Visiting my grandma for the weekend, go in the garage and see a bunch of VHSs find her old VCR...

Visiting my grandma for the weekend, go in the garage and see a bunch of VHSs find her old VCR..what should I watch first?

>watching vhs tapes when you can watch whatever on your computer

Talk about being a moron

Watch the the porn she made getting gangbang by all those niggers

Her sex tape.

Obviously you don't understand that I'm trying to comfily watch vhs like the good ol days while I have my grandma bake me an apple pie

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

You should probably try reading a book instead, judging by your sentence structure.

Yeah, I couldn't find said nigger gangbang sex tape. Of which if I had, would have been uploaded the second I found it.

What wrong with my sentence structure? I'll have you know I'm a English major

Talk about pleb shit.. wheres the Bresson? Wheres the Malle? I guess watch Butch Cassidy..

Good one.

>a English

Well I'm not a Espanol major

Commando.

fuck off tryhard

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid or Pale rider. I don't have a preference for westerns but most of those films are shit.

Tin Men

There were more behind the first row...

Not even trying that hard palmondo

that Betty Hutton joint, son

Die Hard With A Vengeance

Batman & Robin

Dick Tracy, you cuck

Check if the vcr work

Would be a downer if doesnt

Look for something without a label and pray it's a video of her getting fucked by a guy that looks like you.

More

watch North

roger and ebert loved it

Money Train

comfy/10

sweatin to the oldies

Like this?..

Watch Jurassic Park on VHS.

Even more

Also more

...

The Cable Guy for sure

>I remember your grandparents' movies and shows but not what I saw this year

Warbirds of WWII...gosh I was once young....

Jurassic park is a safe choice.

there is literally nothing wrong with that and i gotta say unironically you showed him

have frosty sex with the grandma she will appreciate it

He was trying to get you to see that you made grammatical mistake. "An English major" would've been correct. I'm no grammar expert but cmon dude.

Obviously Beaches.

Oh shit..haha, I didn't get that. I did make an grammatical error. Thank you for enlightening me.

Watch MANHUNTER!

what the fuck is Mr destiny

I wouldn't mind munching on your grandmas apple pie

dude that is the gangbang video right in the middle

>that thing you do still in the plastic

Set that baby free. It's a good, fun, comfy movie for a saturday night.

No biggie dude I am idiot myself. However, people are too bitchy on this site in general.

As for the point of your post: Go with whatever Die Hard movie that is.

fucking retard

You grandmother stole from Blockbusters?

Matthau and Lemmon

break the tab so you don't tape over it, dude.

>Die Hard with a Vengeance.

shut up, cuck.

lol i was going to say dick tracy

What's in the Blockbuster case?

>'member VHS
>'member Granny's ol' pie

Fuck off

13 year old edgelord detected.

It might come as a surprise to you but things existed before iPods and Twitter.

>i form my opinions from television shows such as South Park!
Haha, kys kiddo.

Anyone who didn't say Thelma & Louise is wrong.

>Granny's ol' pie
lewd

Watch Die Hard with a Vengeance, Men of Honor, and Jurassic Park. Get comfy bro.

Out to sea
Die hard with V
Braveheart
WHO AM I?
Total Recall
Big Trouble in Little China

The Rock, pure action kino. Best movie Michael Bay has ever made.

This

>still having a grandma

total recall is a classic with arnold

...

1080p when ?

damn thats comfy looking coverart

Cocksucker faggot detected