Ask a lonely femanon anything

ask a lonely femanon anything.

Proof?

tits and timestamp

Why don't you just lower your standards?

Have you ever inserted a finger into your anus?

tits or gtfo, then talkie talkie

do you own any nice hats?

o shit whaddup!!!!!

Why do you ignore the rules here?


Tits or gtfo cunt.

tits or gtfo

how many holes does a straw in 5D have?

They're already pretty low tbh. Found out today that none of my close friends think of me as a friend so that sucks.

Yes.

No! not a hat person at all. I feel strongly about this.

ONE HOLE. I also feel strongly about this.

>ask a bored user anything.
FTFY

I'm lonely af too. What's your fantasy like?

tits or gtfo reeeeeeeeee

Tits? Please and thank you of course

I feel like jerking off and cumming. Want to be the lucky lady?

where you located?

why don't you like hats? what a weird thing to hate.

lonely> bored right now really.

Literally anything. I want an genuine human connection.

North America.

I was made to wear dumb as fuck ones as a child. And I had a boys haircut growing up. My parents were trying to deeply secure that virginity.

Do you believe humans can be born good or evil?
if so and you know yourself to be an "evil" person, do you embrace it or fight it?

Are you taylor swift?

Improbable, but thought I'd ask.

Yeah, but describe your fantasy. I wanna read it and imagine it.

but a straw has no holes in it if it's not broken

So I'm assuming that's a no

Do you consider yourself ugly?

I call bullshit, even ugly as fuck girls get a thousand messages a day

where do you live? have you tried opening up to anyone?

Not born evil. nurture > nature. I'm not evil but I think it would be fun.

no. related 2018 prediction though. Tswift comes out as a trap.

I want gal pals. Like the scene in 13 going on 30 where Jennifer garner is chilling on her bed having a sleepover with a bunch of 12 year olds in a very wholesome way. Male connections come super easy to females, and guys don't realize how easy they have it. I feel like male friendships run deep quickly.

?

Eh. If I feel like it I might kik you tit pics?


No. But not stunning. Fun fact. I used to be in a christian acapella band. so I have that look you could say.

yeah from guys looking to fuck. not friends.

Not usa. Yeah but if you open up and get hard crushed it's not easy again. My only friends are my sisters really.

a straw is made of one piece of plastic made into a tube, if that piece of plastic isn't broken then there's no hole in the object; therefore, there's no holes in the straw.

Sounds good doll. What's yours? I'll screenshot proof it's me messaging you

So you want a guy friend like that movie 13 going on 30?

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ITT: Retards believing that it's actually a femanon without any proof.

does literally everyone use kik nowadays?

Yeah, it's pretty neat

I cannot think anyone who uses the word "doll" to describe anything but a child's plaything as anything but this

You got the gangster part right but I'm tall and fit

I found it useless

What is it exactly, some picture exchange program?
I never got into phones despite them becoming a thing when I was in high school

How big are your breasts?

An app to text others around the world and just chat but most people use it for sexual fun anyway. I've had girls that were into the sexual vibe right away, others warmed up, but in the end I was happy and so were they by extension

I'll find out soon and let you know

>North America.
Me too. Let's go on a date.

like 40's gangster?

It depends how you define hole. Hole as in a hollow dug into something after the fact, or hole as in a general pre-existing hollow.

No! A gal friend possibly more. I never made friends in university. My office is male dominated and my highschool friends have gotten closer without me.

I only use kik for lewdities.

Exactly the reason why I am not sending him my kik.

40dd

I would but I don't really date.

More Patrick Bateman style criminal

First time I use that term and it fucks me over. That's one to cross off the list. Oh well you live and you learn

found the nigger!

oof is that desperation i smell?

I'm white as can be

>I feel like male friendships run deep quickly.
I have always felt bad for women about that. I have pals that I'd take a bullet for and yet I have known very few women with friends anywhere that close.

I've asked numerous girls this and all have admitted whenever they compliment each other on social media it's superficial and fake. Once one gets competition and takes all the validation and attention, she becomes a wild animal

Also (not so) fun fact, lesbian relationships are the most abusive on average

Is it common for lonely femanons to exchange lewdities with strangers?

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how big is your dick?

Speaking out of experience here. Once you throw away gender from the relationship equation/ formula its pretty much the same. I've spoken about porn and fetishes like i would with any guy. They have a pussy so fucking what.

