Alright Sup Forums The rules are simple

Alright Sup Forums The rules are simple.
You can choose from among 3 teams
The Reds, Yellows, and Blues
Each team gets one action per turn.
That action is determined by the first dubs get for that team.

Dubs get a simple action
Trips over rules dubs
Quads or greater gets an advanced action.

Please keep in mind that I have artistic limitations and will often make decisions on a case by case basis

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yellow build factory

Red. Nuke island.

I would constitute both of these as advanced actions... Your fucking tribals

aww gg

Okay then.
Red. Build temple to worship supreme goddess.
Tribals can do that shit.

yellow dig hole

blue
build boats and trasnport all population to main land on map

re roll

Red Nuke island

re rolling

yellow nuke islnd

what did i start

re rolling again

Blue Become Faggots Little do people know Faggots can live underwater now

Reroll

re rollingu

rollerering

Red invent Internet

rerrerwantingardubsroldling

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yellwo nuke ilnd

reroll

yellow do a heelflip

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Red an hero on island poisoning the fresh water sources

Red infest yellow with niggers

going to all or nothing.
destroy whole world with hydrogen bomb

rolling yeah!

Gay niggers are scum

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aww ggpw

Blue drinks nothing but salt water

OP here. The reds have their temple. Waiting on valid actions for yellow and blue

Yellow. Hunt dogs for food.

Blues. Develop entirely musical language.

you already got blue

cunt i have destroyed the whole world

Oop. Blues can swim now I guess

"valid actions" cunt

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Yellow are a bunch of immature pricks and pride themselve's on making statues of walrus dicks so historians from years later will be utterly confused

reroll

OP here again, just waiting on those yellow pricks

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Reds build giant sex swing

rolllllllllllllerino here's the dubino's hopefully

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I apologize but the reds wasted their turn on a fookin temple

yellow build temple to worship supreme anti-goddess

Secret green faction excavates cock-shaped hole in middle of island

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reroll

Yellow builds respectable tactical onion farm

Shut the fuck up nigger faggot

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yellow colonize mainland and reproduce like rabbits

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rr

team blue build a bridge to the mainland out of a sand+shit mixture

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The Reds have built their temple
The Blues now have faggot swimming powers
The Yellows are lazy pieces of shit

Yellow puts islamic propaganda in bottles and floats it towards reds

yellow build temple to worship nuke

hey look dubs for yellow's action

Blue team men craft boats. Women craft Spears and shields

OP, see. They actually made it.

REROLL

Red. Develop amazon-style warrioresses.

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The fuck you want me to do? They have no more dogs? Ill add more pop in the next update.

Yellow uses food to get fat and float towards main island

Blue. Become awesome at cooking seafood.

Blues spy on bastard reds, prepare an assault

yellow shit into bottle and float it towards red

yellow sacrifice middle boi to gain the blood god's favour

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Reroll

They eat meat, they're good at hunting, they don't domesticate dogs.

yellow actually died a long time ago they're plastic cutouts but no one really knows

reroll

Yellow trains snapping turtles for fighting and crossing open water

The turtles are named after famous black artists

Blue set up fishing camp at coast of main island, close as possible to original small island

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ohhhh yeeeeaaaahhhhh

We got a fucking winner

fuck off ive wasted two dubs

Yellow call in our greatest ally for Naval Support.

Red Builds a fake nuke to scare everyone

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roll

reroll

and keep the men in the kitchen.

Blue winrar

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollrerol

Goddess gives reds boat, and they sail to island

sweet

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lasstroll then im ditching this idea