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TEX:Beltre (calf) could begin rehab next weekend TOR:Aaron Sanchez headed to DL for third time STL:Cards activate Piscotty (hamstring) from DL INT:White Sox agree to $25M deal with Luis Robert MIN:Royals and Twins PPD, doubleheader on Sunday CHC:Cubs and Brewers postponed due to rain HOU:Astros place Dallas Keuchel on 10-day DL BAL:Welington Castillo clubs walkoff homer Friday TB:Longoria plates go-ahead run vs. Yankees COL:Tyler Anderson fans seven in win over Reds NYM:DeGrom tosses seven scoreless in win over LAA PHI:Jeremy Hellickson leaves game with injury
I will take Tanaka of your hands, Yankees, but you have to grease my palms if you know what I mean.
Jaxon Hill
>nolan possibly injured
Brandon Morgan
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Caleb Howard
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Brayden Sullivan
Royleleks
Jonathan Rodriguez
>Masahiro Tanaka has given up 10 HR and 22 runs in his last 14 IP.
Logan Rogers
I think he's just in a slump. He needs some help. I think a stint in the minors will clear his head and then he'll be right as rain afterwards.
Owen Evans
The hero we both need and deserve
Liam Nelson
Why did someone take a pic of Kenny fucking up eggs?
Jackson Watson
>new york refs fucking us again when he was clearly safe at 3rd
John Ortiz
The monotonous voices that occupied his day swirled in his head. It was 3am and his stirring under the covers was an attempt to fight off the demons.
"QUINTANA IS A 3RD AT BEST, HE WONT CUT IT FOR A PLAYOFF RUN"
Another voice came into his left ear.
"BUT MCHUGH IS JUST AS VALUABLE AS QUINTANA.. DIDNT YOU READ DAVE CAMERONS ARTICLE? OUR FINAL OFFER IS AN UNDERCOOKED HAWAIIAN PIZZA AND A PTBNL. YOUR MOVE MR. HAHN."
CLICK
The click reasonated in his mind and gently faded to the rythm of his bedroom clock.
"tick tock tick tock TICK TOCK"
It was a 2005 world champion themed White Sox clock gifted, as a stark warning, by Kenny Williams. Above it was a portrait of Kenny himself. His face covered the whole canvas and Hahn always had the impression Kenny was keeping his watchful eye on the recently independent GM. A large caption read underneath:
I ALWAYS GET MY MAN
Hahn sat up straight, the demons seemed to vanish from his mind. This has been a nightly occurance for over a week now. He sat up and stumbled over to his phone. His heavy eyes squinted at the bright screen.
5 new messages, all from the man himself.
Hahn sighed.
"5 tool center fielder" "The potential.." "Superstar status" "Retooling for a 2017 run" "One for one swap"
He threw his phone out into the hallway. Suddenly a bright flash engulfed the room. Hahn ran over to the window in time to see a large figure of a man stumble and trip over himself as he tried to escape his lawn. The large flames spelled something in the grass..
ANDREW MCUTCHEN
Jaxson Watson
I remember when yankee fags were saying he was going to be better than darvish in every way imaginable
lol
Ryder Scott
No longer a no hitter
Nicholas Davis
He IS better because he plays for the Yankees.
Adam Edwards
Art/10
Ryan Howard when?
Julian Collins
Expect rain delay soon at braves/nats
Nathan Martin
Twins need a dome. they've played like 5 less games than the Indians
Wyatt Mitchell
MARINERS!
Nathan Turner
They really gotta change the replay rules on these tag at the bag plays. Arenado just got called out sliding into 3rd because Suarez stepped on his hand while it was on the bag and he instinctively pulled it off. A couple weeks ago, Utley literally pushed Desmond off of first base and got the out call after replay review. What a bunch of bologna.
Christopher Brooks
Fuck you and fuck the Mariners. Get relocated to SLC.
Brayden Butler
Holy shit that sounds dirty as hell.
Almost as dirty as intentionally sliding into someone's shins with your cleats
Ian Roberts
>methinals
Zachary Long
>Ironically he mentions Chase "ugly" Utley being the dirty player he naturally is
Kek
Ian Brown
rude desu
James Butler
>Utley literally pushed Desmond off of first base and got the out call after replay review He got called out because the dumbass put his feet off the base
Watch the replay and tell me utley of all people pushed desmond who didn't even fight back
Luis Davis
its just the New York refs being buttmad about a non-coastal non-texas team winning
Bentley Lopez
Cry some more, bitch nigga.
Camden Russell
It was accidental. He didn't mean to step on Nolan's hand, but still. These reviews where the guy clearly beats the throw and then gets called out because he comes off the bag for a micro-second is BS.
Kevin Jones
Agree 100
Wyatt Garcia
ROCKIES
Sebastian Hughes
Id legitimately have felt bad for the reds if Nolan had scored more there
Jonathan Ortiz
>#STLCards Matt Adams traded to #Braves
Cameron Thomas
What did the Red Sox ace mean by this?
Camden Cruz
There's no need to be upset
Blake Robinson
Redpill me on Robert
I have been in stasis for 5 years and havent paid attention to the sox since 2012
Jose White
Embarrassing. Like wearing ass-less chaps and nothing underneath to church.
