You wake tomorrow with the powers of Superman. What do?
You wake tomorrow with the powers of Superman. What do?
steal the entire internet
Stop time
probs just play vidya and get depressed as any other day
Rule the world with iron hand.
> puncture ozone
> melt ice caps
> leave
steal shit, generally be a faggot.
fight Triangle Man
>triangle wins.
Fucking dive bomb Kim Jon Un
do superman things...
like go to work and be a shit jornalist
probably do faggot shit like fight crime or help the US with fuckin whatever
Government can't even try to v& me cuz superman
bang uncle May
underraterd
9/11 myself.
It depends - does my superman powers also imply the existence of threats such as darkseid? because fuck that lmao if so
elaborate
Go to a gay bar
Make the people who have wronged me and my friends pay for the nigger shit they have done. Also, probably hero stuff under the name "Max Power".
Kill everyone, then myself
Create a harem and a next generation of supermen, then put a superman in every position of power.
>"Hey, sorry boss, I kinda gotta quit. Ya know, college stuff is getting too hard with this gig, so I gotta prioritize."
>fly halfway to the sun, get swole on solar energy
>put on an underarmor long-sleeve shirt, a ski mask, a fanny pack, and an adult diaper
>become human Uber
>leave money in fanny pack
>open diaper when drunks try to vomit on me
>only ever have to pay rent and for hobbies/the tastiest of foods
>drink all the cheap beer I want
rob a big bank on the other side of the globe, just in case it's only temporary
Government job.
Fight General Zod.
This. Just start chucking cunts in the air until I get bored then drill into the Earth's core
>Rob a bank disguised as a Jew then fly away, making everyone think the Jews do know sorcery
what. the. fuck.
>go to nigger hood
>yell nigger at the top of my lungs
>let them chimp out
>just stand there and let them know they are powerless
they would eventually get tired and confused as to why i'm just standing there and letting them wail on me.
>"I want you to know there is nothing you can do about this"
>comence killing them one by one with nothing but my hands
also grab people, fly up high and let go
ethnic cleansing
Kill Trump then hoover up all the hot SJW pussy.
The full power set of Superman?
>Walk into massive New York bank.
>Walk to lady behind the counter and pull out finger gun
>Give me all your money
>She chuckles nervously
>Heat Laser he brain
>Walk through counter
>Walk to the vault
>Break vault door
>Walk inside and grab every single dollar and put them into duffel bags
>Walk outside and face police
>GET DOWN HANDS UP
>Take off all my clothes
>They start shooting
>Bullets do nothing to me
>Walk foward
>They continue to shoot
>Walk past cops and the ones that tries to grab me are thrown at full force into nearby buildings
>Go home
Time to destroy the world.
>Do work as usual but this time with my powers
>Show it off to my friends later
>But freeze time after every sentence so I can think of best response
>Use my powers to boost my social status to point of non-normie chad
>Go home, play vidya and fap
This will create some interesting conflicts for example they wouldn't need nukes because supermen and a lot of things would be different
Fly through the fucking rings
Hot sjw, there is no such a thing.
Kill every motherfucker that's ever done me wrong. Wipe out the Muslim countries entirely. Drop Kim Best Korea Glorious Leader from the upper stratosphere towards Earth.
Do the same to Obama, his chimp wife, Hillary, Bernie, Pelosi, and the majority of Congress and Senate. Then fix issues in our country.
That's somehow quite upsetting, and revealing
Kill many people.
the hero we deserve
let's put it that way.
The surviving muslims would be very calm and polite after my actions
Fly into outer space, explore the solar system - then fly off to Trappist-1 and check that system.
I'd eventually get bored and long for socialising again, fly back to earth.
Then fight crime, but not the petty kind, the big ugly corperate kind, the corruption in the various governments.
Use superbrain to learn all languages and communicate why I'm doing what I'm doing to the world.
Create utopia.
Pic unrelated.
this. also get rid of chinks for being soulless insects and fucking up the environment.
clean all the shit out the ocean.
conquer sicily and retire.
govern a small city state to keep busy.
Shoot down airplanes.
most are already.
...
Rule the fucking planet. 4rth Reich incoming.
>go to IS
>tell them that I am the new prophet and that they did the right thing
>tell them that allah will send them to heaven, but they need to take the clothes off
> wait till they are naked
> take a selfie
> post it on facebook "Got pranked sandniggers god does not exist xd"
Nothing.
Who needs all that unwanted attention?
Sleep again and hope I wake up as Batman
But.. you can just grab money... fly elsewhere... pay whores to sex you(Now its not rape ;) ) rinse and repeat forever
I'D BE HAPPY [spoiler]FOR A WHILE![/spoiler]
If we're talking the god-tier Supes then it'd play out like this. Due to being basically indestructable and not having any weakness since Kryptonite is not a real thing, then the game is basically won. So I have to make things interesting for myself. Sure I can kill swaths of humanity and make the rest bow to my will. But that route is the easy way. Easy way isn't as interesting.
I'd use my power to spread a message to all of humanity. Fix your shit. Or die. Certain criteria will be included in shit I feel needs fixed. To back up my claim, I'd wipe places off the map that house the dregs of the human race. I'm not talking whole countries gone, but heads of state and possibly N. Korea.
There would be a time line. I'd let them know I'm gonna fuck off for a while and when I get back, shit better be under way to a better tomorrow.
