W/ Westworld General Thread

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first for Delirious has tiny boobs

Who has the best titties?
Dolores, cute whore or black whore?

well, I made the other one, but just let it sink I guess.

Logan

then, wait. he plays the game so much that he becomes bored of it? then his friend who doesn't give a fuck about the actual game play would be the architect?

I'm taking a dump and on my phone RN. Will post pasta later, lads.

armistice waking up was in the promo for the next episode, not a spoiler.

and you already knew the kid was a robot, what the fuck do you care if he's old or not?
there's literally no spoilers.

None of them has even slightly decent tats.

promos are spoilers. That's what I'm complaining about. Why would I want to know what happens the next episode

When is the new ep out tomorrow?

ok so what happens, she wakes up, and?
what did they ruin for you?
seriously, stop complaining you massive faggot.

yes

WATCH IT BARKEEPER!

Cute whore for sure.

Black whore's tits are too weird looking.

Clitoris's tits are cute but not enough to best CW

>That's a 2/10 where we're going
What did he mean by that?

the fact that she wakes up

the suspense and excitement at the beginning of that scene is lessened

Theory time but it seems too obvious to be fake so I'll spoiler

Man in black wants to reach the end of the maze because the end of the maze is immortality. Your consciousness gets uploaded into a mechanical replica of your own body. It's just all a 'fountain of youth' meta quest set up by Arnold

he's into ugly girls or unconventional bueaties

>muh robot
>muh consciousness

Literally baby's first scifi and scientifically impossible. There have been so many previous movies about this subject and become less creative as it goes. This show did absolutely nothing to add on top of it, which results in a boring pile of shit. You could put everything plot related material into a 10 mins short video, yet this shit spams into 10 eps and more than 12 hrs of steaming horse feces. Pretentiously vague dialogue provides nothing to the no-brainer plot but just adding runtime, and most of the acting or cgi scenes looks fake and amateur. Even the nude shootings are unsatisfied and unfappable. Bravo, HBO.

Also, lets see those fucking retarded casts:
>female robot protagonist is a flat chest flat ass manface whose most curved part of her body is her giant fucking jaw
>male lead is a pedo looking hobo c-listed nobody who couldn't even be cast in a homemade porno
>black dressing edgylord acting edgy just to grab those 15 yrs old audiences
>evil head of plot is renown oscar winner who does nothing but acting like a parkinson patient and saying shit to advance the plot
>two hookers one ugly gorilla in her 50s and the other horseface arab who makes Huma Abedin like a 10/10
>technology negro who wears glasses but never use those fucking lens to look at people or stuffs and just to make show look diverse
>potty mouth womanlet lesbo with bedroom eyes who adds nothing to plot but just there to swear and grab those dyke and faggot audiences
>mid-aged soccer mom who can't hide 57 wrinkles on her face with those heavy makeup and couldn't stop putting cylinder shaped object into her mouth
>the rest of cast are interchangeable and irrelevant to the plot anyway

This is a shitty show, and anyone who likes or even enjoys it doesn't has an aesthetic standard of a normal human being. Even a pleb fresh outta reddit, just like 85% of this board, should feel their low intelligence has been seriously insulted after watching 5 min of this shit.

>too obvious

no, it's just a way to free the robots, that's all.

What if Dolores reaches for it? Does she finally become a real human bean and have a working womb for William to use?

What if you fucked a robot in Westworld, but then later found out that it WASN'T a robot. It was a human and now she's pregnant.

Seems like it could easily happen with two people looking to bang.

he doesn't know what the fi stands for in scifi

"I'm as stupid as I'm blind."

Look at the bumps on her face

Particularly above the right eyebrow and between her eyes.
Her makeup isn't done neatly and her eyebrows aren't trimmed.

Not to mention her face is too triangular.

Thank god this pic wasn't in HD or I might have gotten sick.

I wonder if this is the same guy trying to push this copy pasta or if some retards actually have picked it up

>a working womb for William to use
>implying he wants to fuck her after she betrays him and forgets their time together
William IS the man in black. Mulva never reaches the end of the maze

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fucking CALLED IT

He meant that she would be 2/10ths the size where they are going. Because of the shrink rays.

to be honest.. drumpf looks like he staged this
I've been a lifelong drumpf supporter ever since he went down those escalators, but he's looking desperate and doing whatever he can to gain attention. Very narcissistic. He lost me.

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I'm sure besides the scalping, he has raped Dolores many times before. No matter how much of a edgelord he became in 30 years, MIB still has a soft spot for her. Just look when he apologized to her in ep 1.

Pols leaking again.

Now wonder there was so much shit posting about the BBC scene.

Top kek

I knew people would get pissed about that

No one seemed to care when they made Hodor's schlong look huge but the second they toss a prosthetic dick on a black guy it becomes a big issue

He should say 1:5 then. He must know autists are the shows primary audience.

to be fair HBO was ful on trying to purport the whole black BBC stereotype.

