eventually become, how come only some are black and others are white
Nicholas Myers
WATCH IT DAX
John Rivera
Laugh at the retarded ship design
Blake Garcia
Does anyone else wonder about a series where based Dukat didn't go full crazy? It seemed like he could have been a "neutral" character for a while there before selling out to the Dominion.
Jack Fisher
Color changes are some of the most trivial mutations that a species can experience.
Zachary White
As I understand it, genetics in Star Trek basically works how those Christians who believe in "micro-evolution but not macro-evolution" would supposedly works.
Michael Smith
"DIE YOU SPEAR CHUCKING BANANA EATING PORCH MONKEY, YOU'RE STINKING UP MY SHIP WITH YOUR COCOA BUTTER SMELLING ASHY SKIN"
What the fuck? How did they get away with this shit. I thought Star Trek was supposed to be progressive.
Chase Price
I am quite fertile...I could provide you with many healthy children, if that's your concern, but frankly I think you're getting a little ahead of yourself.
Why isn't this the choice shit post for Star Trek threads?
Joshua Howard
FRENCHED
Asher Nguyen
middle ziyal is best ziyal
if you disagree you're wrong
Andrew Jones
FUCKIN EPIC DUDE! 1+ UPVOTE! You said something that is not in the show at all! EPIIIIC Fucking SJW cucks take that!
Aiden Gomez
Dukat manning a Klingon ship to fight as an outlaw was cool, but that season finale twist of him joining the Dominion and taking DS9 was too good to pass up. I like all stages of Dukat and I felt they streamed seamlessly together. Goverment crony to disgraced father to spirited outlaw to leader under the Dominion to psychotic breakdown and finally to anti-Emissary.
The only major flaw was the final confrontation with Sisko was too short and underwhelming
Gabriel Taylor
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Ayden Kelly
Gilora is easily the #1 Cardassian babe. I wonder if the Obsidian Order permit inter-species romances with planets that aren't members of the Union.
It is undeniable
Mason Butler
>3 different actresses
holy fucking shit how did I not notice that jesus
Adam Jones
Did Garak ever hit it or was he saving himself and staying pure for when he finally got some of that sweet genetically modified butthole?
David Mitchell
How else would Patrick Stewart get his role in Green Room?
Landon Ramirez
>Romulan ships are powered by miniaturized black holes
Who fucking thought that was a good idea?
Brayden White
Like most people, you didn't care enough about the character to realize that she was recurring.
Brody Allen
>DAX >not OLD MAN
You had one job.
The Obsidian Order doesn't exist anymore so you can fuck whoever you want.
Isaiah Bell
Romulans
Jayden Bell
If Rick Berman hadn't forced Terry Farrell to leave then Dukat wouldn't have killed Jadzia.
If Dukat hadn't killed Jadzia then he would have been only ambiguously evil instead of full-blown mustache-twirling evil.
Blame Rick Berman for ruining Dukat.
Isaac Carter
>need an alien with hideous facial prosthetics >still hire beautiful women
hollywood is pretty sexist in this regard desu, there's like 2 ugly actresses who made it.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
But it gave us Ezri. The only thing Berman did wrong was not doing it sooner.
Camden Lee
I don't think that Ezri was necessary since they already had plenty of little boys.
Logan Johnson
Federation ships carry containment vessels full of antimatter that get loose and blow the ship to kingdom come at the drop of the hat. Who thought that was a good idea?
Ethan Lee
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Jason Anderson
Well they also had their share of ugly aliens and old ass women but that didn't stop them from having Jadzia.
Eli Adams
>The Obsidian Order doesn't exist anymore so you can fuck whoever you want. It did then, and I only want Gilora.
Don't get me wrong, I'd deflower Ziyal in a heartbeat, but knowing it'd get me murdered by the Pah'Wraiths reduces it to Plan B
Joshua Rivera
It's the same of scuttling a navel vessel
Jaxon Cooper
Wait does anyone think that Dukat killing Jadzia was crossing some line? Killing someone in the way of his goals was always something Dukat seemed capable of, and this had even taken place after he had suffered a complete mental breakdown.
Tyler Parker
It's very environmentally friendly method of propulsion
Even in the event of catastrophic engine failure, it leaves absolutely no mess.
Zachary Cruz
Space doesn't have an environment.
Jordan Scott
Remember, social darwinism evolution knows best.
Leo Gonzalez
Cardassians are cool because they are mysterious. Dukat was cool because you weren't sure what his end game was, and then you find out he's space satan and all the coolness is just gone and he's just another evil villain rather than some guy with a plan who thinks he is justified.
Blake Gonzalez
I think the Pah'Wraiths were controlling him at that point, as soon as he broke the idol he went all fire-eyes and teleported from Cardassia to DS9 or something then killed her and did something magic to the orb, it was only afterwards he was released from their hold, then he showed regret and left because there was nothing to be gained by being caught
Brandon Price
Tell that to TNG season 7.
Christopher Evans
Or it can cause a time fuck up allowing Picard to fuck around with a core breach.
Kevin Hernandez
Tell it to the space whales.
In TOS, the Romulan weapons used too much power to be usable very much, and the cloaking device used a debilitating amount of power too. A black hole should give them absurd amounts of power, and possibly be a way to dispose of any vapors that would give away cloaked positions.