Due to being able to survive in space I'd start building a moon base. Sort of a gift for humans as a solid stepping stone to the cosmos. That's if they do well on their progress towards bettering themselves.
I'd also fuck. Like a lot.
I would make a ylyl thread of course!
>mONEY NOW FULL OF BULLETHOLES
wage war against all government
amongst the ruins, my palace will rise
does superman live forever, if not how long?
find a queen (jokes already found her love u xx)
reproduce
continue the line
>(jokes already found her love u xx)
Destroy our planet. Then i will live in the outerspace and fly at the end of the universe to see whats beyond it.
fap and smoke in my basement
Find a planet of furrys and fuck them
You ever play Injustice? I'd be that version of Superman.
Funny to see how many edgy youngsters choose to be villains and just go for the instant gratification.
And how few will try to help.
>reproduce
>continue the line
Which will go back to baseline humanity due to genetic diluting
>1st gen 50% Kryptonian
>2nd gen 25% Kryptonian
>3rd gen 12.5% Kryptonian
>4th gen 6.25% Kryptonian
>5th gen 3.125% Kryptonian
>6th gen 1.5625% Kryptonian
>7th gen 0.78125% Kryptonian
Take away all the gun nuts guns and watch them all froth at the mouth at how utterly powerless they are to stop me.
humanity is beyond help.
Oh, please humanity is so bad we even broke Superman.
thatll be enough time to install an infallible system of succession and power transfer, keeping purebloods subservient indefinitely
so what you're saying is that incest is wincest.
>eventually some rich gun nut gets his hands on kryptonite bullet and puts you down
Kryptonite doesn't exist in this reality.
I have Superman's powers, but that doesn't mean the rest of his reality is real, too.
Fly to nearest planet filled with kryptonite.
Kill myself.
Nah, but it's tempting to think that based on harsher judgements.
Look at what we've managed to do as a species so far. There's the sciences, the arts, the music, the endless philosophical musings, the random acts of kindness perpetuated by anonymous people, playfulness, forgiveness, inventiveness etc.
Sure, there's some grotty idiots around, but overall we're growing, we're winning, so to speak.
Quit my job, travel the world, meet new people, explore the deepest depths of the ocean in collaboration with world class scientists
Conquer earth. Because I'm literally waking up as god in the real world, and can't be stopped because Kryptonite isn't real.
Fuck this planet, and the people living on itt. Most of them deserve genocide. The rest deserve subjugation.
You're waking up as literally the physical embodiment of Elohim, and you WOULDN'T take everything over? You must be some nigger loving altruist or egalitarian homosexual.
Faster than a speeding bullet...
unless his super DNA is the dominant trait
Go-to yoga class
but his powers are weakened in the proximity to kryptonite
You are so stupid you're presenting the argument of how a nuclear weapon should help.
Superman is the ultimate weapon and a sentient one. The only way to exist would be complete compliance or destruction. There is no other option. To not realize this shows how naive and ignorant you are.
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Maybe I am an altruist, maybe I am egalitarian.
What does that have to do with race and sexuality?
Proximity shouldn't have any relevance if enough speed is a factor. Superman can move faster than lightspeed, no matter what the bullet is made of he could be a solar system away before it reached him.
Underrated post.
I think everyone would have fun with the powers first.
Then responsibility kicks in and you can do some righteous good.
starting by finding everyone of the indian guys in those doggo rekt videos
id snap their fibias in half
You are stupid you're presenting the argument of how superman is a weapon.
Superman is the ultimate sapient being. The only way to exist would be to help, understand and build. There is no other option. TO not realize this shows how simpleminded and ignorant you are.
You're fucking superman retard, guns don't matter regardless.
And he wouldn't be able to do a single damn thing without force retard. Your idea of Superman could be defeated with the word "NO".
But what about all those cars that need to be picked up?
You know, people who don't follow Superman are gonna' argue with this. Personally, if I was Superman and suddenly I cannot perceive things hyper-fast. I'd assume someone nearby is going to hit me with a kryptonite weapon and flee. Once in the air, use supervision to look for kryptonite radiation. Superman, in canon, was always blindsided by kryptonite. He never seems to notice when his powers and thought speed he forces to lower levels by will suddenly become 2nd nature.
And he would be able to do everything without force retard. Your idea of Superman would become a murderer with the word "NO".
>Stop time
this, then the standard rape everyone i ever wanted to do
in that case then, kryptonite is irrelevant?
If he sees / hears the bullet coming, Fire a round that travels faster than sound in a very loud environment and he might not hear it coming. And I am sure a lot of people will be gunning for him.
If this is winning, I don't want to see loosing.
Probably fuck off to space and never return.
Technically yes if the physics of the comics are used. Superman is able to traverse the universe faster than lightspeed meaning he should be faster than any incoming radiation. He should be able to detect the bullet and instantaneously move out of its radius. Apparently he's just a dumb shit though.
>retaliate against the normalfags.
>overthrow governments
>rule with an iron fist
>get worshipped as a god
Nah, he wouldn't and you're a dumb dumb with dumb dumb troll tactics that don't last past a single post. Up your game faggot if you want to string people along.
It's a big world, focus on the positives or you'll drown in mediocrity and the stupid.
Or he's just sometimes poorly written.