Dick rating Thread

Dick rating Thread

why do you have a baby penis?

4/10

me?.

Body pic for scale

Because I'm a beta cuck fat white American.

10/10

Because it's disgusting. Need to lose weight.

Your foreskin is missing.

Yep, shame really, religious family, that, and U.S., because we think it's a good idea to mutilate baby genitalia

It's not too late man,

>religious family
Is your family Jewish?

Rate mine?

7/10

Rate please I know I need to trim

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5/10, nice head shape!

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6.5/10

Too small 2 fairly rate

Solid 10

Why only 5/10? That’s not even a good rate :(

Now I’m gonna be even more insecure with my dick... I thought my insecurity was for nothing and a dick rate would reassure me..

Lemme guess, it’s too small to be enjoyable like the rest of the dicks here?

>Rates me a 5
>rates guy below me with way less flattering pic 6.5
>Rates next guy literally double me

How micro IS my dick

Actually it is. Even after losing weight his body would look like a junkyard.

Been there, done it.

5 is average, my dude. Be proud of your averageness. If it makes you feel any better, I would have rated you a 6/10

He doesn't need to lose a pound. One must work from whatever situation they have of course, so going for a twink look wouldn't work out.

Future powerlifter? Hell yeah.

6 isn’t even good either... 7 is just good and not amazing


What’s wrong with my dick user? Why don’t people like it?

It's all down to cock pref tbh.

And if you're insecure about your cock, you shouldn't post it to a dick rating thread on Sup Forums

I’m only insecure cause I’ve never had sex and why wouldn’t you prefer mine??? Just answer, is it too small? Does it look ugly? What’s fucking wrong with it? You only don’t like my dick, so why? I only wanna know why you gave me such a fucking bad score

Where are your balls, man?

Looks awesome to me, bud. Nice sack and fuzz~

Ok so it isn’t disappointing small?

right here fam

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Are you really worried that your innate traits might disappoint people?

Are you insecure that some women might be disappointed that you're not of a certain race or have a certain hair color? Or that men might be disappointed that you're not a women? Because it's the same line of rationality.

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irrationality*

And my softy for solidarity~

No it’s literally only that I worry my dick is too small and would be the smallest any partner had and that it’s disappointing to see...

PROFESSIONAL DICK RATER COMING THROUGH

Plsno
Post: no/10

Lack of foreskin, any other visible features, and general unwashed appearance definitely bring your rating down a tad, but it's a solid cock overall. Your body looks pretty huggable and cute, though.
Head: 6/10
Shaft: 5/10
Pubes: 5/10
Belly: 7/10
Tits: 6/10
Overall: 6/10

Foreskin looks pretty thin, and kinda tight, which seems uncomfortable, but your shaft looks thick, with a nice texture to it.
Head: 6/10
Foreskin: 5/10
Shaft: 8/10
Pubes: 6/10
Overall: 7/10

Looks pretty nice overall, pretty good proportions, and quite cute. Though, you need to be less of a bitch, man. Come on. Those pubes look fluffy af, though. Definite plus. Looks really thick in that second pic.
Head: 7/10
Shaft: 7/10
Balls: 7/10
Pubes: 8/10
Attitude: 3/10
Overall: 4/10

cont'd

Not bad, but it could definitely look better. Not exactly a flattering picture.
Head: 6/10
Shaft: 5/10
Pubes: 6/10
Overall: 6/10

Very nice. Solid size, with good proportions, and a nice, weighty pair of balls in the second picture. I'm definitely a fan.
Head: 8/10
Shaft: 7/10
Balls: 8/10
Overall: 8/10

Very blurry, but looks pretty good overall. A nice looking texture to the shaft, but with all the blur, it's hard to say anything else.
Head: 5?/10
Shaft: 6?/10

Very cute with nice balls. Very nice indeed.
Head: 6/10
Shaft: 6/10
Balls: 8/10
Overall: 7/10

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"He had the smallest cock I've been with and gave me the most orgasms I've ever had in one night."

And hell, a cock isn't even necessary to alpha up. I can make due with some bare hands and a mouth, up the game with toys and other methods of causing release, or even denial of sensation. Sex is so much more expansive than just intercourse, if anything that gets to be the boring part eventually.

It is YOUR game that they're playing, not the other way around. They don't make the rules.

Your cock is pretty great anyway, you don't even need this advice! There are actual tiny dicked faggots out there who do, though.

r8?

Very thick shaft, with well defined papules at the head, and thick, fluffy hair at the base. The moistness near the tip makes it look very appetising.
Head: 7/10
Shaft: 6/10
Pubes: 7/10
Overall: 7/10

Most people (of substance) don't care as long as you've got a functional dick. Size literally doesn't matter. Bigger tends to look nice, but small is good too. Some people prefer a smaller dick. Besides, your dick is pretty alright, so quit being such a bitch, famdawg.

its a penis

Second best rater in the thread

Your talent for observation is unmatched

Goddamnit. You could have posted a second earlier, man. That being said, that's a really nice dick. A good, clean, health looking head, and a good amount of foreskin, with a well textured shaft, and while it's hard to tell from this angle, those balls look like they could be pretty heavy, and that's always a plus. I'd appreciate another pic with a clearer view of your balls hanging free, if that's okay.
Head: 8/10
Foreskin: 7/10
Shaft: 7/10
Balls: 7/10

Looks like I've got some competition.

my
r8

Fuck.
Overall: 7/10

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R8?

How's mine look?

Thoughts Sup Forums?

