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ebin

MOOORRRAAA!!

Practice online, it'll help you realise that (good) women are mostly the same as guys.

Dogmom

can I get an uhhhhh.... sexually aggressive wolf girls thread

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MELLOW OUT!!
...i'm here...

I guess I havent found my unicorn yet :(, Im not that lonely that ill get on a dating site man

Closest I have.

Nah, I don't go to Reddit.

Howdy, Mellow. I never get tired of seeing that thicc Renamon, god I love Sligar's art.

moar lap dogs

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Like dis?

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Don't mistake your "friends" for real friends. If they treat everyone the way they treat you, you're probably irrelevant. Anyone could take your spot.
>remember this

>I don't mind >company< of animals.
>What I mind is people that want to fuck said animals.
>Whatever reasoning you may have for that, it's still degeneracy, and trait I would consider subhuman.

You can judge all you want, but in the end you are far more likely than me to end up working 60 hours a week to live in a crappy studio apartment in the ghetto after an open-and-shut alimony case.

Meanwhile I'll be getting high as a kite in my house having party orgies with my 4 dogs then watch netflix on our ultra hd massive 50 inch screen as we later go to the park in our new mercedes that smells like wet dog. Nothing in life would make me happier.

Good luck with your normie bullshit though. I'm sure that'll make you happy.

>Can you also help me with my mental inability to talk to women? I mean i'm a nice guy.. It just goes wrong all the time.

Well just recognize they are just people with different social pressures and therefore psychology. They're just "men" if men were told to be absolute whores their entire life, if that makes sense.

You might want to look for an oddball who doesn't have many friends or find much in common with our modern day MTV "disobey daddy at all costs" culture.

Thanks for proving my point.

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huh

you know what? I do too
I love it when I see dedication in a man's work
you got this sassy delphox ghetto butt naked in a realistically fuck awesome background! she's ready to fuck shit and fuck shit up!

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nigga should male more couple scenes tho

Last post for me then Imma lurk and steal

Just pointing out that if you think you have friends you probably don't. Just read the post why don't you.

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I try to not think about the ghetto part, I've lived in the real ghetto my whole life and it's not fun at all, but god damn those thicc bodies are sexy as hell. I'll admit, some black women have some damn fine bodies, and I love huge asses and thicc thighs, but I can't see myself ever fucking one unless she looked and acted more "white". Ghetto is a huge turn off for me.

All of my friends are 100% business related and can turn on me in a second if money runs out.

My only true trustworthy soulmates are my dogs. All others are business only.

Imagine what getting a lap dance would be like~

A man can dream. What I wouldn't do to bury my face in that fat ass and wrap my arms around those massive thighs.

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>soulmates
>would treat anyone the same if they had food
Yeah, your dogs sure love you

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its true
I've seen some sistahs with shit bricks for brains but the ones worth having a conversation with what I need to look out for. She could be nice and flirty but then she turns total gangsta bitch mode during...

Spoken by someone who has never had dogs.

Romance is better for both parties if there's at least as many women as men.
Dating sites have men outnumbering women, or if they're in equal numbers the men will be far more proactive and thus seem more numerous.
A few niche places have women in large numbers, but it's only polite to avoid trying to strike up romance unless it's a somewhat sexual community.
In some of those niche places, women can often form small fanbases that constantly hit on them, so in those places flirting achieves nothing.

After all these filters are applied to the internet, only one type of online community remains: ERP communities.
Women are in reasonable numbers, aren't on pedestals with lots of worshippers, and the communities are romance-friendly. They're the only romance-friendly communities where men and women can interact as equal human beings.

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Are you really not going to argue? Of course i'm right. If you spend enough time with a dog they will love you. That's what dogs do, unconditional love. If you seriously think your dogs love YOU for YOU, seek mental help. They are simply doing what they naturally do.

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treat dogs like dogs

I should add though that the only way to tell who is roleplaying as female and who is actually female (other than just asking) is patience. People sometimes talk about real-life stuff, and that sometimes indicates their real life gender.

You should be looking for a community with mostly female characters: Most female characters are actually females, no male characters are females, so if the characters are mostly female then you can expect a 50:50 distribution of male and females.

