ass thread
Ass thread
Michael Reed
Andrew Scott
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Lincoln Barnes
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
Cooper Williams
the fuck
Wyatt Jackson
no pls
Levi Johnson
Thoughts?
Elijah Gomez
stop it I was abused as a child and you're giving me an involuntary erection
Ethan Morales
i'll only post oc if it's wanted
Christian Foster
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Liam Price
moar
Ian Lee
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Ian Brooks
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Sebastian Scott
only one contribooting
Hudson Rogers
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Brayden Scott
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Charles Campbell
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Noah Hughes
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John Perez
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Thomas Parker
Here's the thing. I'm not going to read that.
On the contrary, you have spent a considerable amount of time writing it.
There's a point where you have to realize that, although you're writing this shit as a joke, you ARE still writing it. You ARE still spending time on it.
It's like saying the word "woke" ironically, so as to ridicule the word. But at some point, It stops being ironic. At some point you realize: you're still saying the word. You ARE that asshole.
Brody Cox
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Benjamin Stewart
what a shit thread
Hunter Adams
It's a copy pasta babe