Official Man Utd vs Crystal Palace Match Thread

Kick Off 15:00 GMT

Rooney's last game at Old Trafford.

>Jones starting
This means Smalling starts the final. Fuck's sake. Called it though.
>Lingard starting
Possibly means Martial will start the final but would be surprising.
>Rooney
I'm sure he'll get taken off at some point so he can get an ovation from the fans.

Lingard will definitely play in the final, but to be fair he gets goals in finals

>This means Smalling starts the final. Fuck's sake. Called it though.
Apparently Smalling picked up an injury hence why Jones got called in

>Possibly means Martial will start the final but would be surprising.
Or Mata

>I'm sure he'll get taken off at some point so he can get an ovation from the fans.
Would be nice if he got a goal on his send off desu

I have my house/car/wife/wifes son on this game ending in a draw, pls dont let me down.

What is a Harrop and how hold is it?

real match

Non Event

The fuck is this team?

Gomes better get on at some point.

>the absolute state of that starting XI
>w-we don't really care
>6th (sixth)

>Gomes on the bench
It begins

HES HERE LADS

THE THREAD IS SAVED

>Mental Delusion

Thank you based slovak for gracing us with your presence

user please *blushes*

Who would even watch this match over Arsenal or Liverpool or Man City

Mentally deranged ABUs apparently

It's not much worse than their best XI, am I right my ABU leader?

>Rooney's 5th consecutive league start
>United have failed to win the previous 4

JUST

>muh Mickey Mouse """"""treble """"""
>worse league season than either of Van Laal's
>mouyes

if you had to choose to shitpost today or wednesday, which would you pick?

>I will play youth he said

fuck you mouyes you fucking liar

>There are 9 other matches but ABUs choose to watch >our youths in a meaningless match

is Jose being mean to him?

It's Uniteds youngest PL lineup in history you weirdo

Manchester United are not very good.

>p-please leave us alone ABU master race we cant take it anymore, we are people too

no youre not

Kek, you're right actually
Might not even watch this shitshow today to be frank, saving up shitposting energy for the potential choke and >mouyes suicide in EL

will be another manu btfo story, right?

Rooney is only there to be the "parent" to get them into the stadium.

>rest all good players for el final
>start poogba
what did mouyes mean with this?

There's Mr. Reddit himself. Easiest way to find the cancer on this board is to check his replies that sing how praise.

pogba hasn't played in the last 3 or so games as his father died. he's just getting match fitness before the final in 3 days.

that hes shit

good odds on palace, who else put a little bet on it

Wow, praise from Cesar himself.

Imagine being so embarrassed of >your team that you beg Anons to watch something else. Lmao

>how

his

>american customer mad at the slovak

you cant make this shit up lads

pogpa died lol deathdab *dab*

putting my money on United. Big Sam about to carve himself another playdate with Fergie

Like printing money.

i wonder if he dabbed respectuflly as the coffin was lowered

ripip

imagine being in your death bed and seeing that your son (who supposedly was this top footballer) is playing for manure, under mouyes and in 6th place. Poor man, at least he's in peace now

harrop has to have been a typo on the birth certificate

Please, all ABU brothers are equal in their mockery of Manure

reminds me of rppney

lads this is the last day in the age of rooney

i can hear people out in the streets screaming and crying, the country is in despair. the pound has dropped 25 percent in an hour, but that might just be from brexit

At least Florentin was making him proud, poor old man

Have you ever given an official reason why you spend so much of your time engaging with a club and its fanbase that you apparently dislike so much?

he doesn't hate United. Was probably a fan once, but then Mourinho arrived

>not laughing and mocking the teams you dislike

do you even football?

literally me

Hope Fosu's in midfield

Not to mention he was at fault for 3 of the 5 goals conceded

>tfw 4 (four) new episodes of Twin Peaks from tomorrow

this ones my fave desu

Don't think so unfortunately

Witnessing the Manure ship burn and sink is almost as satisfying as cheering for the club I support

Can any manure customer tell me if fosu-mensah is actually good or just a meme

>tfw still haven't gotten round to watching the second season

What's weirder than Slovak user is the people that are seemingly annoyed by him but keep replying to his posts.

>I-I think I'm going to die now... please bring in my favourite son, I want to share my last words with him...
>I'm here dad, right by your side...
>paul?!? gtfo here and bring florentin ffs, fokin useless 6th place dabbing scam

dont bother.

You could literally skip about 12 episodes and it wouldn't matter. Or just watch the final episode of s2. The show was cancelled anyway so it's not like any of the plot threads or character arcs were resolved.

He's good. His best position is in midfield, but he hasn't had a chance to play there for the 1st team for more than about 4 minutes.

>watching the second season
avoid like the plague, absolute trash that will taint your memory of the first one

Ruthless

>not filtering spam (Slovakia)

It starts off okay, then quickly becomes complete shit, then gets good at the end.

He's promising, that's about it. He desperately needs more games.

I don't get why they don't just filter him. I did it because the same bait in every thread was just getting boring, obviously desperate for attention.

I think you secretly like Pogba

yeah it's stuff like this that has lead to me putting it off

>Harrop

6min before kickoff

You fucking serious?

Same. I don't understand how people keep taking his reddit-tier bait

>people will actually watch this game

>Messi bows to Pogbanoff
>creates shitloads of chances (almost 2 per game)
>Passing King of the Premier League
>In contact with Manchester United's marketing department about more sponsorship opportunities
>Possess dabbing abilities
>Direct descendant of Africans
>Cost over $100M from Juventus
>Manchester United is in the process of recouping this money via shirt sales
>Will bankroll some kind of vanity project rap single in the future
>both Pogbanoff brothers said to have 75+ IQ
>In the process of learning English
>We don't yet know what his plan is but Manchester United PLC's customers desperately hope that he starts being less shit
Swallowed the Pogpill long time ago, friend

>Rooney was born to play football

really?

slovakia and romania are the worst Sup Forums gimmicks

Football existed before 2014, Shinji

>implying big sam & mouyes didn't fix this game as a 0-0 draw

Is this televised? I've been on the toilet for about 45 minutes.

>there is now a twin peaks general on Sup Forums complete with pepe memes and ridiculous shitposting
I want reddit to leave

>implying >mouyes could win even he wanted to and started his "best" XI

>shitster

>"this is the largest audience for a united youth game ever"

great banter on the stream

2'53" in my tv

Generals always pop up for tv shows during their season run and then disappear again - True Detective, Westworld ect. It's only the /who/ autists and the /got/ faggots that keep generals going all year round.

>Timbo in defence
>Axel in midfield
???

Unfortunately, Mou thinks Tuanzabe is better in midfield than Fosu Mensah even though it's actually the other way around.

>Sunderland winning
lol

>pogshit

lel

Clearly trying to put themselves on the market

>not even watching this game

There is absolutely no reason why all the games shouldn't be on tv on the final day.

Faggots still don't understand that generals are a complete cancer.

>Liverpool currently outside the top 4

S Q U E A K Y

Liking Harrop so far desu

Damn, Pogba even shittier than his usual self today

The trademark Rooney chip*

*results may vary