Share your secrets, anons

Share your secrets, anons.

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I look at naked girls online.

i still play minecraft

I cum inside jars and I keep them in my room.

Pic is one of my recent jars.

I'm only staying in this relationship because someone better hasn't come along yet

how many jars do you have?

I have 4 more

yup... me too

I took a deaf girl's virginity recently

What's better in your eyes user ?

I've been on vacation with my fiance for almost a week now. But have snuck out of the hotel 4 different times to fuck other people. 3 girls 1 guy so far. All from craigslist.

Smelled a 10 year old's socks and panties
Best I have ever smelled tbh

I let my dog lick my dick, balls and ass while wanking when I 13, and also lick his doggy dick. Now I'm into beastiality...

I miss my ex

i stole a severed hand from the scene of a bad car crash

Me too. I am heart broken atm and totally overwhelmed by feelings

I wear women’s clothes under my military uniform

Hi again everyone.

I've been blackmailed into sending nudes before and had them posted online without my consent multiple times. I actually kind of liked the whole experience (except for my pictures being posted) and kind of hate myself for it.

Bullshit

is your name also Yoshikage Kira?

Fucked a horse when I was younger, twice. Wish to do it again.

Only in this relationship for his big cock

fuck outta here with that anime shit

i've sucked dick that smells awful only because i really like the guy and i'm too afraid of telling them

That's my fetish, smelly dick n ass

I enjoy roblox un-ironically

kiss him after you suck him and he will realize how bad his dick smells.

What reason is there for missing your ex?

This one? I liked your story if it was.

before the internet was all over the place, and before DVD's were all over too, I used to import hard core porn VIdeo cassettes from a company in Europe and sell it in local pubs

I DO but they don't seem to realize ):

tell him to wash his dick or you won't suck it any more

Damn she pretty

Me and a really good friend of mine got really so him and I got really horney and started sucking eachother off

I meant to say him and I got really drunk

M/F?

I'm a shit slut

rofl post them

bump

Good for you. The rest of a relationship is usually crap anyway.

Damn, I always wash. Otherwise its inconsiderate

Yeah I love my daughters so yummy

Post jars

sometimes i touch my ding dong and when i rub it yogurt comes out

I look at Sup Forums

I slept for two days and when i woke up i was in a strange home. When i got downstairs a co worker was holding a baby they said was ours. Turns out I lost my memories of the last 7 years. Ive seen 3 doctors and none of them know what caused me to lose my memories.

I hate niggers and cant really do anything about it... yet I undermine them every chance I get:

>Everytime I get one on the phone I antagonize them, get their name, then report them to Management for shit-tier service regardless of the sevice level attempted.

>Casually move away from them in public for no reason... they DO notice... but can't say shit... but the subtle psychological damage is done.

>Everytime I go through a drive thru I make note of their first name then go to the website on the receipt and report their shit-tier service... regardless of the sevice level attempted.

>Any chance I get to be ahead of them in any line I purposely go slow, ask questions, engage the poor cashier in retarded chit chat and challenge pricing causing delays and basically making them ape out.

>Give death stares to any white bitch with Nigger half breeds, then laugh/snicker and shake my head walking away.
They never say a word... just stare in shame as I walk away as they now know I'm right and they're fucked for life.

>Whisper or casually tell horribly racist and soul killing shit to any nig nog kids that dont know me and are out unattended... as most are...

>gently encourage all my young relatives to be racist through soft jokes and factual statements... never been challenged.

>anonymously sabotage any shitstained coworkers... office is almost pure white now.
Never been better.

>Post on Sup Forums encouraging others to do the same

Nah. I'm secure enough in myself, thanks.

You should try it.

>my friends sister tries to hit on me almost all the time
>I kinda think she’s cute

Shit, is everything else in your life still familiar? Are you worried your in a film?

Damn,I am sorry.
Do you have nothing better to do?

Isn't this everyone, all the time?

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I was 16 in high school and when i woke up i was 23 married and had a 1 year old baby. Its been difficult especially on my spouse. They cry because i dont remember anything from our relationship.

You should make a thread about this. Never heard anything like it.

What does your 16yr old mind think of the spouse you ended up with?

where u from shit slut?

I lost my virginity when I was 14 with my middle-aged English teacher. She used to keep me behind for extra tuition and sometimes gave me a ride home.
One day, we pulled up somewhere secluded and smoked cigarettes. She put her hand on my leg and slid up until she had hold of my dick. We kissed, she let me suck her tits then asked me if I'd like to fuck her. I lasted about 2 minutes and came inside her. Afterwards she drove me home and made me promise to never tell anyone.

