I came from a timeline where Italians are white AMA

i came from a timeline where Italians are white AMA

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What's Italy's GDP per capita in your timeline?

You have to go back.

>Italians
>white
It checks desu

any question ?

Further evidence:

basically it's the same as germany

i'm sorry you are stuck in the brown timeline bro

Being white actually made you guys better at war?

No questions because I think whiteness is strong in Italy, genetically speaking.
Even if the South is full retard, they have Norman blood. So I am okay with that.

However, I think Italians don't like to be classified as "pure white" simply because, for them, sharing a place with Eternal Anglos, Krauts, Frogs, and barabarian Scandinavians would be degrading.

[De facto] So technically Italians are confirmed white.
[De jure] But since the white label usually denotes stupid Northern Europeans, Italians are happy to be left out of it.

actually yes we won ww2 by siding with the allies

North or south Italy?

all Italy

How? No Normans? No Greeks? No Germans?

Italy also won WW1.
But Britbongs and Ameritards have the tendency to forget Italy was formally allied with the Central Empires *before* WW1:
>officially a supporter of Central Empries 1900-1914 (but everyone knew Italy sided with France in 1860-61 and during the Franco-Prussian war)
>neutral in 1914
>abandons the alliance in 1915
>fights against Austria 1915-18
>cucked at the Treary of Versailles by allied countries because ambassador Orlando was a refused to submit to the English and French Jewery.

Everyone forgets Italy has repeatedly attacked Austria and kept winning ever since 1848 (more or less) for the purpose of unifying Italian clay.
The only change of trend occurred woth Fascism but lasted just until 1943 when Italians legitimately overthrew Mussolini (who retreated to Salò), thus siding with the Allies during 1943-45.
Even so, Allies still treated Italy as a losing nation because of our alliance in the 1939-1942. Reason is they wanted to fuck Italian colonies.
The eternal Anglo will never accept Italian contribution.

Everyone who know a bit of Italian history is aware of the thumb rule:
>Italy is allied with Krauts during peacetime (for economic purpose)
>Italy sides with French during wartime (for military purposes)
This should tell you a lot about EU politics.

Have you still betrayed us in 2 World wars?

See Italians are your friends when you are at peace.
When Germany is at war, Italy will stab you in the back.

Your thumb rule should be: never go to war.

nope never allied

more lombards

>siding with allies
kek alright, that sure justifies ethiopia and greece you big nigger

in my timeline we never invaded Greece
and we colonized the west coast of Africa

>my timeline

actually yes turk

I come from that same timeline.

Both my grandparents moved from Italy to America and then my dad married an Italian women and had me.

When I say my last name people ask me my ethnicity when I say Italian they look at me like I am crazy. I have even heard "but you are white"

The shame these mudskin invaders have brought to my people.

brother i tought i was the only one i bet you have blonde hair

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Mussolini, the father of Fascism, loved newspapers. He is Italian so it relates, my cheap way of getting more opinions.

>getting opinions from a communist
wew lad

the fuck is Mussolini

..The whole Fascist Italy thing..?

a type of pasta

nice

endorsed

All four grandparents from Palermo and the surrounding area, was born with platinum blond hair and green eyes. They have darkened over the years though.

>Greece
why do you always brag about wars you didn't win yourself?