ITT: how i sexually harassed my babysitter

ITT: how i sexually harassed my babysitter

back in the day when i was like 4 or 5 my babysitter would take showers with me because I couldn't reach the hose or adjust the heat by myself properly. My parents both worked full-time, sometimes overseas so she would stay for a couple of days.
Whenever she was in the shower with me I would put my finger in her butt cheeks, like poking it for fun and put sometimes dive my face in between her cheeks. It obviously wasn't anything sexual it was more of a "hihihi butt hihi". She didn't mind I think, I was just being dumb. She was a 20-year-old something student but I cant remember what she looks like.

I do remember her ass being right in front of my face when she would adjust the temperature or something. She'd wash me and i would sometimes wash her legs because obviously i couldnt reach higher.

Thinking back this was pretty fucked, lol.

sounds to me like that was the day you became a man op, gg

Sounds like every man's dream unless you're a faggot. Are you a faggot OP?

i hope she would check how well you washed your balls and penis..

Lmao, good stuff. Does this experience influence you today tho?

already got me hard

I am 100% certain that this experience triggered my complete ass fetish. Sometimes when my girl is in the shower with me I go back to the exact same position and do the same shit again, gets me a rock fucking hard.

I wish man

aye, what I do remember is that I never got in trouble for doing it, I really don't think she did anything about it, maybe she even giggled with me?

Would be kind of a good story, if you weren't 4 at the time. She probably just saw you as a curious kid that didn't mean any harm. She probably she have told you not to do that though.

I remember doing that quite a few times on different occasions, if she said something there definitely wasn't any force behind it

when I was probs 3 or 4 and my sister was 5-6 i remember being under a blanket with her and she asked if I wanted to see her butt so she pulled down her pants and bent over

I def stuck my face in he cheeks and sniffed. Pretty sure she farted at one point and I now have a fart fetish and ass fetish. shit was cash....love thinking about it even though nt into incest

I agree with OP tho it didnt seem sexually charged at the time...just curious and I remember like talking to her butt like it was a different person

Nice. That was probably the last time I seen a females ass until I was 15 or something, when I buried my face between my first girlfriends ass cheeks again I was like "hell yeah I've been here before". I felt right at home I got a raging hard on. The déjà vu I had was incredible

The real question is, would you want to do that for your sister again? Maybe have her fart in your face again?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

shut the fuck up mod go home

its all I ever wanna do....but I cant get women very often and dont want to get to freaky with them right away lol.

got to do it with a qt trap once and that was fun

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

probs nt honestly. In puberty had those thoughts all the time but now its like that was just natural shit. I dont even really like my sister but its like we are family and would be awkward

ITT: user gets sexually abused by baby sitter, thinks it was his fault.

I don't see how you, a 5 year old could sexually assault a grown woman. If anything, she is the one that should have established boundaries.

But cool story bro.

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This also happened to me but to be honest with you it shaped who I am completely.

I was abit older and seeing it now it was total molestation she used to touch me and make me touch her I used to think it was a game but now that I am older and wiser I know exactly that I used to be molested.

It changed me alot through life though I wanted it more and more so I start thinking about sex at an earlier age and got me in trouble a phew times. Also now I have a fetish for straight-shota (Older women young guy).

I also am quite emotionally dead and just fuck girls cause of the release.

10/10

Do it when they're sleeping. There's nothing more exciting than sniffing their asses when they are asleep no you have to be very careful not to wake them up, this makes it even more exciting

Good to see a little bit of old Sup Forums still lurking in the shadows.

Also, same

Do you wish it wouldn't have happened? To be honest I love the thought of an older woman molesting me.

when I say I cant get women often its like never....

one day I will find the one

To be honest I wish I had a normal childhood. But to this day I sometimes still jerk off to images of her.

Why do you people sniff their asses tho? What are you expecting to smell? What if she just took a shit that day?

Post picture of girl with face blurred. We can at least see how good you scored.

Because people in 2017 - 2018 want people to think it's normal to sniff/eat asshole.

It's really not though.

It's indescribable, I love when their asses are a day old and has a little sweat built up so the odor is a little stronger. Its heaven

You are a fucking diva. I bet you also think it's gross to eat a girls pussy because they pee from there

Exactly, I never understood it. It's fucking nasty if you ask me, probably infested with parasitic worms and you're just ingesting them and later you find out you have a pack of worms living in your colon when you shit them out, or even a tapeworm.. literally eating shit particles.

