Chicago White Sox @ Seattle Mariners - Game Thread

10:10PM ET, 7:10PM PT
Pelfrey vs Gallardo

Lineups

>been waiting all day for the white sox to play
>it's a pelfrey start

Q starts are the only games worth watching for this crap team. Rodon please come back

Holy. Fuck. Good god mike

HAHAHA oh wow

At least the offense is getting in gear.

Rodon is part Cuban also, need more Cubans
>inb4 Hahn signs Hosmer for gorillions

What are we drinking?

It's all Freeman's fault.

avihits
damn, what's going on here

AVIHITS

If you want to win, you better score another 6 runs
I don't trust pelfrey past the 4th

I'm going to pour a glass boot full of Guinness in a few mins

Haven't you ever seen false hope?

todd is nothing but a meme these days

Does getting caught at second still count as a single for OBP/SLG?

no

we won't even be able to trade him for a bag of baseballs

yes

BA is even more of a meme than I thought.

i bought into the copper river salmon meme and its delicious

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Because he's a bad baserunner or didn't properly scout Dyson's arm?

Salmon is my favorite food and the food of gods. I could eat it everyday.

GAMEL THE HIT CAMEL

who is announcing with hawk tonight? Where is steve?

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>who is wimpy
why

MARINERS!
even with 8 pitchers on the dl gallardo still shouldnt be on the team desu

salmon is great but nothin beats a good steak.

i was just scrolling up the thread to see if you were here
no debate

steak is overrated

WHY DO YOU CONSTANTLY POST THIS STUFF?

little late but im here
dont know why im bothering to watch a gallardo start though

you must have not had a well cooked one

>only 15 minutes until the end of samurai kino

Basically have hit into 3 DPs so far

wew lad

i assume you mean one prepared well and not literally well done
i enjoy steak occasionally but its never something i really crave

not the best choice of words. i go to a steak house once a month to keep the craving up. to much and its not as good ya know

>AVIBOMBS

based Avi

holy avihits

Angles lost

what does avihits mean?

all aboard the avi rape train

We used to call Avisail Garcia "Avishit" because he was terrible. Now all of a sudden he's good this season so that became "Avihits"

happy baby

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melky makes another routine play look difficult, at least he caught this one

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Well. At least it looks like there's beautiful weather in Seattle.

>take gallardo OUT

atleast this will finally force the mariners to release gallardo
right?

this guy shouldn't be pitching, even in the minor's
he shouldn't even be teach children ;_;

RUNS

it is a very nice day on the west side of the Rocky's -_-

Way to ruin my Saturday

RUNS FOR THE FUCKING RUNS GOD

>tfw power went out last night

it was just my luck

OK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOU GOTTA FIRE HIM

DO OT FUCK AROUND SERVAIS

you would think so

AVIRBIS

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>avihits

>captcha related

interesting

watch as pelfrey doesnt get the win

melky making a routine catch look very difficult yet again

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i really, really wish we had started overton ;_;

Why not?
The Sox released Danks when he could no longer pitch.

>check game after playing jubeats until fingers falling off
>10-0 with avi 3 for 3 with 6 rbi

this may not have been my best idea

down it all

now

>m'otter

the m's have just been awful

>fucking with Das Boot

Yea Guinness from a can isn't worth it

god dammit, the bubble is no fucking joke

doing a load of laundry now

can is better than bottle, but I agree, on tap is leagues above both

This team makes any pitcher look like fucking Cy Young

haven't you ever seen Beerfest?

>hawk: "right now I actually think the best team in baseball is the Cubs"

the bubble came much earlier than I expected based on Beerfest

>wasting two cans of Guinness

I've seen it a few times

Plenty more where those came from. That said, I only lost an ounce or two, but dark beer on a white t-shirt isn't a good look

I just want to let you know this is the first time Pelfrey has made it through 5 innings this year
He entered the game with an era of 5.70
I want you to think about this

did they ever make Weedfest?

>Super Troopers 2 coming out soon

they did not

looking forward to ST2 though

mariners kill

Can pelf actually get through 6?

Avi takes another horrible route on a weakly hit liner that goes to the wall.

a successful ST2 can only lead to
>more money
>another movie

I've figured out the drinking method for das boot. This thing would be pretty impossible to chug though

oops

well you have to Train first

How do you think Quintana is reacting to all these runs? kek

fuck acen management. Can't schedule and do logistics worth a fuck.

He's used to it.

I wonder if he'll be happy in Houston.

Avi is a fucking machine tonight