/hoc/

>Tonight
Some nhl game probably
>Tomorrow
Best Loser's: FIN-RUS
Gold medal game: SWE-CAN

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why did dumb nigger mods delete the real /hoc/?

im not using the retard finn thread

she thicc

>Tfw you just made a good post and the thread gets deleted

Fucking mods

This thread to be deleted soon because mods are tards

Could you imagine not getting paid for your work?

How would you afford hotpockets?

>that flag
>making a good post

Neet bux

Thats Sweden, not finland your nincumpoop.

Sweden are good posters you retarded burger

I vow to make at least 30 anti-Finnish posts ITT

>this thread survived
based jannies

she thicc

how about that one?

Godspeed. Always admired the tenacity of you americans

Blz dnt buly finlan

I'll match you bro

Unoriginal

One retarded burger calling another retarded burger, retarded burger, while being pointed out by yet another retarded burger

Here I saved it for you

>Ironically Swedes make pretty mediocre goaltenders though. Most people can't even name a single one aside from Lundpads.

This, we have tried so many different goaltenders the last 12-13 years when Lundpads hasn't been able to play

Some include Jhonas Enroth, Jacob Markström, Johan Gustafsson, Anders Nilsson, Viktor Fasth, Erik Ersberg, Jonas Gustavsson, Johan Holmqvist, Mikael Tellqvist, Johan Backlund and Stefan Liv (RIP Stefan!)
And no one has been better than mid-tier
Can you believe it? It's fucking outrageous

hmm

For me, its Johan Hedberg

Hedberg was ELITE you stupid Swede. You better check your post quality before you submit or I will start posting anti-Sweden comments.

Why is Russia so bad at fucking everything ever?

Who are /our guys/ tonight?

Sens or Ducks?

Slavs are lazy niggers

The Sens aren't playing tonight.

>moosemind

Thx mannen

>Sweden

R E M I N D E R
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Why does it feel like the bad guys won today?

I sure hope you're not implying Finland are /goodguys/

is sweden or finland really ""good guys"

Hedberg retired from the national team before Lundpads's breakthrough.

I'm talking about 2003-present

>penguins and ducks are lowest remaining teams

If you think Sens are good guys, you're unironically reddit.

yes
sweden are good guys

speaking of Lundqvist and our struggle to find a good goalie
twitter.com/ErikGranqvist/status/866018121722810369

>finland cant even win thread wars on Sup Forums
laughing SO HARD at pekka in savonlinna

Marjamäki is the biggest villain in hockey, it is good that Finland lost.

Ducks are the better guys out of the west as well

>Nyslott
Finns on Sup Forums are 100% UleåborgTammerfors retards

KEK

>goon squad
>good guys
Man how can one user be so fucking dumb

Yeah but the West is irrelevent

NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN

COULDN'T CUT IT AS A POOR MAN STEALING

Canada would have injured him anyway.

because earlyfag and le ebin offtopic pictures always lose desu

F

return to reddit kido

Who /ducks/ here?

Who else /ticketstogame6/ here?

>Ryan Johansen could lose his leg

FUCK RYAN KESLER

johansen is gonna be fine but the injury he got was from manson not kessler

West will win the cup
Literally have not gooned all playoffs
He injured himself hiitin lindholm illegally

>Sweden

Binland is

Anaheim DucksVerified account @AnaheimDucks

INJURY: Rickard Rakell (lower-body) will not be in the lineup tonight.

Perds 4-0

Good guys:

Sens
Preds

Bad guys:

Pens

Evil guys:

Ducks

This

100% accurate.

R E D D I T

I'm extremely serious about this question, so here me out.

What if, when Kesler is preparing for the game tonight, instead he turns into a snake?

In this scenario: Kesler hasn’t left his house yet. Kesler is sitting in an armchair alone, when suddenly he feels off.

Literally at a desk, he documents his experience:

>his skin discolors
>it becomes rougher
>his tongue forks
>eyes goes black, it becomes hard to write
>legs shrink into body
>arms shrink into bodies, Kesler can no longer write

The rest of the transformation takes place; what was once a human of normal stature is now a slender creature of significant girth.

This scenario assumes that Kesler retains his intelligence. What happens next? The first obstacle would be him to survive until his wife finds him. Then the next challenge is convincing her who he is. Best case is that he does, but what about everyone else? Is he able to continue his job? How is he treated by peers, the general public, and enemies?

Discuss.

game thread

they said he will fully recover, found it in time

source your quotes

Good guys
>Sens
Neutral guys
>Ducks
>Preds
Evil
>Pens

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i dont watch irrelevant yuroshit meme tourneys

>rags

pingus gonna win

kakakakaka

how BTFO were the fins?

i was looking at score when it was 1-1 and then my phone died

were finns sad? too bad i missed the game

Upvoted

>about 3 games away from the record for most 1 goal games
>already holding a record for most ots
>bettman's forced rivalry seeding to breed more storylines
>all the best chokes possible
>the nba playoffs are pointless

You'd think this'd be the perfect outcome.

Sweden has only had 3 players that have been ELITE

Mats Sundin
Nicklas Lidström
Peter Forsberg

We're not really a good hockey nation. I mean, only 3 great players...

...

>Reddit is unironically bitching about Getzlaf saying cocksucker and calling it a homophobic word

Where the fuck did society go wrong?

I bet those same cocksuckers defended Colbert and his "DUDE IT WAS JUST A JOKE LMAO" excuse for calling Trump a cocksucker.

stay there. nobody cares

>anaheim
>white

...

You may only reply to this post if your favorite NHL team has won 19 or more consecutive playoff series'.

>Not so fast everybody else

What I read from the NHL statement is that it was for abuse of an official. I dunno if that's true, because that's what people where saying when Shaw got SUSPENDED because cameras caught him saying 'faggot'

That's literally what it was. He called a ref a cocksucker. You can't do that.

please win ducks. i dont want to see canada, reddit bandwagon, or the patriots of the nhl win the cup

>perds - snes finals

literally best timeline

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>Preds all injured
>they win

Huhhh???

Wasn't it the Ducks chance to win???

Wtf happened?

>Ducks' two leading regular season scorers plus goalie are also injured
Not like they were playing with a full deck either

>tranpa gay

>Preds have their two top players out for the playoffs
>Still manage to win

What the fuck. How pathetic of a meme are the Cucks

Oh shit, what the fuck happened to Gibson? Didn't know Bernier was playing.

i like it i love it i want some more of it

but the blackhawks are not in the playoffs

>fisher
>top player

>face flims
>then edmountmen
you tell me m8

>detoilet
hows irrelevance?

alright, duckfans. I think we all know what needs to happen, the question is who?

Which player will take the suspension to kill the rinne?