Only a dick and objects are allowed in there

You damn right I'm not eating no nasty unwashed pussy. Take a shower first then we can talk. Personal hygiene is a must or you're no better than a monkey fucking another monkey.

Because it is gross, faggot. Only a a subhuman would eat a vagina. Really shows where you stand.

I'm with you man. The smell of an overly smelly pussy or an asshole is a major turn off for me. Just makes it seem like you take zero care of yourself and can't even manage to jump in the shower.

There is a camgirl that reminds me alot of her regarding her face and body. Her name is Disneydee. She was abit chubbier.

All aboard the faggot train you fucking hippie, if you are not man enough to eat day-old snatch and tongue punch a balloon knot you don't have the right to call yourself a man.
Eating ass separates the men from the boys

eating vaginas is still in the same level. Hot, moisture, smell builds up in there, pee soaks and makes it's way in some areas and stays there. Also mucus and discharge from their cycle can build up.. tell then to take a shower first, a DEEP shower before eating them out, no matter how clean you think they are.

I'm starting to think you guys have never eaten pussy before because it's literally 10/10 would do everyday

Found the 14-year-old. Get your friends and look at a shoplifted playboy in your treehouse

A sweaty is annoying.

>Eating ass separates the men from the boys
More like
>Eating ass separates the men from the niggers

You're a nasty mother fucker. Face the facts boy.

>hippie
I don't think you know what this word means

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You're literally fucking autistic. Like I said, dicks and objects should be the only things up in there.

There is nothing more boring than what you just described, you are making yourself look like an OCD hyper hygiene pussy. Expect your girl to dump your ass after the second sitting when she realizes that you're probably more wimpy than her. God people are such diva faggots

He's full force trying to reply to everyone on his own. Desperate to convince us he's not the only ass sniffer in the thread.

This just answered my previous statement, subhuman.

>5 different people tell me eating ass is nasty
>my single opinion is more supreme
>my single opinion is right
>i'm right

This is you.

> not wanting to bury your face in this
> not wanting to take people whiffs
> not wanting to drill it with your tongue

And people are wondering why men are becoming so feminine... If you don't eat ass, you never had the pleasure of having a fat set of cheeks right in front of your nose. The smell, the warmth, the feel, the texture.

You are all fucking gay under age kids but have yet to hit puberty.

>dat gif
Sauce!?!?

Is there Amber Lamps themed porn now?!??!?

Nigga nobody saying they don't like to eat pussy and have women sit on their face. We only saying take a fucking shower first. We aren't so nasty that we want to have an unwashed ass brushing against our noses while we try to keep an erection. Your love for smelly unwashed asshole is what makes you the minority here, not that you eat ass.

Maybe you should just stay away from the stinky ass whores you encounter.

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>5 different people (probably actually 2-3)
>Our opinion is better than his because more of us happen to be in this thread right now
>mmm dicks

This is you.

Well, assuming that you are all men, with functional penises, without any hormonal imbalances and a normal sex life, but dont eat ass, it is safe to assume that you are all closet homosexuals who probably peaked in kindergarten and would be better off wearing skirts and doing your make up then talking about real man things on a Scandinavian basket weaving forum.

Eating ass separates the men from the boys/pussies/whimps/faggots/teens/kids.

See

>because more of us happen to be in this thread right now

Nah, nobody else supports your opinions. We could sit here for 2 hours and nobody would come to your aid.

Unwashed pussy is godsent when you have not jacked off for two days and are dying for that sweet rotten smell that fires all your neurons in your tip. Sex is not something clean the fucking faggot, it's not supposed to be just super clean but also dirty shit, you probably watch too much porn where they get all propped up and what not. But what I think is more certain is that you are underage b& that never had sex and has a wrong image in his head.

who dat? where she from

>Me and 4 faggots walk into an imageboard
>I'm not alone in my faggot thoughts!
>We all just showered our balls & assholes smell delicious!
>Im such a straight boi
This is you.

Touchy feel Dani Daniels, yw

I'm not even that guy, friend, but ok

I'm a bit autismo. Also when I was 4 I was shown porn (images) by my older cousin, so I knew about that stuff. When I was 6 I would hang out with the girl next door to us (we were in an apartment with 2 apartments a level).

She would have been somewhere between 12 and 14.

We would draw and read together (me about dinosaurs) and she would do her homework while I did mine or stuffed around (I didn't get much homework). I think her parents were pretty rough people and didn't give her heaps of attention. From what I know of my parents talking about them, I picked up a few swear words from her parents, so I think she was a bit starved of attention.

