why aren't you bi?
>if you don't reply you'll get cancer
why aren't you bi?
>if you don't reply you'll get cancer
me is
not attracted to guys
but I am
replying to avoid ass cancer anyway
Men are simply not attractive to me.
And obviously that makes dick even less appealing.
because guys don't have vaginas
I am
thats gay
but I am bi... :(
which is a pain. i dig dicks but could never be in a relationship with a guy. so, like now, i'm married to a girl and happy and all... but she has no dick. so you miss something. and if you ditch her and go for the dick, you are only happy for the moment and will start missing the relationship.
she bought a strapon.
tl;dr life sucks, especially when you have cancer.
hate dicks
how do you masturbate?
I will myself orgasm
without touching a man?
Might be. Never met a dude I was attracted to. Not saying it can't happen, just that it hasn't.
I don't get turned on by my body
I wish I was. I really do. Porn made me fall in love with dick but I'm repulsed by men. I just wish I could give in to my urge and suck dick but men turn me off.
pictures of dudes still count you know
also nice Satan trips, Satan
I heard there are a lot of cute monsterboys in hell
but your body gets turned on by you, apparently
dont like peepee. but honestly wouldn't mind if i was. the number of times ive lost girls to other girls because they were bi is too damn high. easier to find someone if i liked both.
men are a gigantic category (3.5+ billion of them) and have so many different types ranging from feminine to masculine and all shades in between... I'm sure there are a handful you'd still kiss, fuck, and love.
like vagina
...
yes... do you understand basic biology
biology is gay, just like you (well, you're bi)
(BI-ology ;))
asshole
Because I'm normal
boring, isn't it?
I don't like dick
Not really, being religious and all, it helps being normal.
faggot
religion is for retards
there is no evidence for god
there is no evidence of an afterlife
there is no evidence for souls
there is no evidence for free will
this
when people think of "gay", they automatically go to the worst examples of guys in an attempt to ignore the truly attractive ones
...
Because i'm not...
No
I can’t see myself a man.
I don't like man
why?
so do bisexuals, dumbass
sauce tits
I think I am. But I still can't find anything attractive on a guy besides a big, throbbing cock
you haven't met me ;)
Any more of those tits?
brojobbed my classmate at a field trip. had his brown pinkish vienna between both pairs of cheeks. no sir, i dont like it.
would rather have bread over ambrosia
More please
Because women are needlessly complicated.
i am
We all are faggot
Because I'm straight
i would eat a bagel
youre fucking retarded
and you have no sense of humor, apparently
I don't know about all but I'll settle for most.
I'm no. I'm also married to a woman but I have a cute fem twink boyfriend that my wife doesn't know about. He knows about my wife however. We only practice safe sex and I'm his only sexual partner. I wish i wasn't a cheater because its degenerate but damn is his arse tight and his cock smooth. My wife is sexy too.
I am bi.
Because it's not a switch I can just flick. It's like asking someone why don't they have a different eye colour.
hmm
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You're not a switch, but I AM switch (I both top and bottom)
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Because I'm not mentally ill and only like girls.
>says the mentally ill faggot justifying his perversion by pretending relativity isn't total horse shit
nothing perverted or immoral about being bisexual
the Golden Age societies were entirely bisexual, Judea-Christian bullshit ruined everything
kill yourself
>waaaahhhh! Daddy didn't let me suck a bunch of cock and molest the neighbor boy
Follow your faggot friends and kys
>giving and receiving pleasure with and from others
>mentally ill
okay retard
Homosexuality is technically a sexual paraphernalia since two men can't biologically reproduce and is therefore perverse.
>b-but it occurs in nature
So does shit flinging.
But I am bi
I actually wish I was haha, I've always been very sexually adventurous and explorative, always trying to push limits or whatever, but the male body and like, i dunno persona, has never done it for me. I always thought it would be fun to be able to just fool around with anyone and everyone I found attractive, but I've never been attracted to anything but submissive grillz
The lengths you faggots will go to defend your mental illness.
>but it feeeelllls gooood therefore it's ok!
Pedos and animal rapists should use thag excuse in court, it's obviously a winning argument for perverse faggots.
*paraphilia
My b
there's nothing to defend because it's not a mental illness
you're probably a repressed bisexual, I pity you
*giving and receiving AIDS with and from others
>implying safe sex isn't a thing and that stds also exist between females and males
i am, dipstick.
>you don't like the thing I like therefore you are that thing
Absolute shit tier argument.
Go cry in your pillow
That's one hot dick, would not mind gagging on
this kind of hostility is highly indicative of repression
talk to a psychologist for once
With pedos and animal rapists it's not between two consenting parties. What's wrong with a hedonistic and mutually beneficial exchange?
Life is pointless. Why not enjoy it in any way you can?
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Yeah, just pretend that unsafe sex with many partners isn't extremely common amongst faggots. The rate of STDs amongst heterosexuals is microscopic compared to the massive HIV epidemic contracted by faggots. There's an outbreak in california right now that's spread from one city to the next bc the vast majority of faggots engage in perverse, hypersexualized, unsafe sex with many, many partners.
Because there can only be so many faggots in the world. And you filled the quota OP.
I think you're just repressing your heterosexuality and that's why you're lashing out at me.
Seek help. I'll pray for you
Best wishes
Life is pointless if you decide to make it that way.
Sounds like you're just defending your perversions with middle school-tier nihilism.
except I'm not the one being hostile, I'll calming asking you to reflect a bit more on your emotionally loaded reactionary statements
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Look, it's obvious you're a deeply conflicted closet heterosexual. It's ok. We're all here for you.
Just admit you're straight and put the past behind you.
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Fuck off, logfag.
Except I'm the one affirming a label which I am less inclined to given societal stigma, and if I were to be ONLY heterosexual (because I'm bisexual, which is literally heterosexual+homosexual) it'd be easy and I wouldn't need to be in the closet about it.
There's no such thing as a closeted heterosexual, unless they're a spy or something.
Human life on earth is a microscopic amount of time in the life of our planet, which is a microscopic amount of time in the life of the galaxy... universe... etc.
Our individual lives are truly pointless in the grand scheme of things. The best we can do is make life better for future generations, and enjoy our own as much as we can.
Being perverted is not a bad thing. Sex is good. Don't try to deny that.
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I already have cancer faggot
Donno
Homosexuality is not a mental illness.
beautiful. would rim.
Faggot sex and materialism will never fill the void in your heart, user.
I’m not gay
This is how faggots reproduce. By molesting young boys who will likely later become homosexuals.
It's a vicious cycle.
Why not just kill yourself?
I know you're not fulfilled. If you're just dust in the wind then kill yourself. Why not?
Nihilism is always such a convenient way for social dregs and perverts to justify their sick behavior. You know you're fucked in the head, don't pretend you're happy living like this.
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