>2 hat tricks in a week
2 hat tricks in a week
Three season wonder.
>meaningless games
>goat
he'll be a world class player as soon as he leaves spurs
I genuinely can't believe that this is happening. He was supposed to be a flash in the pan. He was supposed to regress to the mean and become a 10 goals a season mong.
This fucking mouthbreather is tearing up the premier league, and he plays for SPURS. What the FUCK?
>gets paid £100,000 per week
>golden boot
>Mesut Ozil gets £250,000 per week
>is shit
Really gets the old neurons firing.
yeah but he's english
Can't wait for Madrid to fall for the English striker meme
>Mesut Ozil is shit
This meme again
>More league goals than Suarez and Ronaldo
are you a mil/a/nista
>The year is 2020
>Harry Kane scores 40 goals in the 2020/2021 season for Spurs
>Spurs still find a way to bottle the title.
Kane will surpass Shearer as being a guy who is a legend but still wins fuck all.
>Americans in charge of knowing what a hattrick is
Future GOAT striker probably. Already better than tsunaldo.
...combined!
>subbing him with 10 mins left when he's chasing 30
Why? Poch out desu
Needs to average 18.2 goals over the next 10 seasons to catch Shearer's record. Can he do it?
saving him for the FA cup final
>Needs to average 18.2 goals over the next 10 seasons to catch Shearer's record
Fucking hell, Shearer was ridiculous
Goals in the Premier League this season:
Harry Kane: 29 goals, 30 games
Middlesbrough: 28 goals, 38 games
Why is Kane so godlike? He's amazing at finishing but seems only above average at other skills like pace and dribbling.
desu, it's a very heavy ask.
It will be a British player though.
Overrated 2bh
>7-1
hes a fucking mong on the ball, looks like hes about to fall over or just walk the ball into a defender but somehow hes always in the perfect place for a cheeky finish
Good lad
Solid worker
Never stops
Can play a bit
Ultimate English footballer
He really is
>is chosen to take corners
Cheeky