Anyway, this one time we had a bunch of people over and being adults they were all in the loungeroom with their appetisers, talking boring stuff as parents did.

We were relegated to the dining room and attached rarely used "greeting room" or family room, which was attached to the front entry room/hall and to the dining room, which itself was attached to the loungeroom (so as you would imagine, shielded from the adults)

For some reason we had a tent set up in it, too (pop-up variety), and for some reason we were laying in it, her on her side. I can't remember what we were doing, whether we were talking, drawing, or reading (I think she may have been reading, but I don't know what I was doing), but I decided I wanted to see and "kiss" her boobs (but also see more of her in general), so somehow I ended up under her shirt. I don't know what I hoped to achieve seeing them, considering my head wouldn't have fit in her shirt her up, but I was an autismo 5 year old, faggots, not a genius.

So, I think I just shifted down, lifted her shirt away from her and shifted back up with my head under. She asked what I was doing, and I said something like "I dunno", stopped for a bit, then continued wriggling my way up. My head touched her breasts, and I was like fuck yeah. But I want more.

So she obviously realises that I'm trying to get to get tits, and so she pushed me down, and you can tell from someone's facial expression even at 5 when you've been found out, and the fact she pushed me out = I've been found out, so I'm like fuck am I gonna get in trouble.

No, motherfuckers, I'm not. She looks at me, looks out of the tent, guides me out, turns the tent, guides me back in and pulls her top up. I tell you hwhat, Christmas came early for 6 year old me, but all I can do is look. Like holy fuck, I'm seeing titties. So I crawl closer, and I'm pressing my face against her tits and "kissing" (sucking) her nipples, and that's all I remember. No idea what happened after. Pretty sure we got spooked because someone got up to go to the kitchen (heard kitchen door). Never happened again, because we moved shortly after (unrelated, parents bought a house).

This was all over in another country in an English speaking area.

good boy, you did nothing wrong

This

I was 5, and thought it was fucking hilarious to goose people (shoving my fingers up someone's ass), and my 18 year old nanny got tired of it really fast.

One day we went the pool during the summer, and I decided to strike when I thought she wasn't paying attention, she of course was paying attention, and dodged, but in the process, my finger accidentally hooked onto her bikini bottom, and I ripped them, so she started chasing me around the pool with her pussy showing to everyone there.

When we got home they were torn beyond repair, so she thew them out, and I retrieved them from trash. Found them in my dresser years later, and jerked off into them. I think this is why I have a huge fetish of ripping girl's clothes

Yea... You know who else eats ass? Actual fucking faggots! I all down for eating out a chick when ever but I am good on having actual shit in my mouth, wierdo.

OP is always a faggot, user.

When I was a little kid my babysitter routinely washed my penis and was very thorough about it. She carried on doing it until I was about 8. She's only about 10 years older than me and I never forgot about it.

What makes this a bit messed up is a few years back I fucked her. I was in my mid 20s at the time. We went back to my place and she suggested we take a shower before we did anything else. She grabbed my dick and started soaping it up. All the memories flooded back and I was rock hard in seconds. Afterwards I banged her like I've done with no one before and cum harder than any other time.

The real fucked up thought was that thought I was fulfilling a lifelong fantasy when really it was probably the other way around.

I was around 13, and my parents were out of town a lot because of work. They decided I was too young to stay home alone. Had a shit babysitter, who was nice in front of my parents, but treated me horrible. She would force me to go to bed at like 6 every night, or confine me to one room for the entire day, and then would threaten punish me if I questioned her at all. Smoking hot though, huge tits, nice ass.

One night I heard noises, so I decided to investigate, opened up the door to my parents room to she her blind folded, stripped completely nude, tied to the bed, with a vibrator tapped to her clit. She hears the door, and moans out "come hear big boy, I need you inside me."

I hesitate, and then she starts begging me, I get rock hard from her words. So I pull down my pants and do as she says, her pussy is so fucking wet from the vibrator, that I just slip in, she starts to flip the fuck out, curses, and struggles to remove herself , but can't because of the restraints, finally is able to get my dick out, right as I cum all over her.

Turns out that she was a really horny slut, and used my house as a way for her to hard core fuck dudes, without her parent's knowing. So when she heard the door open she assumed that it was the guy she was fucking that night, and knew immediately because of the size of my 13 year old dick that is was me and not her fuck buddy.

Fuck buddy eventually comes back to the room, and thinks it's fucking hilarious. Babysitter does not, and beats the shit out of me. Long story short, she gets fired, I lose my virginity, and she has to live with the fact that my huge load of cum covered her