Daniel Long
Lifelong Cubs fans, everyone
Lincoln Gutierrez
Great bandwagon meme, user.
Joseph King
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Leo Gonzalez
Kill yourself
Anthony Martinez
user's right. This should not be an out. Dumb rule.
If there's anything I hate worse than a bandwagon cubs fan. It's a bandwagon sox fan.
If you weren't around for all the suffering you can kindly get the fuck out.
Ryder Young
Tyler Saladino
Benjamin Davis
>tfw the player who made that post is no longer with us
;_;
Leo Bennett
Rags
Leo Johnson
That player is Saladino
Easton Watson
That player is Sale
Adam Barnes
>there are white sox """fans""" out there who havent experienced watching the worst fucking closer blow game after game for us
I cant fucking wait to fleece the nast for Robertshit
Jordan Bell
Nope, it was Saladino.
Matthew Clark
Kek girardi brushing dirt on the player after getting ejected
Benjamin Bell
>hurr he pushed him Desmond lifted his own leg right here
Utley signaled to the dugout right after the first base umpire called safe by lifting desmond's leg and saying something
There was nothing dirty about that and I'm not even a dodger fag
Ethan King
Amazing
Nicholas Wood
Ok what the fuck, why have 2 games been postponed today and a 3rd game that has been delayed?
Is there some massive fucking hurricane that I haven't heard about?
Jaxson Jackson
It's just really rainy everywhere.
Ethan Murphy
>there will be sox fans in 2018 that never experienced latoddunn frazrochdam
Jaxson Bennett
>There was nothing dirty about that
I'm not saying it was dirty, that's not the issue here. I don't know where you're getting that from. The problem is how the replay rule is being applied. Guys shouldn't be called out when they clearly beat the throw, but super slow-mo replay shows he came of the bag for a tiny fraction of a second. It's dumb.
Ian Jones
Where's the proof for either case?
Christian Johnson
windians ;-;
Kayden Wright
windians!
Jaxson Taylor
Fucking dork got a jap dragon tatoo on his back and is growing a fu manchu stache
Jaxon Scott
WHOOPIE!
Isaiah Martin
Does this mark the beginning of the Astros fall and Rangers rise to win the AL West like so many years before?
Lincoln Bailey
Further reports indicating Robert deal is at least around 40 million dollars.
Ryder Hughes
kill me
Jaxon Hill
Astros weren't going to keep up a .700 pace and the Rangers are playing above their level
Grayson Ramirez
What's the opposite of jewsdorf?
Anthony Lewis
You hear that? It's the sound of Lastros fans nervously shaking.
Leo Collins
charityelf
Nicholas Perry
>Guys shouldn't be called out when they clearly beat the throw, but super slow-mo replay shows he came of the bag for a tiny fraction of a second. It's dumb. That is what replay is for He was out before the safe call
If that play stood who knows what the outcome could be and it should be left to that
Unless you are some diehard retard fan you shouldn't have a single problem with replay being right in this case it was
Oliver Fisher
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Liam Davis
Your daily reminder that Dave Dombrowski traded Eugenio Suarez for Alfredo Simon
Jace Clark
Real talk why are the rangers so obsessed with the Astros
Adam Parker
:)
Caleb Parker
Rangers were playing below their level though. This winstreak is them progressing to their normal selves
Hunter Davis
You're mad as shit. Get over it pussy.
Hunter Lopez
>Guys shouldn't be called out when they clearly beat the throw, but super slow-mo replay shows he came of the bag for a tiny fraction of a second. It's dumb.
>my mind when two smart to use replay corrktly
Levi Morales
Fuck it feels like old times right now.
Nathaniel Evans
JUST
Xavier Martin
>tfw first bullpen implosion of the season
Charles Stewart
your team has just been playing way way way above their level rockies will be playing sub .500 ball rest of the season
Sebastian Green
Eh, even with natural regression they're still in a division with 4 garbage teams
Michael Morales
Wrong. At worst they will play .500 the rest of the way
Jace Wilson
>Why does team A which wants to win their division care about team B which is currently leading that division
Well gee you know what friend, I don't just know. Must just be some irrational unexplainable obsession.
Matthew Allen
Brewers - Marlins wild card game gonna be lit
Jackson Rodriguez
SF Giants vs STL Cardinals #2
7:15 PM ET | 4:15 PM PT
Leo Jones
>marlins
stupid monkey......
Luke Smith
Wtf I love Girardi now
Camden White
Wrong At best they will play .500 the rest of the way
Juan Baker
>rockies will probably manage to lose this >marlins will let the dodgers sweep them without even 1 close game
Bentley Adams
>one bad outing by the bullpen >IT'S OVER, THE ROX ARE FINISHED Stop being so dramatic you faggots
Jaxson Adams
>your team has just been playing way way way above their level
They really haven't though. When you look at that roster and consider all the guys who have been struggling and/or injured, there's no reason to think what the Rockies are doing is unsustainable.
Julian Thompson
You deserve it for all the times you shittalked Kershaw.
