/f1/ Formula 1 General - Bossberg did it again Edition

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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 104 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 98 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 63 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 49 points
5. Daniel Ricciardo 37 points

>News
Alonso Indy 500 quali on soon
Rosberg's wife pregnant again

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mad amx

who looking forward to RWL for the forseeable future?

Rosberg quite F1 m8

How come no one ever mentions Colin Chapman as the ultimate cheater lol

couldn't cheat death

he cheated prison by dying

Is it cheating if the regulations don't say something is illegal, Manuel?

>Manuel
Miguel*

Was the captcha broke for anybody else?

no but ur country is

I'm sorry, did you just assume my nationality?

brb turning right

Does anyone have a stream for the Indy Qualifying? The one on youtube keeps buffering for me

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Found one: 90176444c50df6c9a60acdd488a65e1593f9e869

>when you get more children than WDC titles

any idea how long till alonso goes out

Not really, I don't know how many people still have to run in the 10-33 qualifying.

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Fast 9 starts at 5pm no matter what

won't be for another hour or so. he'll be the third one to go in the fast 9 group.

>Alonso changing engine

kek 9th place here he comes

How much does qualifying matter in Indy anyways? The race is so long and I thought ovals always have quite a lot of overtaking?

Doesn't matter too much, but it helps not to have to be in the back with all the shitters.

Theres a Honda joke in there somewhere

>broadcast switches from ESPN to ABC
>ESPN streaming is allowed in my area but not ABC

Ok.

Who are the commentators on espn? One of them sounds very Swedish.

this faggot has been on the youtube livestream for the past like 6 hours, where can i watch this thing?

forget it, i found one

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>happylonso
Feels good lads. I hope come next weekend we get to see the weeb pose

strawpoll.com/51w4x2f

Do You Want Alonso To Win Indy 500?

I don't wanna be touched

It would be nice

wait... is Monaco tihs weekend? did I just piss away another week? what am I doing

Scott Goodyear (a leaf) and Eddie Cheever (burger that grew up in Italy)

>no "i want him to turn right and just himself"
Shit poll.

>Russian banter

>everything is banter
Why can't Alonso just make something good for f1 for once?

don't worry.

his f1 instincts will kick in and he'll turn right at 220mph

>side drafted
>car steps put slightly
>turns to correct
>car grips
>18 car pile up on fire with Alonso at the bottom

I want him to be happy

Why aren't you living the Kimoa™ lifestyle?

Live Kimoa cool

I miss him so much.

>input Malboro conspiracy here

quads for ric wins lol

Your mother will die tonight in her sleep unless you type "you are all fags" in this thread:





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Quality post.

I hope you get heem'd in your sleep

Valtteri will never win another race

>page 4
Sad!

nando and gimi to indy next season?

...

Book it, Fernando has found joy in his life again. Only problem is he may overdose and die on freedom during the prerace ceremonies along with every euro watching

Don't mind me, just on my way to winning the 2017 Formula 1™ World Drivers' Championship.

so nice that someone can be openly gay and accepted in 2017

Says some fag on Sup Forums

Well he never really came out said he was gay, it seems like a lot of people, including some of his fans, think he is straight.

so alonso is completely confirmed as one of the goats now?

Bad luck with strike again.

I have started seeing movie posters for the McLaren movie. Looks good lads

no, perro caca gonna win it

?

He still have to survive next sunday

Someone posted some gay porn or something telling people to go to the new /heem/ thread and say "your all gay" or something along those lines

Who is the gayist Driver on the grid?

Ocon but he's such a cutie we like him anyway.
Past drivers, obv Senna.

Hamilton

Stroll

pascal

call me when there are more than 3 overtakes in a race. Im done with this semen slurpage

Technically even Spain had more than 3 overtakes without the pits shenanigans but we don't really like you so just go.

and stay out!

I wonder what max does before the race

rubs one out

>reddit spacing
RAUS

kys

reads Mein Kampf

>Max
>Read

Pick one

Max literally hasn't read a book in his life

maybe Max thought Adi put some of his nice drawings into the book

he has the audio book

>FIA deadline for change of engine supplier 2018 passed without notice from McLaren. No switch to Mercedes

Top kek, Eddie Jordan btfo.

Post yfw Alonso stays with Mclelren

Did he advocate for interracial marriage?

How good is AMX's german, is dutch and german similar? They live on the same clay at least

pretty good, most Dutch celebs can speak German
quite similar and often easy to understand, although not as easy as a "dialect" as some memes suggest

Then I guess a book from the Frog & Toad serie by Arnold Lobel

Watching the Indy 500 qualy really made me miss the old F1 where tracks had grass, gravel and barely any tarmac runoff.

It was the perfect middle ground between 'crash into the wall and it's most likely a serious inury' and ' lol I just let it slide through the tarmac no biggie'.

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>it's another "germany tries banter" episode
can't hear you m8

youtube.com/watch?v=g2XP4AzLksQ

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>latest mana tweet
>she is wishing she was reborn as James Rossiter's sexy fuck whore

Where were you when mana rejected Nico?

I was at home

Phone rang, it was Michael Schumacher

>Mana rejected Nico

"No"

...

he looks like hulkenberg...

sounds like him too...

Fernando Alonso qualified 5th

That's excellent no matter what way you spin it.

>slower than sato

>his first book is Wobbler's autobiography

He'll swear off intellectuality forever.