It's common for anyone lonely to exchange lewdities with strangers

Also
>using the term lewdities

"m'yeah, listen here, see? I got a new caaaaard. wadaya think boys?"
"wow-sa baws, nice!"
"m'yeah, picked'er up from the press yesterday"
"dats a nice colorin baws"
"m'yeah, eggshell see? thems woyrds is in cillian braille too!"

Kik me if you would like. crstark15

I'm sure the rest of these dudes will spam me with shit and dick pics but I'll survive.

sounds kinda hot tbh

>lewdities
Also you do realize most women hate each other right?

i like bunnies... i want a furret now fuck.

Give 'em the ol' Razzle Dazzle aye, I tell ya! The good ol' reliable Knuckle Sandwich!

Ayy bby u wan sum fuk??

It's really nice when I can find women who appreciate my voice, body, and dirty talking skills such as rape fantasies and knifeplay

No one wants to be in the friendzone user. Also women aren't that interesting to be honest. Once they get a boyfriend they either stop talking to you or annoy you with the "he doesn't care about me bullshit"

A man can dream

Serious question if youre turly a femanon.

How can i possibly make a women happy if i dont find sex appealing. I love her, i havent told her, but im sure she knows.
I feel lile she likes me, but were both about to be 26, how can we live a happy life, if im not into sex?
Maleanon here

I wanna see the whole movie done by 40's mobsters

How can a femanon be lonely?

It will have a budget of $3k (adjusted for inflation) and add cartoony special effects and Road Runners sound effects

Not getting enough attention/validation

holy shit

How many times do you look porn?
And how was your first time?

not op but some people just aren't into it, im not. people call me gay but im not against being gay im just not. you have to find someone who's okay with it, with you. you can't force yourself you'd just be miserable. if they're the right one they won't care. good luck cause it's rare for me too.

Doesn't have anything to do with relationships? Try introverted haha

well have you tried looking for people to hang out with? go to stores/ libraries if you like manga n shit. Getting a job is also great for a big social circle.

Blaming parents for your life
>not even abused
kek

Glad I could be of service

Eh that too but with girls it's all about attention and validation

So it looks like I'm not cumming tonight it seems

parents can fuck your stats from the beginning man. not even abusif but just bad parenting in general will ruin someone

Amen to that. Mindhunter the show is a prime example of that

>I would but I don't really date.
K... Well, do you fuck?

>So it looks like I'm not cumming tonight it seems

not with that attitude

That's what I've heard. It's pretty sad. Makes me really glad to be a dude.

Well I did get a random ass picture from a girl earlier today that told me "You'd be way hotter if you weren't so weird" so I stopped being sexual and ta da. She does have the fattest ass I've seen but it ain't worth emptying my balls over, ya feel me homie?

Honestly being asexual is the best, gay second best

I believe it. I live a floor below a lesbian couple in turmoil.

Not sure. We don't have a fucking club

using lewdities is making a comeback. or cum back ha.

I'll probably just post pics here. idk.

I think wanting kids vs not and wanting sex vs not are dealbreakers. sorry bud.

Not gonna lie. true.

Porn, once a day ish?
sex, 19.

inb4 my office is all dudes.
I have hobbies, overwatch ect.

Blaming parents for hats. Just hats.

yeah.

this is 400% true. My social media is dry as fuck because I don't find this enjoyable.

you can cum to anything if you try hard enough, I believe in you.

>Literally anything. I want an genuine human connection.
If you want a friend - an actual one, not the shit friends you say you have - I'll be your friend. Email me on my burner, [email protected]

Ok time to show your tits

I wasn't asking I was telling. It's fact about exchanging

You know what listen here woman, I'll have you know lewdities is worse to say than doll. Also "cum back"

I'd know you were lying either way but glad you have integrity

Who do you main in Overwatch? I've been getting better at Hanzo actually, my favourite. If tits over Kik don't work out there's always Overwatch

Fuck social media, completely detrimental to one's well being. So glad I deleted that shit

oh shit what rank are you? looking to make a dreamteam or at least a constant temmate

>knifeplay
do you cut? are you emo?

I truly don't understand how a girl can be lonely. Even fat, ugly girls get hit on. Some guys go months without talking to another human being, and their entire lives without being approached by a girl.

M'Lady I shall tip my fedora

kik at johnnysamefag if you wanna talk about films and music and tits or gtfo

I know that feel

white knighting so late in the game. whoa :3

This is not a new thing. Haven't you ever had phone sex with a girl who you never met in person or do lewd stuff on webcam? Shit son, I was doing that stuff way back starting in the late 90s with girls I met at school, girls I met through friends etc. Shit was fun and eventually led me to getting laid.