2 hat tricks in a week

>2 hat tricks in a week

Three season wonder.

>meaningless games
>goat

he'll be a world class player as soon as he leaves spurs

I genuinely can't believe that this is happening. He was supposed to be a flash in the pan. He was supposed to regress to the mean and become a 10 goals a season mong.

This fucking mouthbreather is tearing up the premier league, and he plays for SPURS. What the FUCK?

>gets paid £100,000 per week
>golden boot
>Mesut Ozil gets £250,000 per week
>is shit

Really gets the old neurons firing.

yeah but he's english

Can't wait for Madrid to fall for the English striker meme

>Mesut Ozil is shit

This meme again

>More league goals than Suarez and Ronaldo

are you a mil/a/nista

>The year is 2020
>Harry Kane scores 40 goals in the 2020/2021 season for Spurs
>Spurs still find a way to bottle the title.

Kane will surpass Shearer as being a guy who is a legend but still wins fuck all.

>Americans in charge of knowing what a hattrick is

Future GOAT striker probably. Already better than tsunaldo.

...combined!

>subbing him with 10 mins left when he's chasing 30

Why? Poch out desu

Needs to average 18.2 goals over the next 10 seasons to catch Shearer's record. Can he do it?

saving him for the FA cup final

>Needs to average 18.2 goals over the next 10 seasons to catch Shearer's record

Fucking hell, Shearer was ridiculous

Goals in the Premier League this season:

Harry Kane: 29 goals, 30 games

Middlesbrough: 28 goals, 38 games

Why is Kane so godlike? He's amazing at finishing but seems only above average at other skills like pace and dribbling.

desu, it's a very heavy ask.

It will be a British player though.

Overrated 2bh

>7-1

hes a fucking mong on the ball, looks like hes about to fall over or just walk the ball into a defender but somehow hes always in the perfect place for a cheeky finish

Good lad
Solid worker
Never stops
Can play a bit

Ultimate English footballer

He really is

>is chosen to take corners

Cheeky