34 year old

> 34 year old
> kissless virgin
> no friends
> bad relationship with parents
> minimum wage job
> chronic illness

How do I get my life back under control?

Turn back time ofc

What's the chronic illness?

Wish I fucking could. Guess I peaked in high school.

Crohn's.

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c'mon faggots.

Cheese?

Cheese?

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Clean your room, bucko.

Have you tried cleaning your room?

My room is clean as fuck.

>Crohn's
Sounds shitty

Then there is nothing more to teach you. Why aren't you crushing mad puss on stacks of cash yet?

>kissless virgin
Who the fuck cares? I'm actually jealous about that.
>no friends
More common than you think at your age.
>bad relationship with parents
Your parents can suck a bulldog's dick.
>minimum wage job
OK that does suck.
>chronic illness
AIDS?

bro you have to change your life

why is your relationship shit with parents?

how bad is the disease?

do you have hobbies?

what job are you in?

if you want help give details

Have you tried being yourself?

It is.

Neither have pussy, nor cash. All I have is a clean room.

>why is your relationship shit with parents?

Probably disappointment. Even though my relationship with my parents is not openly hostile but just marked by mutual disinterest. Talk to them maybe once or twice a year.

>how bad is the disease?

Managed with shitlots of immunosuppressants but I still have to watch what I eat in order to not shit myself.

>do you have hobbies?

Mainly sports (climbing / bouldering, running cycling). Cooking. And reading.

>what job are you in?

I work half days in a supermarket while writing job applications. I was initially thinking that this was a very transient phase of my life but I've been on the hunt for jobs for 1.5 years now.

>if you want help give details

maybe post a pic of you?

Won't post face.

Yes. I'm too bad of an actor to pretend to be someone else.

you could make friends bouldering

people are very nice

are you afraid to talk with people?

and why?

tbh your parents will be happy if you call them, cant you make your mom a small present like flowers and tell them that you are trying to improve your life situation?

how many job applications did you write?

Did you acquire any skill?

you have to fix everything of the above first and it should be a lot easier for you to be confident, which is a must for dating

>you could make friends bouldering
>people are very nice
>are you afraid to talk with people?
>and why?

I have no problems talking to people per se.

I am awkward as fuck. Dull, boring, lacking humour, wittiness or charme. This is why people usually don't really find me sympathetic.

>tbh your parents will be happy if you call them, cant you make your mom a small present like flowers and tell them that you are trying to improve your life situation?

I will do that.

>how many job applications did you write?

Somewhere between 50 and 100.

>Did you acquire any skill?

I have a degree in biochem.

>> 34 year old
Still a young man.
>> kissless virgin
Easy to fix with a hooker.
>> no friends
Why do you think this is?
>> bad relationship with parents
Fuck them!
>> minimum wage job
What do you do for a living?
>> chronic illness
What kind?

All answered above.

Use a online dating service thingy. Then you'll meet someone for sure. Do it now. You're not gonna be young forever.

I used Tinder and a German website.

Then what the fuck are your issues? I don't understand.

You want contact with your parents? Then reach out.

Are you sad? Then exercise and STAY THE FUCK OFF SOCIAL MEDIA.

Want pussy? Get a hooker or get on a dating app.

Want friends? Go to a singles event or something (What city are you in?)

and you are german, right?

Also, make sure the website is for people who are serious about finding someone. Not Thotlove.com

well you have a job, that's most important, no matter how shitty the pay is. you have SOME income and improving from there is always possible in one way or the other. if you can pay your bills that's a major accomplishment. next important thing is to get your body in order as well as you can. i don't know how much your disease affects you, but there is always something you can do, you go to work after all. eat healthy, lots of greens, fruit, low carb, much protein and go exercise. you need to lose weight and if you're a skinny fag you're almost there, you can reap the benefits of working out even earlier then. it improves your health in every way possible and even betters your mood directly. healthier body and mind, better performance in all aspects of daily life and at some point you'll notice your confidence grow. you might also consider quitting porn and most of the internet, including Sup Forums, where toxic losers like most of us are dwell to vent and try to bring you down. and infect your mind with bs in any case

How do you dress?
What physical shape are you in?
Height and weight?
Hairstyle?
Do you shower and groom daily?

at least u can cast fireballs, don't you

>Then what the fuck are your issues? I don't understand.