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Of course dogs love food, but they have been proven to show legitimate love like a human. It might sound fucked up to someone who doesn't understand, but I treat my dog with utmost respect, and after I make love to her and cuddle and fall asleep with her, she always stays by my side and always spends more time with me and loves me more than any other family member. It's a bonding experience just like with a human, and they really can show love.

Yee. I had a bit of jungle fever when I was younger, but not so much anymore. I wouldn't mind going to the gym and trying to find a thicc black girl to fuck though, just to try it. I doubt I'd be able to find a big, pale amazon where I live anyway.

There's dogs who would rip your throat out if you broke into their person's house with a juicy steak. You are simple minded and frankly deluded if you don't understand the basic permanent bonding a dog does with a particular person over all others. It's genetic.

Dogs wouldn't be very useful if a burglar or assassin in the old medieval days could break into a castle and give a dog a steak so they could kill the king? It's intrinsically genetic.

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you make gud yutoob videoz dood

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Love Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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the only way to truly find the rare and elusive PAWG I must dive into rich white neighbor land

Lol is that dark souls? This artist is hilarious.

Is that Obama when he was younger on the right?

No. You've never lived in a nigger infested ghetto. Baltimore nigga. Try that once and only once

yay, another fan!
also
how to survive public school
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Stop fucking your dogs.

Lol, the guy making it rain.

You aren't special. Stop missing the point. They don't love you. They love. That's what dogs do. Could be anyone. Stop convincing yourself

I kinda like his humor in porn
he's like shadman except not as in-your-face

This is true. Anti-zoos are always such ignorant retards who have absolutely no idea how animals think and behave.

Thanks dude, I try.

There's not a whole lot of that here in the GA country. Mostly trashy blacks and a bit of rednecks. Tis most unfortunate.

Bloodborne. And yes, Sligar is fucking awesome.

You have no idea what you're talking about. I grew up in apartments in Forest Park, GA, the south side of Atlanta known to have one of the highest violent crime rates in the country with gangs everywhere. I know the real ghetto, my friend.

Okay retard.

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I swear I saw one at work one time
either she was white or some kinda Chinese woman

Yeah they love the person they bond to and that's it. For life. That's how they were bred for thousands of years. Use your head. They stick to one person just like (a few) humans do for life.

I don't know shadman.

>This is true. Anti-zoos are always such ignorant retards who have absolutely no idea how animals think and behave.

No kidding man. The arguments they dream up are baffling. It's like they have literally never had any experience with dogs before, not even in a fucking video. Like they're aliens from another planet or something.

I understand if you were to accept whats true you'd probably kill yourself. Seeing as how if you did, all your "love" would be irrelevant. Go ahead and move onto insults, that's what you do when you can't argue. But don't convince yourself i'm the enemy to justify your feelings. I have a dog and I love her very much. I'm just not stupid enough to believe she thinks i'm special.

Man I see Monty Python and the Peter Serafinowicz show and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and I truly weep at the loss of British culture to Mudslimes. So sad.

She probably doesn't though. That's the thing. Dogs aren't stupid and they know when you don't value them completely.

Do you give her cancer kibble? Or do you feed her the same food from your table everyday? Dogs know. They aren't stupid. If you're not giving them a strong bond they won't give it to you.

Country girls tend to be on the thicc side which is nice, but they're not very bright. Usually massive sluts too which is a turn off for me. A nice PAWG who isn't a dumb slut is a needle in a haystack around here.

I'm pretty sure the vast majority have never been around dogs at all.

I don't throw around insults like anti-zoos do. I get tired of arguing with you people when you haven't a clue what you're arguing against.

here, come to the shadbase
all are welcome and none are safe

shit.
I just wanna talk about how funny shit was
way to drain the room of its fun, sucker

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country girls and lets not forget milfs
they tend to carry more junk in the trunk since junior moved out

Don't blame me. Blame the world. Can't realize how much you love something until it's gone.

Where can I find the shadbase?

>trust me, my dog likes ME for ME
>unconditional love for everything
Rofl okay, you dog totally loves you for your looks and personality and who you are as a human. Not because you raised them, or give them food or pet them.

Oh yeah, I love big, thicc milfs. I have a huge mommy kink. I want a nice, thicc gf a bit older than me so I can call her mommy.

