Quints names my first born.
Quints names my first born
Captain Jack Sparrow
Name him OP
Mortimus Butteplug Three
Nathan Bedford Forrest
Fish Face because pussy
motor oil senior
Nick kerr ____(your last name)
rolling for this
Battletoad IV Wii
La luz extinguido
Male: Alfred or Frederick
Female: let the mother choose, with your final consent.
I don't get it.
His name shall be puddles nellybottom
Tickled Asshole IV
COmmander WIlliam T RIker, since he is your....number 1.
little bab kylo ren
This is fucking gay were so far away from quints its not even worth our time to wait and try
Okay it's quads now.
hey i got trips
El ogro de las américas
How do we know you're the real op
rolling for "Tim"
Rolling for Herb
How do you know I'm really going to name my first born based on a post from an imageboard?
this is a really bad idea
... also "really bad idea" is what you should name the kid.
Rolling for "Alfonso"
Ear shit op
rollin for "nutfruit"
I reserve the right to change the name after a couple of years if my partner is still fighting with me over it.
that's the point
Name is Daquan Jamal
Rolling for "Nesbitt"
Faggy mc fag
Rolling for Jaquan Damal
Mike Hock II
Richard Peter Johnson
bye bye quads
Name Funny Meme
Rolling for "Soundcloud rapper"
WINRAR (Please be patient I have autism)
Cis Gender [whatever the fuck your last name is]
Donald John Trump
Sir Beefy Shittles
Thadeus P. Thunderthrust
"Call of duty modern warfare remastered edition"
290 Posts to go
I am determined to ruin your child's social life
Arnott's Assorted Creams
rip your kid
GERALT OF RIVIA
In all caps
name him seymour dicks
Fookin reroll aye
Niggerfield the Second
Shit Cum Stain Pooper
Oh jesus I wish I put more thought into this now
God damn it user!
if op doesn't deliver i will be a very sad boy
My god have mercy on my soul. My partner may murder me before I'm able to deliver. So no promises.
My cousin named her kid Julius. She later abandoned him with his grandparents and moved to the other side of the country, but kept her other kid.
I feel kind of bad for young Julius but he really was a cunt, so I understand why it happened.
9 months. Mark my words. He doesn't know I'm pregnant yet.
user, if you do ever reproduce, even if you don't name your firstborn Bitchface McFurryDongs, always - lingering in the back of your mind - you'll know.... you'll know.
It's very much real
How do you know if there's still nine months left? Doesn't it take a few weeks before the test start working?
BIRTH CERTIFICATE OR RIOT!
So eight or nine months. I was giving a ballpark.
tells child his real name is Bitchface McFurryDongs
op pls put me in cap
at least he wont be a gender that isn't based on chromosomes
Put me in screencap, redditfage
That's a shame
Op better deliver
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY TRIPS, OP?
Include me in cap
This is kind of clever if you think about it.
The kid will never be given respect for free, so he'll have to earn it through adversity and sheer grit. While all his peers are costing along, he will be the one working his ass off just to keep even. Eventually, everyone else will peter out and when he turns to see who's still beside him, he'll realise he left them all behind long ago.
And to you in the future, good job and god bless, President McFurryDongs.
here's something for all of the fags screencapping
No, Tyrone who is the father will murder your faggot ass.