Nowadays it would be rape and the kid would narc on her but I loved it and never told anyone until now.

i just got out of a relantioship with a woman who was 6 years older than me, she is 40yo, for a hot 24 yl,coworker..i did not loved her, nor she loved me (i think)...but the sex with her was best sex i ever had with a woman, i`ve had sex with around 20 women all my life..

Sometimes I timestamp my tits to prove an OP is a girl when it's obviously a guy larping.

>never heard anything like it
amnesia, tard

I dont want to. I just wanted to get it out. I dont want to talk to my spouse about it because they seem to be having a hard time with this
They work full time so i can stay home with the baby and they are pretty attractive. We live in the suburbs so im impressed. its nice

I said I was going to have two pieces of toast, but then I had a third piece.

My life is too boring to include secrets.
Feels bad man.
Am I missing out?

Last night i fapped in bed with my girlfriend sound asleep next to me.

I was fapping to some pics on my phone... some nude pics of her daughters

Very nice of you.

Do you do it by pure kindness or because you enjoy the attention and the thought of some guys maybe fapping to your tits?

Share them with us.
Or are they underage?

I secretly got myself a prescription to talk to a Psychologist. Not because I need it, but because I get incredibly bored talking to my friends because they're fucking immature and have an IQ 20 points lower than mine and I think they're fucking dumb. I do it only to have someone intelligent to talk to.

She's 18. Her sister is 14, pics taken with the same setup

Nice teets.

not really

nice beard

It's partly helping a Sup Forumsro out, but mostly curious to see what the OP does next.

What a faggot

nice trips, fag
You're obviously not that smart if you think you need to pay for a smart persons time.

Imagine my boner the first time i saw the footage. And her sister's are almost as big, even though she's slimmer

That's fun, i like the idea. You do that often?

I really want to go volunteer at a senior home because I know those older ladies crave dick but I'm too shy to go

I'm not paying, my country has free healthcare, which includes care for psychological problems.

Not very often or it wouldn't be fun or believable. Also half of them abandon thread not knowing how to proceed which is too bad.

My friend is being cheated on and I can't tell her because the guys cheating has shit on me, I'm almost tempted to get someone on here to tell her.

That's too bad. What do you do when some user asks for more?

I don't want to derail the thread into a request thread, so I don't usually follow up. Sometimes the OP has some pics to go with his thread, just not timestamped.

I killed a girl. With my truck. I coulda stopped but I just get so sick of these fucking people cutting me off so I didn't even touch the brakes. I don't even think she saw me. She was 17 and just got her license 3 days before.
Oh well. They ruled it was her fault

I want a slave. Some girl i could order anything at anytime.

Especially if it was fully anonymous, by example a girl i'd knew nothing about, but i could ask whenever i want to send some pics, wearing what i want, doing what i want.

Do it

More details?

ive been crushing on a boy / friend for 4 years and cant find any courage to say something because im a bitch

That is hot. Are you near northeast ohio?

You a girl or a boy?

the latter
>inb4 faggot

I want to suck my first dick, preferably with my GF

Is he gay? if he is not move on. If he likes the cock, start sucking user.

I have days even weeks where I have no emotions. . .

he is, but did you miss the part where im a bitch?

I hate niggers. But they love me!

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My secret is that I'm too paranoid to write secrets in these threads

You pretty much shouldn't post anything personal on Sup Forums that you want going to the grave with you. Everything posted here is monitored and analyzed and I'm 100% certain they create anonymous profiles for users tracking their posts so they can sell it to marketing teams. All it takes is a single piece of personal information to link you to that profile, and a single person who wants to take advantage.

Imagine for two seconds what would happen if all of the traps, racists, violent minded people, rapists, etc were exposed. That is an inevitability in my mind. There needs to be posts at the top of every one of these "secrets" threads just like mine.

Well stop being a little bitch and suck his cock like a good fag. What's the worst that will happen? he says no? so what, fuck him off and then find someone who will. We are born and then we die. What you do in between is up to you... SO JUST DO IT!

Excellent reminder. Ty user.

My GF made me suck on our bulls dick a few weeks ago. I didn't actually want it but she was truly persistent with the idea. It's weird, makes you feel so dominated

I would be open to it. Like, i think I would be kinda against it right until it was in my mouth