Be honest, would you be able to handle them at the same time?

Be honest, would you be able to handle them at the same time?

Just let me reinforce my bed

sure.. i've had 400 lbs of woman in my bed before. the fact that it's two instead of one wouldn't faze me.

yes

if they stayed the night and I had viagra, I might eventually satisfy them

Underrated joke

i couldln't handle one of them for more than like 20 seconds but i'd sure as fuck try

rkn they could handle me?

Yeah, but I wouldn't be able to afford dinner for them afterward.

seriously though is there more or can we just make this a thick thread or something that makes me equally hard

It depends on when the last time I came. If It's been longer than a week...all 3 of us is going home disappointed.

no, they would crush me! I suppose it would be fine as long as I was on top

fuck one, distract the other with pizza until I can fuck her too.

Why is Snake smiling? Please delete this before he sees...

can we just post thick as fuck women now?

>Pack of viagra
>Gallon of baby oil
>Reinforced bedframe

Can you fucking imagine how much fun it would be?

Not unless I had a scuba tank on hand, because I'm definitely going to suffocate under the weight.

with a forklift?

I'd use my knife to stab the first girl in her throat while kicking the other girl away. Then I pulled the blade out, a little slippery from all the blood, so I hold it with both hands and jump on top of the second girl, as she slowly tries to get up, landing on her with my knife going through her left eye socket. I think can handle them.

Their instagrams are: catieli & huntermcgrady in case any of you were wondering or wanted more.

I don't have enough money for a whaling boat.

Sure but stop pposting niggers they are ugly as fuck

Of course I could, I've fought dudes twice their size, I'd knock them the fuck out quick as shit.

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THIS :DDDDDDDDDDD

Wat.
Nigga any man should be able to handle at least 4 girls

fat ugly whores. yeah. i'd be able to handle them with a katana to both their necks.

was the the question? because, yuck. fat ugly whores.