White racist guys dont like it because it implies they are inferior to black cock, its a bullshit sweeping generalization that unfairly affects societies perception of white men

which is amazingly ironic when those same racist whtie guys go and make sweeping generalizations that unfairly represent minorities.

AYYY LMAO

Alright shrinkfags riddle me this.

When Ford is landscaping the area for the park that contains his new narrative why is there construction equipment?

Why would they shrink machinery and dig it that way when they could move 100x the amount of dirt in a fraction of the time with a spoon?

i still don't get why people would pay $40K a day to go camping with cowboy clothes. no showers, no amenities, horrible food etc. so what if you could shoot and bang robots? rich people don't like to pay to be uncomfortable

unshrunken objects can't penetrate the waveshields

>> 76035622

Not really. The story isn't without issues. That's true. But it's way better than almost every video game narrative out there.


> in b4 muhhhh pokemon, muhhh zelda, muhhh nintendo.

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literally just watched that episode. from how im seeing it, she was inside the 'park' already, he could have shown her anything he wanted

>Cuckworld

LMAO @ U FAGGOTS

>which is amazingly ironic
I mean I suppose it is if you view everyone as a strawman.

Most actual racists don't care about the BBC meme. It just does more damage to blacks than whites.

My black friends fucking hate the trope. You think it's be fun to have people assume you've got a big dick but the fact of the matter is they have a really hard time getting girls (because girls simply don't want to date black guys) and the girls they DO manage to get always expect them to have monster dongs and are slightly disappointed when they see average dicks

>liking this man faced tranny

fucking backlinks.

more like westwu amirite

Nadine Jansen bot when? Seriously, Westworld would be retarded to leave some enormous tits with amazing areolae out. Or how about some Asian host characters?

The shrink field covering the park wouldn't let a full-sized spoon in, it'd be shrunk before it hit the ground

Why not native Americans with huge honkers grateful you saved her baby after her brave was killed in battle

Do we have to start a wikia for all the idiots here to avoid explaining it every thread?

>the girls they DO manage to get always expect them to have monster dongs and are slightly disappointed when they see average dicks
This so fucking much.

I bet it's great if youre goddamn Barbados Slim and youre rocking an 11in beast but for the rest of us it fucking sucks.

>get flirty with a latino girl
>get her back to your place
>I've never been with a black guy before
>get down to business
>that look of disappointment
Fucking size queen black fetishist sluts

the hotel has hot baths

and the restaurant is supposed to have amazing food from all sorts of cuisines

you only have to go camping if you want to

Oh god yes. It'd be like Little Big Man and you're Dustin Hoffman, but you manage to save your new squaw waifu and she's got some banging dark skinned H-cup, H for heathen. That'd be way better than fucking some skank hooker.

I'm going to laugh so hard when shrinkydinks get BTFO

Squawbots when?

LOGAN IS MIB
PROVE ME WRONG

>inb4 you are autistic
Yes.

5 episodes in and it still hasn't happened yet bucko
Shrink theory is the strongest theory so far 2bh

cant prove you wrong, but you cant prove yourself right

Logan has brown eyes

MiB has blue eyes

Will has blue eyes

You can still find the true path, brother.

Imagine being Native American and getting to go to WW to right a few wrongs and plow a number of native ladies

People with micropenises have shrinking fantasies just leave them alone

fug

Yeah, but you know you'd stop the saloon and just get drunk. Very sad.

No one said the Indians were Navajo

Something is really making it hard to suspend my disbelief in this show

Why do all the women have such small boobs? Do they really expect me to believe that someone made a theme park where you can fuck robots and only filled it with pettankos?

If this was real there'd be bots walking around with comically enormous breasts begging the male guests to titfuck them

WILL IS MIB
PROVE ME WRONG

protip: you can't

and there's like only one Teddy roaming the streets who barely ever seems to get waylaid for servicing

Well, where is Westworld supposed to be? We have Spanish mission towns and Mexicans all over, talks of going south of the border, so I assume it's supposed to be New Mexico or Arizona, obviously when it was still territory. If this were more like Deadwood, we'd be dealing with Sioux.

pic related, the shrinkposters ITT

What the hell does 1:1 mean?

Most racist do care, it triggers them you can see the evidence of it in post on Sup Forums and Sup Forums(however dubious that evidence is)

I do agree it damages blacks more than whites though.

Arizona was territory until the 1920s.

Also, how many nations had kachinas?

AFAIK it refers to all the timelinefags, shrink deniers, MiB=X posters, etc, pretty much the cancer killing /wwg/

>I have never looked at a map or built a model aircraft

Not if you actually have a BBC

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> scientifically impossible
Found the retard. What is conscience, oh all knowing master? Explain to us why a computer cannot develop one and win a Nobel Prize.

