New king of Sup Forums

new king of Sup Forums

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did i miss something?

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That's my pic from last night

hey there user
I'd like you to be my bf
how can I make this happen?

Wouldn't use the word king

prince, then?

truly you are a perfect specimen, and I'd like to get to know you

Especially kinf of b. I've been here for about 5 years now and it's turned to shit after so many normal people joined

>kinf

I want to tickle your belly

show us your face

Wear diapers...king?

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EVERYONE STOP! I'M NOT FOR SALE. I live in Australia. I'm 22. I'm Bi bit I have a gf. I usually post on /hm twink threads

height/weight/coo?

your gf won't share you?

>I'm Bi bit
wat

it's I'm bi *AND* I have a gf, dude, not "but"

hips too small tho :(

I did last night. Lurk more newfag

we need a better pic than that one

also I'd fly to Aus from Cali just to fuck you

I'm 5'3 tall (short)
I weigh 61kg (can be picked up and carried easily)
And I'm toned from outdoor labour

look at the camera this time

you're like a living Ed Elric

you're truly a hidden gem, dude, I wish I could love you

how tall is your gf?

is she bi too?

Here's a new pic from this morning. I don't have a blue light, it's from my blue curtains. Soft light makes it easier to wake up with crippling depression

She's shorter than me and yes she's bi. I only fap to gay porn and she only faps to lesbian porn

I'm not a new fag. I've seen more than enough idiots and scum bags post faces on B with nudes. How about you post your face and I'll post a video of me cunning into my mouth

why restrict what porn you fap to?

I'm not. I can't get hard over a vagina

k

then how do you fuck your gf?

In the pussy. If you get hard at looking at a pussy, you need more sex in your life. If you get hard from the passion and thought of tieing your GF up and making her swallow your cum, you're in the right relationship

that's your gf?

Aaaaaand the front

this chick can't schlick it to dicks?

are you guys open to a third in the relationship?

Aaaaaand the back. Has anyone saved my GF before?! I couldn't help but notice my nudes get saved but never hers

kek, your picture in the OP is literally perfect, her pics are pretty generic as far as random chick pics go

when I first saw that pic of you I felt a wave of something go over me, my heart fluttered, I felt like I'd kill just to know who you were and to make love to you... phew.

I joke about it all the time on B. We've had 2 threesome already. Once with a guy and once with a girl

she does have a nice pussy though

how'd they go?

Wow. That made me blush a little the photos I take of my GF are a bit generic.But she's so cute

>But she's so cute
not denying that but as far as dudes go you are truly something special

sucks I don't live in Aus

Not good. I rant a bit than drop in the subtle line 'so you wanna come over for a threesome? We can play xbox afterwards' but I never get a reply. If there's some serious lurkers here they would of seen me post it over the last 2 years

join my discord and talk dirty to me discordapp.com/invite/4PBucsR

Has anyone saved this image of me before??

>That made me blush a little
I'm glad, you really do need to know how special you are.

first time I've seen it, thanks, your dick is adorable

Or, stay on /b and not get my IP traced by anyone but the FBI and mods

Oh your hot, I wouldn’t mind seeing more body or a pic dump :-)

Adorable.... This is why I'm dating a short girl who likes cute things. Image if I was fully gay and had to be in the gay community with my dick. I can't please a mature male with it, and definitely not a normal sized girl

More then please me

Maybe I'll take a request while I'm in bed

I'm short, 5'6" and skinny, and you'd completely satisfy me... I think you're probably the most adorable guy I've ever seen. Really sucks I can't be with you. :/

>outdoor labour
what do you do?

Who made the thread? The one that called my a king??

me, I'm the one whose mostly be talking to you :P

Fuck I look cute

who's* been*

Do you have any requests?

Kik?

I don't think at this point any particular requests would make me feel better. I'm just really sad we'll probably never meet. I mean, it's not like I know I'd be compatible with you, but you've just won my heart somehow. *sigh*

I forgot what it was like to have a really, really bad crush on someone and know it won't go anywhere. This is painful.

I'd still request to see your eyes or anything else you have, really. Feel free to post whatever I guess. Dunno if you have yourself cumming, that'd be nice. :P

You've only seen pictures of me. Looks don't make the relationship, a food feisnship does. Mt gf and myself both like the opposite sex but we're together because we're good friends. Don't fall for perfection on pictures. Fall for the guy that you find who's your friend. I'm actually no good with relationships and I should stop giving advice

I'm bisexual and usually more attracted to females, actually. You just set off a rare spark for me, just like an 8th wonder of the world kind of thing. Your body is a thing of beauty.

Heavily cropped face photo. You can add the aerial view one and this one together and get a general idea of me

Oh thanks fuck! I thought I broke you

Spose I can post some more pics

Very beautiful eyes.
Broke me? As in I was straight before? I've known I was bi since puberty but hadn't embraced it til later on. Still generally prefer girls, though I've gotten more interested in guys romantically as time has gone on. I'd die to have a boyfriend that had your body and looks.

but this faggot has a very ugly face and average everything else ?

Not a fan of the blue tinge from my curtains

Aerial view one? Did you post it? Not sure what you're talking about.

Oh you mean the one I posted near the top, I don't think so because you can't see your lips (or jaw at all) so well in it.

And it's about time someone spread some hate here! So, wanna come over and face fuck me? You can bring your mum, sister, the whole family, it'll be fun

No a perfect specimen wouldn't be gay he would be straight because in nature there is no purpose for gays

Think small jaw. Twink. Undeveloped man child who just wants to tech high places. That's what my face looks like. But I'm gonna hit puberty tommorow I'm sure of it

then how come homosexuality and bisexuality exist all throughout nature?

it serves a different function from procreation, usually social bonding and a way to resolve feuds without resorting to violence

I still would like to see it XD

Oh God you're right! I've been cleaning my ass out with my sisters dildos for weeks, getting ready for someone to ear nachos of it. This new knowledge you've provided me has really hit hard. I'll make sure a straight man eats nachos of my ass

Everyone knows lukeywes1234 is king of Sup Forums

Body pic would be hot also

Wrong photo. This is the nachos off ass pic!

someone just used 2 dildos at once

would still lick, you're so fucking cute!

You're gonna be greedy and want a whole body pic, right?

Its a Mutation that can happen and People accepted it because the Media told them its not bad

Lol yeah lol xoxo

Yes I did! Were you lurking last night and saw my dildo post? Stated with an itch. Than I put one up there. Than another. Good times

it literally isn't bad nor unethical

ENTIRE civilizations in the past, considered the most prosperous and enlightened empires, were ENTIRELY bisexual, ancient Greeks, Rome, and Japan

also Native Americans and plenty of other cultures embrace it

you are brainwashed by the Judea-Christian agenda into a little sheep-minded cuck

Would you let this guy blow you?

I want you so much dude, it's painful. :(

I'm actually a pretty plain guy in normal lighting

still very sexy, I wanna lick your pits while I jerk you off

Hot 10\10 lol post more lol yummy

Settle down!
Thanks

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Post him please

More please lol

That's a Paradox a Man can't eat another Man's ass and be straight that would make him bi.