Turn on news channel

>turn on news channel
>Rivers cuomo alleged of sexual assault

how would you react?

unsurprised

Disappointed but not surprised.

wouldn't even make the news

wtf buddy holly no!

if i ever turned on the news and saw a picture of rivers i would assumed he had been caught for the serial killing of young asian women

if it were like the late 90's and early 2000's i would care

i don't.

just look at the guy

Wouldn't be surprised, unless the victim wasn't Asian

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"SAY IT AINT SOOOO UH WAOH UH WAOOOHH"

Victim is 18 year old girl who live in small city in japan

>Mom made my sex
>She knitted it with her hands
>Sex-making is
>A family tradition
What did he mean by this?

Amused

Your probably right

I KNEW IIIT

Not surprised in the slightest. He's already had allegations against him, but they might be off the internet at this point since this was literally in the 90s following Pinkerton.

I'd feel retarded for still having cable.

>When we’re on tour, I try to find a massage parlor wherever we go. It’s become a ritual – wandering around the seedy district at three in the morning, searching for some action. I prefer the full body massage with a ‘happy ending’. It can start to feel kind of empty after a while, but you can meet some really cool people. A lot of times it’s the older ladies I really like – they have this nice maternal vibe. The reason I started with the prostitutes was solely to work on my negotiating skills. Once I mastered negotiating with a naked woman asking me for money, dealing with Interscope was a piece of cake.

THIS ISN'T IMPOSSIBLE

THIS AIN'T IMPROBABLE

YOU ARE MY BABY TONIGHT

AND I'M YOUR DADDY

he has the sex appeal of a sock

>his mom was a massage therapist

kek