HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>le keanu doesn't age xDD


He looks like a day old bloated corpse with a shit beard.

Except he doesnt

Hi Keanu!

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he looks like he's had plastic surgery to make him look more Hawaiian

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What's going on in this scene?

This.

He just looks like some old Inuit.

why did he do this movie

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HugePeacefulBeardedcollie

the beard helps

>the chick looks like a young dirty blonde lexi belle

Why does he look like Arnold on the left? Is it just me?

>wanna go along with it and tell her to sit on your face
>remember there's a full camera crew beside you

>le Sup Forums edgy contrarian xDD

he looks amazing for someone in his 50s.

mediocre actor in a bad movie

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what did her panties smell like, lads?

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havent seen this and dont plan to - but why are they doing this to him? is he actually a pedo/rapist and they are agents of revenge?

2 mental girls break into his house for no reason, fuck him whilst filming it, then continue to wreck his house by smashing up his wifes sculptures. They eventually kill his friend who comes round and then they leave before Keanu's family turns up.

It's nothing happens honestly. I wanted some after credits scene where he tracks them down and beats them senseless, but no such luck.

They convince him to fuck them despite being a married man, then entrap him after revealing they're underage.

>tfw you have that same shitty gap in your facial hair

>implying their aren't tons of other good looking actors at age 50

Literally moving the goalpost you fucking faggot. the point is he looks much older

Beard-makeup isn't doing a good job at hiding his saggy botox-filled leathery skin

wew

you're not alone, brother