My issues are that I am unable to find a job, friends and a partner.

>How do you dress?

Smart casual.

>What physical shape are you in?

Lean and slightly muscular.

>Height and weight?

180 cm. 72 kg.

>Hairstyle?

Hitler youth.

>Do you shower and groom daily?

Yes. I actually shower twice a day.

This might sound like the typical "just be yourself" advice but you really need to just work on having more confidence in yourself.Sadly OP this world runs on confidence (for good reason) and without that you'll always be seen as a fucking beta no matter what you have.

>well you have a job, that's most important, no matter how shitty the pay is. you have SOME income and improving from there is always possible in one way or the other. if you can pay your bills that's a major accomplishment.

I have that one down. And at least, I don't have any university debts like the yanks.

>next important thing is to get your body in order as well as you can. i don't know how much your disease affects you, but there is always something you can do, you go to work after all. eat healthy, lots of greens, fruit, low carb, much protein and go exercise. you need to lose weight and if you're a skinny fag you're almost there, you can reap the benefits of working out even earlier then. it improves your health in every way possible and even betters your mood directly. healthier body and mind, better performance in all aspects of daily life and at some point you'll notice your confidence grow.

I eat clean. And I exercise (including) every second day of several hours. Unfortunately, I still don't like the looks of my body.

>you might also consider quitting porn and most of the internet, including Sup Forums, where toxic losers like most of us are dwell to vent and try to bring you down. and infect your mind with bs in any case

I don't watch porn too often and if I do, only software stuff. And I fucking quit Facebook already.

Just 6 more years before those wizard powers come in bro. Stay pure.

why 6? i know u become a wizard certainly at 30

>software porn
What is that like video of an iOS terminal backdoor portholing a MS Windows Server machine?

time&direction

find a god and try drugs with him
people supress themselves without even knowing it, think about that. go all out, dude, follow emotion. just follow emotion, it will always lead to somewhere new

30 worked back in the early days, when we were more innocent. Now it's 40-42 because of the residual hedonistic energies floating around like radioactive waste. You can slim it down to 35 if you stop watching porn, but no one does that.

Also how many fucking street signs do I have to click gookmoot you fucking slant-eyed yellow jew

Damn autocorrect. I'm talking about soft porn. Stuff that is posted on r/gonewild or the "pics you shouldn't share" threads here.

Learn The Way, The Light, The Word.

Nah dude.

> 34 year old
Age is just the amount of times the earth has revolved around the sun.
> kissless virgin
At least you do not have to pay child support to some bitch you do not like.
> no friends
That can be changed.
> bad relationship with parents
Do not get involved in fights with them
> minimum wage job
What do you do?
> chronic illness
What is it?

>What do you do?

Half days in supermarket while writing job applications.

>What is it?

Crohn's.

>Half days in supermarket
Tbh any job that doesn’t require sitting for 8 hours a day is good. There are so many desk jobs that kill people’s back. I used to wash dishes and it was good because I just listened to music and podcasts and got paid for it.

>Age is just the amount of times the earth has revolved around the sun.
No, its how many times your cells have divided as they get a little weaker each time they do and become more and more prone to errors and failures since you are a dying being in a decaying universe of death and entropy.

Do you still?

smoke pot
exercise
read books (good books) mises.org

heh

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I used to smoke pot recreationally. But I never noticed any effect on my Crohn's. And I do work out a lot. And I had my von Mises phase just like I had my Marx phase.

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c'mon niggas.

how can something like axiomatic self ownerhip, property rights, and a free and peaceful society be a phase? i call retard

That's exactly the same that doctrinaire Marxists seem to say to me. The answer is: pragmatism, realism, human nature.

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