ITT: we speak Italian

Eyyy why you breakin my balls ovah hea!

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Vinny bada bing bada booom!

SOME PALP

HE'S A FUCKIN FANOOKKKKK!

gabgool ovaeere

WATCH YUHSELF CHRISSY

wa-a tch-a it-a chr-a iss-a sy-a

[Italian Hand Motions]

bibidi babedi dibidi badabi ba

I'm gonna get the dubs, get the dubs

NOBODY'S GOT AIDS!

my muddas sawce

Which characters wouldn't vote for Trump?

PIZZA

the daughter?

OOF MADON

what rough beast slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

aaaaaaaaaayyy, don't do it!

hol'on I gotta go take a dump

GABBA

Fuck you Santa!!

Where da FUCK is da Gobbagool Ricky?

always got on me that the son is quite pale and the father and mother are darker than him and the daughter is the significantly the darkest in the family

WE WUZ ROMANZ