You're really just proving how ignorant you are. Like I said, my dog clearly loves me more than all my other family members and spends far more time with me because I interact with her and play with her the most, and make love to her which is an incredible bonding experience. You're just making yourself look like a retard you know.

Not sure what exactly the point you're trying to make is. Why do you think a dog's love is not as much as a human? If you ask me, they love very sincerely and honestly.

testin

I'm pretty sure this guy is just a retard with no experience around dogs.

its a moving fortress
it can travel to far distances in a measurement of improbable multiunits, which is a shit ton more than a lightyear.
the shadbase appeared in 28KS . 5 where the cell games was hosted. it was gliding over lavender town and...

...fuck it. just google shadbase and click the first link.

FERAL GET OUT

But what's his point though? That a dog's love isn't valid because they love you for spending time with them? As opposed to a human who... loves you for spending time with them?

What's his point? I thought sharing your life with someone you love is the entire idea of loving someone.

she'd be one bad mommy!

You openly admitted she loves you because of what you do. Anyone could do those things for her, you are not special. You have yourself convinced there's no other way. You keep telling me "i just dont understand". Are there any other ways to explain it other than your autism? If I were to do those things for your doggy, she would most likely love me too.

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Weren't you shit talking about me last week because of my Mercedes?

I really don't know. He's probably arguing just for the sake of arguing.

Oh yeah, I love big, bad mommies!

No shit, as any human would do too. Really, what the fuck are you even talking about?

Yeah but you have to be retired to own a Mercedes, remember?

Yeah I remember you. Why haven't you invested in cryptocurrency yet? You suck at money.

Sup?

Heya, Tusk. How's it going?

I'd like a mommy who'd let me do kinky shit to her

point being your dogs love is meaningless if they'll give it to anyone (humans are different btw!)

see

>Yeah but you have to be retired to own a Mercedes, remember?

No, buying a mercedes at 25 means you would retire at 60, when in fact you could otherwise retire at 30 if you settled for a used car and made the remaining $40,000 - $90,000 work for you, depending on the price of the mercedes model.

Doing alright, getting my shit pushed in playing R6S

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>tfw no sergal gf to bite your ear while fucking you, sitting in a chair

>point being your dogs love is meaningless if they'll give it to anyone (humans are different btw!)

But they don't give it to anyone. They permanently bond to a few people and don't tend to go well with strangers unless their original owner introduces them.

How is this different from humans? Wouldn't they just stick to a few people too? But most modern relationships end in cheating.

So my point was that you shouldn't buy a mercedes until you are ALREADY retired, whether that is 30 or 40 or 60. Because you are pushing back your retirement age significantly.

Retired means not having to work anymore. For some it's 25.

Same dude. I want a mommy to tie me up and dominate me and sit on my face and force me to eat her out.

Love itself is meaningless because people can fall in love with anyone. Do you even know what love is? I don't think you've ever experienced it before.

I still disagree, but alright.

Nice, sounds like fun.

Unf, that is one hell of a nice, voluptuous body. That is mommy material right there.

>feelsbadman.jpg

Some people like working though. If you enjoy your job and get paid for it then there's no reason to quit because you'll keep making more money if you don't retire early.

Dude just use killholes and troll with spawnpeaks.

Isn't anyone gonna help me build my giant sexy mekka?

fuck all you stupid animal fuckers

Yes to both

no, kys you feral fucker faggot

>But they don't give it to anyone.
Only people that treat them well, or feed them, or do anything. (WEVE ALREADY PROVED THIS) Keep telling yourself you've got some "huge bond" and "nobody else understands!"
I get that if you didn't, you'd kill yourself.

>invested in cryptocurrency
Oh, you're one of those idiots.
And you think I suck at money?

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>Some people like working though. If you enjoy your job and get paid for it then there's no reason to quit because you'll keep making more money if you don't retire early.

You make less money by trading time for money. You make more money by delegating other people's time for money, thereby earning passive income. Also vending machines, etc.

Some people like working, sure. But nobody likes having to work. You can still do paid hobbies if you are retired, but you don't need to wake up at 9am and drive through traffic to some billionaire's son's company to draw a paycheck.

no u I pwn nubes like u in R6S spawnpeaking with shotties. Ez.