Here's a better view

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That looks so fucking dry, man. It's not terrible, but it's so dry.
Head: 6/10
Shaft: 5/10
Balls: 6/10
Overall: 5/10

Pretty nice dick, but the real draw is those balls, and that cute tummy. Pretty good, my dude.
Head: 6/10
Shaft: 6/10
Balls: 7/10
Pubes: 6/10
Belly and Treasure Trail: 9/10
Overall: 7/10

Very nice flexibility my man, very impressive. I can't really say more than that/
Flexibility: 9/10
Body: 7/10
Head: 6/10
Shaft: 7/10
Balls: 6/10
Overall: 7/10

Bad perspective is fucking it up. Definitely bringing down your grade.
Foreskin: 7?/10
Shaft: 5?/10
Balls: 5?/10
Overall: 5?10

Pretty fantastic body, user. Your dick looks pretty cute, and those balls look pretty weighty.
Body: 8/10
Pubes: 6/10
Head: 6/10
Shaft: 6/10
Balls: 7/10
Overall: 7/10

same user

How did I miss this? It's a pretty good looking dick, and those pubes are so thick. I'm into it.
Head: 6/10
Foreskin: 7/10
Shaft: 6/10
Pubes: 7/10
Overall: 7/10

Well, fuck me. Sorry about that, I really wasn't paying attention. I blame tiredness. Ignore the second part entirely.

Aside from needing a trim, rate me.

Ive grown fond of my curve

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Not terrible. Your main problems are based in your lack of foreskin, but it's not like that's your fault. Ignoring such things, it's not a bad dick at all, but it's hard to look past for a cocknnoisseur such as myself.
Head: 4/10
Shaft: 5/10
Balls: 6/10
Pubes: 5/10
Overall: 5/10

It IS a very noticable curve, but as you say, it does have a charm to it. Looking to the rest of your dick, everything about it is pretty nice indeed. Healthy head, cute foreskin, nice texture, fluffy, fuzzy tummy. It's all very nice overall.
Head: 7/10
Foreskin: 7/10
Shaft: 6/10
Balls: 6/10
Belly: 7/10
Overall: 7/10

VERY blurry. Learn how to focus. It's a nice looking dick, and that foreskin looks like it could be fantastic, but I can't tell, because your camera is apparently 6x8 pixels.
Head: 6?/10
Foreskin: 7?/10
Shaft: 6?/10
Balls: 7?/10

I think I'm going to go to bed now. I'm very tired.

Overall: 6/7?/10

Aw thank you :) too kind. My favorite photo..

thats a nice looking cock

Very nice, user. And no problem. I'm actually going to bed now. Goodnight.

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holy shit, nice cock bro.

Rate?

Honest rating?

Yummy! 9/10, love the curve, love the size!

Odd lighting, doesn't look very appetizing...probably 6/10 from me since the head is weird, it's on the smaller side, and just that lighting ugh...

6.5/10, a bit small for me but looks very proportional. Shaft nicely taken care of, nice color, would like to see the balls more. Honestly, this is the perfect size to pound my ass senseless, so I might even go with 7/10 if I'm feeling nice.

Almost identical to mine

When you understand that even small cut penors like yours are still desirable on fit ans healthy men you will understand that the only honest thing to do is make a positive change in your life and lose all the weight. Start saving now so in 2 years when you've lost the weight you can afford the plastic surgery to suck out the loose fat and trim the skin.

Then you won't need to ask anyone if ur dick is good. You'll hear how good it is regularly from your partner(s).

You know it makes sense duntcha?

Fat faggot who has never rated a real cock in his life but will act like he's an authority on dicks coming through.

Sounds like someone had their taste for cock insulted.

love it! Send me more!
2134788017

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R8 pls

Bump

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can one of your dicks pls tribut this pic

Nope. Didn't bother reading what the fat fag said after whatever the fuck he said that implies he is qualified to rate.

I rated dicks on here. Then I lost weight and actually got dicks irl. It's more calling out this fat fag.

I'd call out all the people on here claiming to be these hot big dicked guys but that's what I realize now. This is all one big rp cuck job for fat fags who have no choice but to rp for being fat. The gay community is unforgiving of fat.

Enjoy ur rp you fat faggots.

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Personally I dropped two loads in a daddy just last night and I still regularly rate~ As for being fat or whatnot, I really don't see any problem with it. Is it supposed to be an insult that some people choose to be heavier, or is there some kind of assumption about a lack of self control?

Sounds like you're the one here having the least fun. Not to suggest that you're a "loser" in all this..

Lovely cock.
Looks extremely suckable

Thick and gorgeous, that would tear me right up

Big and yummy.
Making me drool right now.

Dat chubby sausage thumb could do more damage than your mangled pecker!

>Dick rating Thread
Fuck off and die faggot

WE NEED A FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD CALLED /fag/

PACK ALL THE FAGGOT PORN SPAM IN THERE

ALL THE TRAPS, ALL THE DICK RATE THREADS, ALL THE OTHER FAGGOTRY, WHOOSH, GONE, SLAM THE LID AND KEEP THE FAGGOTS LOCKED IN THERE, WRITHING IN A CESSPOOL OF FETID STALE SEMEN, ISOLATED FROM DECENT SOCIETY. FUCK THE FAGGOT SPAM!!!

ゴシ! もう一人のファゴットがいます!

過去1年の間に/ b /にfagotスレッドの明らかな侵入があります。 WTF?

もしfaggotryが人気のあるsoooならば、fagotのポルノのspammersのためにすでに設定されている封じ込めボードを見てみましょう。

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kik?

kik/10

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What you think?

Ok... cuck

kill youre self faggot nigger

I didn't have time to stay around and see peoples' ratings yesterday, so I'm reposting

Second; different lighting