Asher Jenkins
That wasn't their fault, some mental fucking aliens thought their engine was a real black hole and put their eggs in it which made it go berserk
I bet a Federation craft would do something just as mental if you put Time Eggs in the dilithium chamber
James Phillips
If the Eggs aren't destroyed by the Matter/Anti-Matter reaction
Lincoln Morris
It would just scramble them into anti-omelets.
Brandon Wood
>It's a Jadzia gets tired of Julian's pathetic whining gives him cummies to shut him up episode
Wyatt Howard
was the child going to be a space mind control worm half klingon or what?
Hunter Adams
....Except during anti-Emissary period Dukat DID have a plan and did think he was justified. He believed the Pah'wraiths were the true gods of Bajor and they were going to bring about some great restoration.
Furthermore Dukat likes to hide behind pure motives but in the end he is always more interested in himself. Whether it's running Emok Nor or Cardassia or that cult, he says he's doing it for their own good, but really he's doing it for power.
Jeremiah Ross
He'd be a mulatto with ridges that go all the way down
And a pouch, like a kangaroo.
Henry Bailey
early season was Bashir was actually more pathetic than the nice guy fedora wearers. He tries hitting on Jadzia every single episode and she basically politely rejects him every time. I could almost see him on his hands and knees begging her to have sex with him. Glad he changes a bit later
Samuel Baker
>Julian will never be on his hands and knees begging you to have sex with him
How should I kill myself?
Ryder Green
The writers admitted early Bashir was annoying as fuck and they changed how they wrote him as a result of negative reactions from the audience.
Nowadays such an attitude doesn't exist, if your audience doesn't respond well you just blame the audience.
John Gonzalez
Anyone else wanted Dukat x Ziyal
Julian Reyes
I would have gone with her.
Keiko was such a cunt.
Colton King
Harriman was out saving the galaxy when these kids were in space diapers.
Cameron Hernandez
bashir is adult wesley if he didnt help tom paris kill that guy..
Jason Martinez
In an alternate universe O'Brien was tag teaming her and Kira at the same time.
Asher Clark
>You will never own a personal holodeck and spend your time downloading fanfiction Star Trek episodes I wish airlocks existed so I could throw myself out one
Nolan Johnson
Early season Bashir was qt as fuck. He was this guy with autism who thought he was hot shit but also had a heart of gold, and then they just turn him into a kind of depressed robot.
His relationship with Miles I think helped his character develop a lot though.
Connor Ortiz
Honestly I'm glad he was so annoying at first, felt like an (accidental) character arc. We got to see Bashir mature and become more serious as he dealt with the realities of "frontier medicine", we saw O'brien go from tolerating to loving him, and we saw him take more control in his relationship with Garrik, going from a puppet being used to an equal.
Plus his "nearly graduated top of my class" rhetoric took on new dimensions when we learned he was enhanced.
Logan Long
I don't want to live in a future with so much shoulder padding. I have actual shoulders damn it.
Noah Morales
Fuck you, I demand full-on pauldrons in my future fashion
DS9 really missed a trick by having the military officers in ground fights not have any kind of armour
Michael Campbell
Personal deflector shields seems like an obvious accessory to always carry. Also, some kind of anti-gravity belt, just in case.
Nolan Jenkins
I will buy you a drink one day
Sebastian Morgan
starfleet knows manpower has no real value. they put all their resources into starships.
Elijah Watson
There's a ton of novels I wish I could holo-image into actual episodes.
William Adams
>it's a Quark gets all the pussy episode
Daniel Lee
I'm sad Quark didn't end up with his Klingon wife
Logan Foster
>Cum now, dear Doctor What did he mean by this?
Dylan Young
How do you think a ship of aliens reacts when humans arrive? Is it an "oh shit, them!" situation? Are humans scary destructive?
Cooper Green
Nothing. Garak likes women. That's why we forced him to peruse a relationship with a teenager.
Chase Mitchell
Depends on the alien, most see the Federation as pussies.
Gavin Morgan
It's "Oh shit, them!", but imagine Droopy saying it dejectedly. Humans are basically Mormons.
Weird fucking "people" who all dress the same and show up to tell you how they've discovered being in a United Federation of Planets is the best thing ever and would you like to sign this treaty?
Jaxson Rivera
Hello brother, do you know the joys of the Prime Directive? May I come in and have a moment of your time?
Isaac Brown
He did fuck the shit out of her though, and posthumously cucked her ex husband after killing him in honorable combat.
Tyler Adams
Or kicking his dad's car into a ditch.
Elijah Phillips
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Mason Gonzalez
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Charles Miller
All Sisko proved is that he was a simple-minded hothead who could be provoked into a physical confrontation. If they had sent him to Farpoint humanity would have been toast.
Thank goodness Q found an intellectual equal to Picard the Delta Quadrant to deal with instead.
Henry Scott
What was the best episode of DS9?
Elijah Howard
memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/John_Harriman >After the signing of the Treaty of Algeron, Harriman steps down as captain of the Enterprise-B and turns it over to his first officer, Demora Sulu. >The short story "Full Circle" in Strange New Worlds VII shows Harriman at the rank of admiral and serving as Starfleet Command's liaison to the Starfleet Corps of Engineers in 2371 – the year Kirk emerged from the Nexus and was killed on Veridian III. He turns the job over to Montgomery Scott, remarking that a real engineer could make something of the job They didn't have to cuck him so much. It wasn't his fault the Enterprise wasn't ready.
Dylan Torres
How many times do you think Kira get CARDASSIAN'D during the occupation?