Why don't you have a tattoo, Sup Forums?

why don't you have a tattoo, Sup Forums?

Money. I wanna get the brand from berserk somewhere.

Would you put a bumpersticker on a Bentley?

lack of criativity or skill to make a good one

My gooch hurts

I don't need an explicit outward expression to compensate for my lack of inner substance.

I'm mentally stable

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I just got this yesterday

I do not desecrate the vessel of the Holy Fire.

Well, for one, I'm not a faggot. That's pretty much the main reason.

i want to spend my money on other things

Because I'm old as fuck and have watched trends come and go for longer than you've been alive.
Lmao. Well played sir.

i do. head to toe oldschool b/w.
why don‘t you have a full suit?

inb4 pix cause i will not post clear identification material in Sup Forums

*on

Don't like getting poked.

Because I don't want to get one alone.

I have six, getting seventh in the next few days. Just got my dick pierced last week too

counting tattoos is faggotry, hipster twat.

>counting is faggotry
>math is for gay people

Suck my dick

I do, was a waste of money and adds nothing to my life.

This guy wants his dick sucked by a dude! What a faggot!

What kind of gay are you?

a samsquench!

I can't look at them they make me cringe. I'd love to be open minded and not judge people but they are just too gross for me. It kind of sucks that almost all women these days have them too. I was with this on chick who had one on her stomach and I couldn't even fuck her. I had to lie and said i drank too much.

>>>>>>>YIH

That was my first tattoo

Because I'm not a look at me look at me type. Why do you have them?

Because im not a multiculturalist slave who has abandoned my own for someone elses

That’s a beautiful sleeve. Post a timestamp with it and we will believe it’s actually yours.

>samsquench
Its a fucking SAMSQUAMCH

not mine, just some random pic i snagged off google. i do have a half sleeve, along with a few others on my forearm

Which for some reason you are not posting instead?

its fuckin saskatchewans

Pic is shitty but related

Better pic from my artist

>why don't you have a tattoo

Because I don't have any reason to get a tattoo.

Not a retard

Here is mine

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That looks fucking stupid

You know what they say about tattoos.

It's a marking to let everyone else know who the idiot is

Because I'm not a cookie cutter porn addict piece of hipster shit that only gets things because theyre popular. Theyre the same fags that vape, had manbuns and beards. Faggot shit

what are you 75 grandpa?

i have even dumber ones

Because I'm diabetic and don't want amputations.

that looks gay as fuck

If you like a picture, set it as your apple idildo wallpaper and dont get it stained on your body

Or, just don't get something that means nothing tattooed on you. If you get tribal art, you're a tard. If you have tattoos that mean something to you then more power to you

I want to get words tattooed between my shoulderblades that say: "Please no one ever tell this guy all the shit I wrote on his back. He thinks it's a pirate ship."

too expensive and i can't decide what i'd like to have on my body for the rest of my life

I'm an activist and community organizer, and for the last 25 years whenever I go to a major protest I write "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER" on my asscheeks in magic marker for when I'm strip-searched after an arrest.

Because they are degenerate and look like shit, especially on women.

I thought they were stupid when I was younger. I didn't want them because everyone and their fucking grandma was "SICKED TATTED UP BRAH WE INKED UP FAMI". I'll eventually get a tattoo on my left wrist off my mother, grandmother, and my birthday. If I have children I'll probably get theirs tatted as well. I have like 2 more tattoo ideas but I don't know if I'd actually go through with them.

I don't know any tattoo artists + I'd rather spend my money on weed and alcohol.

Because almost every tattoo I've ever seen is cringe as fuck. And even the ones that actually look decent always have some super cringe rationale behind them. So, basically I just don't want to be one of those people and don't have anything to prove.

looks like a black panther to me

It takes me like 2 hours to pick a movie to watch. I could never decide what permanent tattoo I would want on my body.

lmao what kind of faggot gets flowers on his arm?

fuck yeah

it looks alright if you dont know your tattoo shit
the lines are so janky

because they're lame and there are less permanent and retarded ways to strike up a conversation. also nobody gives a fuck about your dead relatives but you, so stop whining about it.

where's its dick?