Choose

Choose.
(the $100 get inflation adjusted every year)

2 million on spot, invest in diversified stock portfolio, work part time at fulfilling job, supplement normal income with substantial dividend income

> not wanting to get paid to jack off

>getting paid to jack off

>Not wanting to work for your money

I'll take the two million, please and thanks.

You can still jack off as a hobby.

faggot/10

If fapping daily:
$2,000,000 / 100 / 365 = 54 years of $100/day

Considering old age, not wanting to fuck up your body with viagra all the time, I'd take the $2 million and just jack off / fuck for the pleasure of it, not to top up a bill.

>"honey we can upgrade our hotel room for $100 to get the penthouse suite!"
>"sigh, brb"

>"THIS IS A ROBBERY GIVE ME $100 OR I'LL FUCKING SHOOT YOU"
>"oh shit *masturbates furiously*
etc

So while you worry about your 2M, I'm literally jacking off. You Serious?

holyfuck you jack once a day? leave

You would need to have 20.000 orgasm to get the 2M$. That's one orgasm per day for ~60 years... Obviously not worth it.

>jerking off once per day to get $2,000,000 in 54 years

On a good day i can cum 7-8 times from sex or up too 13 times from jerking it. If i could get in 4 good days a week of just jerking it i could make roughly a quarter mill a year. In 4 years id make the 2 mill. Of course as i age and the constant stimuli make it harder to cum id say id get maybe 6-7 years of decently easy orgasms. Anyway id go for 100$ per O.

Inflation adjusted. That's the keyword here.

well how often do you?

do you know where you are?

4-5 times day

>$100/orgasm
It didn't say it had to be a real one.

get moret est fag

test***

It would honestly have to be closer to $300-$500 per wank to be considerable. Even then, I'd still take the $2m...

you're probably a 2minute noodle virgin who's never banged a female woman

Well what if you just made someone else orgasm?

At least two times and on the weekends sometimes four, I'm not even joking, 24 years old.
I started jacking off 10 years ago and I average three times a day, that means I already would have made around $1 million.

yo don't talk shit about 2 minute noodles my nigga
this shit's my jam

>female woman

Not working fucks you up in the head over time

never make your hobby a job

excuse me I pound like there isnt going to be a fucking tomorrow if she don like it theyre fucked in the head

i think he means your "noodle" wouldn't last 2 minutes fucking

Shut the fuck up, I fucked your mom last night

>having so much fucking pride that you fail to understand how easy money would cum in your pockets

Fapping twice a day, I would need 27.4 years to reach 2 million dollars

By which time, assuming even a basic return of 3% (compounded monthly) on that original 2 million, the lump sum would be worth over twice that much

So, as much as I'd enjoy the feeling of literally getting paid to cum, I'd take the lump and just fap however much I damn well pleased

takes me a few mins to fap and i last like 25mins average in bed, whats your point?

I ain't got time to fuck
I'm too busy slurpin down these motherfuckin noodles

If you made fapping a 9 to 5 job you would probably destroy your hand/arm, so that's out of the question. Though, if you had the stamina you could possibly get to $2000000 in 2.5 years.

If you fapped 3 times a day, which is probably more than average, you would reach $2000000 in about 18 years.

$2000000 on the spot is probably a better option.

Are you implying that you would only jack off once a day if you knew that you were getting paid $100 to come? I'm pretty sure that I could reach those 2 million in 7 years

>"THIS IS A ROBBERY GIVE ME $100 OR I'LL FUCKING SHOOT YOU"
>"oh shit *masturbates furiously*

pfft ill take the 2 mil plox.
maybe a dubs get>

There's a limit to how much you can fap/sex, even if you're young and healthy and virile
I fapped 4 times yesterday; my hand is sore, and my balls ached from after the last fap until I had a nice warm shower this morning

1. get testosterone perscription
2. get stamina of raging stallion
3. fuck luxury prostitutes
4. prostitutes literally pay for themselves

There is literally no downside to this

I like how Sup Forums goes right to 'paid to jerk off' rather than 'paid to have sex'

That's funny because I literally dropped off six times yesterday and during the weekdays at least two times. I have been doing this since probably 10 years and it only seems to get worse

Compound interest is one hell of a drug
You're going to have to set the second number a lot higher to make it a proper financial choice

Can I have 1 million and $50 an orgasm?

Your gf will probably want a cut of the money if she's sexing you to help out

you guys arent considering that if you have 2 million dollars in the bank theres a good chance you lose it. someone sues you, you make a bad investment, someone gets you with financial trixx

but 100$ an orgasm, if you lose all your savings you can still make 3,000 $ inside of a month if you worked at it

id tell that bitch no

you don't jack off twice a day?

seee

Could easily orgasm 10+ times a day. And if you're getting paid for it why not.

Treat jacking off as your 9-5 and you're earning $700,000 a year

You take your $2 million I'll be CEO of JerkIt Corp