That the size of the park is the same scale as the real world.

Some people believe guests and hosts are shrunk down to a very tiny scale so the massive park is only the size of a modest room instead of needing to block off tens of thousands of acres somewhere in the US to have a giant theme park.

People like to shitpost but logistically it makes the most sense that some space fuckery is going on. Either pocket dimensions, folded space time, or yes a shrink ray.

There's no logistical way for the WestWorld park to exist naturally at a 1:1 scale because it's simply too large.

Shrink rays...

ARE YOU PEOPLE SERIOUS?!?!

The theory of shrink rays is single handedly ruining this fandom. I can't believe I share a forum with fucking dumbasses who actually believe that guests are SOMEHOW MAGICALLY SHRUNK DOWN BEFORE ENTERING THE PARK. HOW RETARDED ARE YOU?!?! Do you WANT this fandom to die? Is that it? Do you want the producers to look upon their shows followers, see the ABSOLUTELY ASININE theories they have come up with, and just shut the show down in shame? BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IF YOU KEEP SPREADING THE STUPID THEORY OF A SHRINK RAY AROUND THE FANDOM! Westworld is an INTELLIGENT, WELL WRITTEN MASTERPIECE and it's UTTER GENIOUS is lost upon fools like you. You don't even deserve to watch the show. In fact, I bet only filthy pirates are dumb enough to actually believe in magical gumdrop shrink rays that have NO BASIS in the series. Well I am not going to stand by idly while YOU FREAKS RUIN THE SERIES! I am PERSONALLY writing a letter to the heads of HBO, explaining in detail why the TRUE FANDOM of Westworld doesn't believe in shrink rays and why you LOSERS deserve to be ridiculed in the script itself. Maybe they will even have the Man in Black tell a joke like "You think I'm stupid enough to believe in shrink rays?" Maybe that would SHUT YOUR MOUTHS ONCE AND FOR ALL. But knowing you people, you are too FUCKING stupid and retarded and dumb to PICK UP A FUCKING HINT and respond with your typical asinine "But what did he mean by this?" bullshit. FUCK YOU. Your are THE WORST CANCER OF ANY FANDOM EVER! I honestly cannot fathom WHY you people believe in shrink rays. Maybe growing up, when your crackhead mother needed more money for crack, she would suck old men's cocks for cash, and when they beat her afterwards all you could think of to calm yourself and drown out the sound of your mother's beatings was SHRINK FUCKING RAYS. I would pity you if you weren't so PAINFULLY FUCKING IGNORANT. Just fucking die.

Ok so someone give me tl:dr of this show. i've only seen once episode.

what I get is that someone made incomplete ai and humanoid robots. So they decided to open a theme park where people can play cowboys and indians. though most of the park visitors just end up being rapists and murderers.

the lesbian robot with the lever rifle is cute though.

love this pasta

According to the website, Westworld is like 225 sq miles in total, the circled area in red is like 81 sq miles. That's not so ridiculously huge if they maybe terraformed the Sahara or bought land out in the true middle of fucking nowhere.

The Tumblr tone is too on the nose for me. A good pasta reads like it was a genuine post at some point.

They would have to travel a fucking huge trait of land to get the broken robots and bring them back repaired the day after.

>Either pocket dimensions, folded space time, or yes a shrink ray.

Yet so many ignore my pocket universe theory even though JJ Abrams has parallel universes in Fringe

Underground support tunnels making use of hyperloop travel, with support shafts/elevators all over the place. 1973 Westworld did that with just a network of underground tunnels and golf cars.

Wouldn't they have to do that any way?

According to normal sized objects cant enter the park so they cant use a pair of tweezers to pluck all the busted robots out or anything

bernard is arnold that is all dumb shits

>225 sq miles
If circular, thats 17 miles in diameter. A horsebot gets you anywhere in it in ~2 hours. Seems undersized.

>it's a 'saudi prince visits westworld' episode

Basically. The interactive map on the website also shows the town locations. Pariah is about as far from Las Mudas as that town is from Sweetwater. They're basically just a few km from each other.

"Arnold said he was tired of 'shoveling in the fucking mesas' before he died, Ms Cullen. I told him Rome wasn't built in a day and to shovel that rock faster if he didn't want a taste of my nigger whip."

What did Ford mean by this

>basically just a few km from each other

>pay $40k/day
>expect wide open spaces
>lolno it's a fucking suburb

But would you really want to spend a bunch of time merely traveling around the park? I could see it being interesting for first-timers, but wouldn't be good for repeat business. Also the minimum say is 3 weeks or something like that so it would just be tedious after a while even for a first timer.

> everyone is like me

Autism

My face when timeline theory gets confirmed tomorrow with Dolores talking with MiB but Will nowhere to be seen, more Will and Lawrence dynamics and pre-cuckening Teddy.